The things people will do for Metabolic Drive Complete
“The day I sold my soul . . .”
Yippee ki yay, mother-father
No one could exactly explain the premise of Fox’s newest reality-TV show, but the promotional pictures were intriguing.
“I will never tell my wife our sex life is boring again”
“Biotest’s newest product: Vixen , Strong enuff for a man made for a woman”
“Why women shouldn’t take Alpha Male”
“Why you shouldn’t visit walmart after midnight”
“And TC wonders why he can’t keep a workout partner”
shopping for nail polish before escaping the country for murder means you’re whipped
“After seeing Mom and Dad at the grocery store last night, I have a feeling this morning’s breakfast will be filled with awkward silence.”
“Don’t squat on the carpet and we won’t need to make midnight runs to the clean isle.”
Why a man should never get in the way of a woman who wants skinless chicken breasts.
A new meaning for the term “spank the monkey.”
[quote]MikeA. wrote:
“Quick, Craig, over to the charcoal aisle… we’ll just grab a few cans of charcoal fluid and then its off to Boston for a manicure…”[/quote]
If this does not win, I’ll be surprised.
HE MAN gets Battlecat and I get this! WTF
So THAT’s what a strap-on feels like.
Functional muscle gone astray.
new computer: $900.00
internet access: $19.00
subscription to site which will remain nameless: $15.95
finding out your mom is a freak the hard way: PRICELESS:)
Hooker safety:
Make sure to apply rubber gloves when you can ride your yeast infection to the vagisil aisle…
He said he was hung like a horse, this is what he gets for lying.
“It beats the fat chick I used to be with, atleast this one cleans and helps me out with cardio.”
“Functional training gone awry”
“Their sperm count is equal”
“This is why you don’t mess with the misses during spring cleaning”
Dammit, i was hoping i would be the first to make a Craig Titus joke… but here it goes anyway
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" Coach Thibs decided to have some fun with his new client when he wrote up his GPP program"
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“Coach Thibs demonstrates why its important to find a partner who has the same interest in fitness as you”
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" Dave Tate is doing some ridiculous things to get down to that 5% mark."
I thought they said you’d turn into a pumpkin, not Palumbo!