Re-elect Mayor Johnson
“After we get the chicken, let’s go home and switch positions”
“Don’t worry about passing by the condom aisle. The roids dried up his balls years ago.”
Paul Chek promotes his new, even more functional alternative to the swiss ball, and wonders just where he went wrong in life.
Since when did Jason Statham get so big?
Why are we going so fast? Seriously, stuff is just flying by, i don’t even know what aisle we’re on.
FASTER MISTER SLAVE!
gasp “fas as i can, jesus chris”
Shutup honey, the cops said if i did this they’d let me off that ticket!
After losing the bet to Christian Thibedeaux, newly cut Dave Tate has to let a tranny ride him around Walmart.
Take it all bitch…
damnit Jilly, you look great now but we gotta stop meeting like this…
After failing to win the big money in this year’s Mr Olympia, Steve returned to his previous job as a shopping cart.
the year 2010, the sport of MEGA housewife Supermarket Meathead jockeying grips the nation
With their supply of toys running desperately low, Newton and Natasha quickly pounced on the opportunity when the Blue Light Special on latex butt plugs and copper nipple clips was finally announced at their local K-Mart.
The bodybuilder’s rules for enjoying sex:
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You will not lose all your muscle if you postponed your next meal until after you finish making love.
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Avoid late-night supermarket runs by keeping your fridge stocked.
" One womans answer to rising gas costs"
“American male… be Alpha again!”
“Who is the Alpha Male?”
“Damn! what i have to do for a fuck”
“Faster Bronco! faster!!”
“Born to be a slave”
“Mistress of the house of pain”
“DAMN! i have to read small lines before signing in”
“Mom was true! pay attention to nice woman!!”
"While the 800 meter run and the 100 sit-ups were a piece of cake for Dave, the final part of workout Cindy proved to be quite a bitch… "
You sure this was in Polliquin’s new article?
Marriage, it’s not for everyone.
Things I would do for a blowjob.
The ultimate goal of feminism.
Whipped