[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
How the hell does Captain America keep up with Batman…I like Cap, but come on now.
How about Black Panther vs. Batman?[/quote]
I dunno man… dat super soldier serum.
Batman vs Moon Knight
Batman vs Deadpool
Batman vs Deathstroke
Those are all good ones I think.
Of course the answer to all of them is obvious. Batman wins. Because Batman. And because fuck you.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]knee-gro wrote:
I’m loving that a bunch of grown men are discussing stuff like this, I guess as much as we grow older and mature deep down inside we’re still 12 years old.
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“When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
-C.S. Lewis
One of my favorite quotes. It’s amazing (although I suppose not surprising) how many bodybuilders and strength athletes got their very first inspiration from comic book characters or something similar. It’s nice to enjoy the nostalgia of it lol.[/quote]
Oh it was certainly the earliest inspiration to me (pro-wrestling later on lulz), what boy who reads super-hero comics doesn’t want to have big muscles like, well, all of them. Even guys with no super powers like Tony Stark were muscular.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
How the hell does Captain America keep up with Batman…I like Cap, but come on now.
How about Black Panther vs. Batman?[/quote]
I dunno man… dat super soldier serum.
Batman vs Moon Knight
Batman vs Deadpool
Batman vs Deathstroke
Those are all good ones I think.
Of course the answer to all of them is obvious. Batman wins. Because Batman. And because fuck you.[/quote]
I don’t know enough about Moon Knight. As far as the other two, Wolverine bests them on the regular (hell deadpool is like a clawless, but hilarious clone). So I’d say a better matchup is Wolverine vs. Batman, which I think would be close. Although let’s be honest, I’m sure Batman has at least 1 magnet on his belt, and again because fuck you that’s why…
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
How the hell does Captain America keep up with Batman…I like Cap, but come on now.
How about Black Panther vs. Batman?[/quote]
I dunno man… dat super soldier serum.
Batman vs Moon Knight
Batman vs Deadpool
Batman vs Deathstroke
Those are all good ones I think.
Of course the answer to all of them is obvious. Batman wins. Because Batman. And because fuck you.[/quote]
I don’t know enough about Moon Knight. As far as the other two, Wolverine bests them on the regular (hell deadpool is like a clawless, but hilarious clone). So I’d say a better matchup is Wolverine vs. Batman, which I think would be close. Although let’s be honest, I’m sure Batman has at least 1 magnet on his belt, and again because fuck you that’s why…[/quote]
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
How the hell does Captain America keep up with Batman…I like Cap, but come on now.
How about Black Panther vs. Batman?[/quote]
I dunno man… dat super soldier serum.
Batman vs Moon Knight
Batman vs Deadpool
Batman vs Deathstroke
Those are all good ones I think.
Of course the answer to all of them is obvious. Batman wins. Because Batman. And because fuck you.[/quote]
I don’t know enough about Moon Knight. As far as the other two, Wolverine bests them on the regular (hell deadpool is like a clawless, but hilarious clone). So I’d say a better matchup is Wolverine vs. Batman, which I think would be close. Although let’s be honest, I’m sure Batman has at least 1 magnet on his belt, and again because fuck you that’s why…[/quote]
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Batman and a large magnet > Wolverine
And for Batman and Ironman
The only way Batman might live
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super stealthy dude there
Doesn’t Batman have a dossier on pretty much EVERYONE, and a list of their major weaknesses and vulnerabilities and a plan to attack those weaknesses and the resources and technology to pull off the attack? I mean, imagine all the crazy shit he’s developed that he keeps under wraps until it’s time to break out the big guns. Batman’s always two steps ahead, and when everyone else gets mad, frustrated and sloppy, he gets focused.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Doesn’t Batman have a dossier on pretty much EVERYONE, and a list of their major weaknesses and vulnerabilities and a plan to attack those weaknesses and the resources and technology to pull off the attack? I mean, imagine all the crazy shit he’s developed that he keeps under wraps until it’s time to break out the big guns. Batman’s always two steps ahead, and when everyone else gets mad, frustrated and sloppy, he gets focused.[/quote]
I also don’t get this bullshit about Ironman’s suit. So fucking what if he has a suit? That doesn’t make him a genius and it certainly doesn’t make Stark Industries better than Wayne Enterprises. The only thing Stark has produced of any note is that fucking suit, which anyone can use. Batman has all sorts of weird shit he’s come up with. The Bat Wing, the Bat Pod, the Batmobile, etc etc.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Doesn’t Batman have a dossier on pretty much EVERYONE, and a list of their major weaknesses and vulnerabilities and a plan to attack those weaknesses and the resources and technology to pull off the attack? I mean, imagine all the crazy shit he’s developed that he keeps under wraps until it’s time to break out the big guns. Batman’s always two steps ahead, and when everyone else gets mad, frustrated and sloppy, he gets focused.[/quote]
I also don’t get this bullshit about Ironman’s suit. So fucking what if he has a suit? That doesn’t make him a genius and it certainly doesn’t make Stark Industries better than Wayne Enterprises. The only thing Stark has produced of any note is that fucking suit, which anyone can use. Batman has all sorts of weird shit he’s come up with. The Bat Wing, the Bat Pod, the Batmobile, etc etc.[/quote]
Stark could always just hit Wayne Manor with the Jericho missles while Alfred was drawing a bath for Batman and Robin to cozy up in and blow each other. Game over.
Also how could you not like Stark more than Wayne- Hookers and Blow vs Little Boys and Tights
You don’t have to be Charlie Sheen to know which one of those is winning.
