[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
J-J wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
“…under-the-skin-cyst things…”?
Jesus christ, are you serious?
Some of you lot have a lot worse acne than i ever thought.
hahaha, my skin is actually very clear, just a few pimps on my back. You guys don’t get these though? I think it might be just from sweating and letting it incubate all day, who knows.
When you pop them though, damn it’s fucking awesome. Just feels like a lump under the skin, you can’t even see anything. Give that fucker a nice squeeze and Puss Armageddon is unleashed…
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As much as I also enjoyed popping those motherfucking pimples (man it feels good when they go “pop!”), this is one way to get staph.
You do not want to get staph. Ever. I got it once on my calf (not from popping a pimple, though). Motherfucking thing developed an inflamed ball in my left calf, the size of an apple, with a big, deep, gapping dark hole that used to be the white pimple head thingie.
After it got lanced and the shit squeezed out of it (no anesthesia as if just having that ball didn’t hurt enough), you could push a pen through the hole… and a whole bunch of motherfucking gauze that the doc deemed necessary to shove into the hole… motherfucker.
Then it was the bactrin to kill the fucking staph… which gave me a reaction that sent me to the emergency room with drool coming out of my mouth, feeling one eye rotating independently of the other, I shit you not. Got changed to clyndamicin to finally kill the staph off my system… alongside all my gut flora. Taking a shit was painful, like passing Freddy Kruger’s claws or the offspring of a porcupine and a pineaple. It took like four months for the freaking hole to finally close. Felt weak and shit for months thereafter.
It’s more than two years since then, and you can push the flesh down where the hole used to be in my calf. Damned creepy.
Don’t pop your cysts, pimples and whatnot. And if you really feel you have to, put some alcohol in the area, get a needle, soak it in alcohol and pierce the skin to get the white pasty shit out, then put more alcohol.
Staph is not just the stuff you get in wrestling. You get in the gym, and even construction workers are suffering from it. You can get it from rubbing an infected surface, or when staph (which naturally grows in your skin and inside your nostrils) end up seeping inside a popped pimple. Just don’t pop them, or at least not until you get home and have a bottle of alcohol near you.