since PM’s are screwy on here at times, check yours please. If you don’t have one from me let me know
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
since PM’s are screwy on here at times, check yours please. If you don’t have one from me let me know[/quote]
x2, jfit sent you a PM
Did you get my dick pics?
If so, please reciprocate.
Also, we’re out of eggs.
lol, you jokin?
While we’re at it, we need more toilet paper. Err…and I cant find the weed I had stocked under your mattress. I looked under it earlier today but all I found there was a box filled with the extra extra small condoms you ordered for yourself last week.
Anyhoo, sorry I forgot to tell ya earlier.
And your missus sends her regards. A plus, ciao.
PS: take your time getitng back tonight, no hurry whatsoever.
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
since PM’s are screwy on here at times, check yours please. If you don’t have one from me let me know[/quote]
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
lol, you jokin?[/quote]
No, I used them all in my omelet this morning.
i was talkin to larry david 
you screwballs will at least keep this at the top so he sees it
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
lol, you jokin?[/quote]
No, I used them all in my omelet this morning.[/quote]
Hahaha, excellent setup with that one.
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
i was talkin to larry david ;)[/quote]
No, I wasn’t joking. You [jfit] definitely did send him a PM.
Iron Dwarf, could you pick up a pizza on your way over to get your PM’s? Thanks, dude.
Don’t buy anymore eggs ID, dude’s ass is on fire already
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Don’t buy anymore eggs ID, dude’s ass is on fire already[/quote]
You say that like it’s a bad thing… It IS winter, you know.
I.D.: DON’T EAT THE OMELLETE!!! It’s not eggma, it’s smegma!
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I.D.: DON’T EAT THE OMELLETE!!! It’s not eggma, it’s smegma![/quote]
Everybody likes a dick cheese omelet.
Sing it with me…
i SAY ERRBUDDY LIKES
a DICK-CHAYYYYYSSSEEEE eRMLETTT
ERRRRRBUDDDDY LIKES
a DICK-CHAYYYYYYYSSSEEE EEEERMLETTT
OH OH OH OH OH OH-OH OH-OH
MELTIN IN YER MOUTH
LIKE A DICK-CHAYYSEEEEE ERMLETT
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I.D.: DON’T EAT THE OMELLETE!!! It’s not eggma, it’s smegma![/quote]
Everybody likes a dick cheese omelet.
Sing it with me…
i SAY ERRBUDDY LIKES
a DICK-CHAYYYYYSSSEEEE eRMLETTT
ERRRRRBUDDDDY LIKES
a DICK-CHAYYYYYYYSSSEEE EEEERMLETTT
OH OH OH OH OH OH-OH OH-OH
MELTIN IN YER MOUTH
LIKE A DICK-CHAYYSEEEEE ERMLETT[/quote]
This might be the first time in my life typed word made me gag…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I.D.: DON’T EAT THE OMELLETE!!! It’s not eggma, it’s smegma![/quote]
Everybody likes a dick cheese omelet.
Sing it with me…
i SAY ERRBUDDY LIKES
a DICK-CHAYYYYYSSSEEEE eRMLETTT
ERRRRRBUDDDDY LIKES
a DICK-CHAYYYYYYYSSSEEE EEEERMLETTT
OH OH OH OH OH OH-OH OH-OH
MELTIN IN YER MOUTH
LIKE A DICK-CHAYYSEEEEE ERMLETT[/quote]
This might be the first time in my life typed word made me gag…
[/quote]
And you kids thought I was running out of tricks.
WAVE YA HAYNDS IN THE AYA
fER A DICK-CHAYSE ERMELTTTTT
u SED WE OUTTA EGGS
U SED WE OUTTA EGGS
BUT WE CAN STILL BE EATIN
WIT A DICK-CHAYSE ERMELTT
yOyo CHECK YO PMS BITCH!
PEACE.
Vicomte- You need to post this ‘Smegsta Rap’ in Spetznaz’s “Gangsta Rap” thread. U light yearz ahead of dat shit, yo!
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Vicomte- You need to post this ‘Smegsta Rap’ in Spetznaz’s “Gangsta Rap” thread. U light yearz ahead of dat shit, yo![/quote]
Brotha I be lite yeeas 'hed da indutry with my shit.
YO U bLOW MY DICK
i BLO YO MIND
i BE RHYMIN BOUT MY DICK-CHAYSE
ALL aD TYME
bE RHYMIN IN DA MORNIN
BE RHYMIN IT AT NIGHT
bE EATING ALL MY DICK-cHAYSE
WIT A SPLASH A LIME
yO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YOU SHE SPILL SUM IN HER LAP
AND OUT POP u
tHAT’S RIGHT i BE YO DADDY
tHAS RIGHT YOU BE MY SON
mY DICK-CHAYSE IS YOU DICK-CHAYSE
YO U THINK THIS IS FUN?
i BE UPPIN TO MY EYEBALLS
WIT DOS ALIMONY PAYMINTS
GONNA TAKE IT OUT YO ASS
WHEN U COME TO SPEND DA WEEKIND
u BE MAKIN DICK-CHAYSE ERMLETTS
WIT DA LOCA CHURCH DEEACON
YA WE BE FRINDS
YA WE BE FRINDS
i INFILTRATE YO RELIGION
TIL JEEESUS BE BACK AGIN
i MAKIN ERMLETTS WIT DA LORD
WHILE YO MOMMA SHE BE SHRIEKIN
SHE SAY ERMLETTS THEY IZ GOOD
WHILE HER CLITERIS IS PHREAKIN
PEACE.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Vicomte- You need to post this ‘Smegsta Rap’ in Spetznaz’s “Gangsta Rap” thread. U light yearz ahead of dat shit, yo![/quote]
Brotha I be lite yeeas 'hed da indutry with my shit.
YO U bLOW MY DICK
i BLO YO MIND
i BE RHYMIN BOUT MY DICK-CHAYSE
ALL aD TYME
bE RHYMIN IN DA MORNIN
BE RHYMIN IT AT NIGHT
bE EATING ALL MY DICK-cHAYSE
WIT A SPLASH A LIME
yO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YOU SHE SPILL SUM IN HER LAP
AND OUT POP u
tHAT’S RIGHT i BE YO DADDY
tHAS RIGHT YOU BE MY SON
mY DICK-CHAYSE IS YOU DICK-CHAYSE
YO U THINK THIS IS FUN?
i BE UPPIN TO MY EYEBALLS
WIT DOS ALIMONY PAYMINTS
GONNA TAKE IT OUT YO ASS
WHEN U COME TO SPEND DA WEEKIND
u BE MAKIN DICK-CHAYSE ERMLETTS
WIT DA LOCA CHURCH DEEACON
YA WE BE FRINDS
YA WE BE FRINDS
i INFILTRATE YO RELIGION
TIL JEEESUS BE BACK AGIN
i MAKIN ERMLETTS WIT DA LORD
WHILE YO MOMMA SHE BE SHRIEKIN
SHE SAY ERMLETTS THEY IZ GOOD
WHILE HER CLITERIS IS PHREAKIN
PEACE.[/quote]
You either are very talented in a quite disturbing way or you store dick cheese lyrics on your computer just incase.
Which would also be…
…unusual?