The 'I LOVE Iron Dwarf' Thread

C’mon… you know you want to pass the love, or sexual favors, or spare change to the forum’s mighty midget. Don’t deny it, for it only means you’re denying yourself.

Lay it on me. Don’t make me beg.

You have the best burger titties, EVER!

Iron Dwarf’s artistic mastery has allowed him to render a succulent hamburger even more succulent.

I’ll buy you a 3 month subscription to WOW.

I want to father your children

Your avatars are like beanie babies circa 1998, highly coveted and old ladies fight for it.

You post half naked pics of your wife in your hub, which I can fap to 24/7.

F U! (raises hands with middle fingers up on both, then rubs large magnet all over ID’s computer/hard drive)

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
F U! (raises hands with middle fingers up on both, then rubs large magnet all over ID’s computer/hard drive)[/quote]

x2

You can draw almost as excellent as I do

I’ve loved Iron Dwarf ever since he stood up for the people and confronted Phil Collins.

And yes, looking at his hub it’s easy to see why he brags about his marriage/wife. Well done my friend, well done.

Sorry, I’m not into dwarfs.

Now if you were a smurf, that would be a different story.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
You have the best burger titties, EVER![/quote]

THOSE ARE TITTIES? I THOUGHT THEY WERE NUTS OMG

[quote]CapnYousef wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
You have the best burger titties, EVER![/quote]

THOSE ARE TITTIES? I THOUGHT THEY WERE NUTS OMG[/quote]

Gaymode detected.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
C’mon… you know you want to pass the love, or sexual favors, or spare change to the forum’s mighty midget. Don’t deny it, for it only means you’re denying yourself.

Lay it on me. Don’t make me beg.

[/quote]
For some reason i envision you being fat.

[quote]jahall wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
C’mon… you know you want to pass the love, or sexual favors, or spare change to the forum’s mighty midget. Don’t deny it, for it only means you’re denying yourself.

Lay it on me. Don’t make me beg.

[/quote]
For some reason i envision you being fat.[/quote]

I’m whatever you want me to be.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]jahall wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
C’mon… you know you want to pass the love, or sexual favors, or spare change to the forum’s mighty midget. Don’t deny it, for it only means you’re denying yourself.

Lay it on me. Don’t make me beg.

[/quote]
For some reason i envision you being fat.[/quote]

I’m whatever you want me to be.

[/quote]

Lets out a little pre-cum

next avatar you make, I wanna see it as a gif animation. maybe boobie bouncing burger.

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]jahall wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
C’mon… you know you want to pass the love, or sexual favors, or spare change to the forum’s mighty midget. Don’t deny it, for it only means you’re denying yourself.

Lay it on me. Don’t make me beg.

[/quote]
For some reason i envision you being fat.[/quote]

I’m whatever you want me to be.

[/quote]

Lets out a little pre-cum[/quote]
HAHA… That one got to me… Nice.

He’s got protection when he comes through the hood.