Attention Iron Dwarf: You must be this tall to ride the roller coaster.
Sorry, no refunds.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Vicomte- You need to post this ‘Smegsta Rap’ in Spetznaz’s “Gangsta Rap” thread. U light yearz ahead of dat shit, yo![/quote]
Brotha I be lite yeeas 'hed da indutry with my shit.
YO U bLOW MY DICK
i BLO YO MIND
i BE RHYMIN BOUT MY DICK-CHAYSE
ALL aD TYME
bE RHYMIN IN DA MORNIN
BE RHYMIN IT AT NIGHT
bE EATING ALL MY DICK-cHAYSE
WIT A SPLASH A LIME
yO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YOU SHE SPILL SUM IN HER LAP
AND OUT POP u
tHAT’S RIGHT i BE YO DADDY
tHAS RIGHT YOU BE MY SON
mY DICK-CHAYSE IS YOU DICK-CHAYSE
YO U THINK THIS IS FUN?
i BE UPPIN TO MY EYEBALLS
WIT DOS ALIMONY PAYMINTS
GONNA TAKE IT OUT YO ASS
WHEN U COME TO SPEND DA WEEKIND
u BE MAKIN DICK-CHAYSE ERMLETTS
WIT DA LOCA CHURCH DEEACON
YA WE BE FRINDS
YA WE BE FRINDS
i INFILTRATE YO RELIGION
TIL JEEESUS BE BACK AGIN
i MAKIN ERMLETTS WIT DA LORD
WHILE YO MOMMA SHE BE SHRIEKIN
SHE SAY ERMLETTS THEY IZ GOOD
WHILE HER CLITERIS IS PHREAKIN
PEACE.[/quote]
You either are very talented in a quite disturbing way or you store dick cheese lyrics on your computer just incase.
Which would also be…
…unusual?
[/quote]
I’ve been called a lot of things, but ‘usual’ isn’t one of them, fortunately.
Uh…no, jehovasfitness. I never received a PM from you.
But I do have several bags full of toilet paper, pizza, eggs, Preparation H, and dick pics to deliver.
I’m off to ride the coaster. I just barely made the height chart!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Uh…no, jehovasfitness. I never received a PM from you.
But I do have several bags full of toilet paper, pizza, eggs, Preparation H, and dick pics to deliver.
I’m off to ride the coaster. I just barely made the height chart!
[/quote]
Mission accomplished.
Good work, gents. You’re all stars in my eyes.
ok, since PMs are a no go.
thanks dude
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
ok, since PMs are a no go.
thanks dude[/quote]
you know he’s married right?
That didn’t stop YOU.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
ok, since PMs are a no go.
thanks dude[/quote]
you know he’s married right?[/quote]
u serious? why are all the good ones taken
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Vicomte- You need to post this ‘Smegsta Rap’ in Spetznaz’s “Gangsta Rap” thread. U light yearz ahead of dat shit, yo![/quote]
Brotha I be lite yeeas 'hed da indutry with my shit.
YO U bLOW MY DICK
i BLO YO MIND
i BE RHYMIN BOUT MY DICK-CHAYSE
ALL aD TYME
bE RHYMIN IN DA MORNIN
BE RHYMIN IT AT NIGHT
bE EATING ALL MY DICK-cHAYSE
WIT A SPLASH A LIME
yO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YOU SHE SPILL SUM IN HER LAP
AND OUT POP u
tHAT’S RIGHT i BE YO DADDY
tHAS RIGHT YOU BE MY SON
mY DICK-CHAYSE IS YOU DICK-CHAYSE
YO U THINK THIS IS FUN?
i BE UPPIN TO MY EYEBALLS
WIT DOS ALIMONY PAYMINTS
GONNA TAKE IT OUT YO ASS
WHEN U COME TO SPEND DA WEEKIND
u BE MAKIN DICK-CHAYSE ERMLETTS
WIT DA LOCA CHURCH DEEACON
YA WE BE FRINDS
YA WE BE FRINDS
i INFILTRATE YO RELIGION
TIL JEEESUS BE BACK AGIN
i MAKIN ERMLETTS WIT DA LORD
WHILE YO MOMMA SHE BE SHRIEKIN
SHE SAY ERMLETTS THEY IZ GOOD
WHILE HER CLITERIS IS PHREAKIN
PEACE.[/quote]
Yo Momma ain’t eatin what you cookin.
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
That didn’t stop YOU.
[/quote]
yeah but it was MMF so it was ok
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
That didn’t stop YOU.
[/quote]
yeah but it was MMF so it was ok[/quote]
LOL!
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Vicomte- You need to post this ‘Smegsta Rap’ in Spetznaz’s “Gangsta Rap” thread. U light yearz ahead of dat shit, yo![/quote]
Brotha I be lite yeeas 'hed da indutry with my shit.
YO U bLOW MY DICK
i BLO YO MIND
i BE RHYMIN BOUT MY DICK-CHAYSE
ALL aD TYME
bE RHYMIN IN DA MORNIN
BE RHYMIN IT AT NIGHT
bE EATING ALL MY DICK-cHAYSE
WIT A SPLASH A LIME
yO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YOU SHE SPILL SUM IN HER LAP
AND OUT POP u
tHAT’S RIGHT i BE YO DADDY
tHAS RIGHT YOU BE MY SON
mY DICK-CHAYSE IS YOU DICK-CHAYSE
YO U THINK THIS IS FUN?
i BE UPPIN TO MY EYEBALLS
WIT DOS ALIMONY PAYMINTS
GONNA TAKE IT OUT YO ASS
WHEN U COME TO SPEND DA WEEKIND
u BE MAKIN DICK-CHAYSE ERMLETTS
WIT DA LOCA CHURCH DEEACON
YA WE BE FRINDS
YA WE BE FRINDS
i INFILTRATE YO RELIGION
TIL JEEESUS BE BACK AGIN
i MAKIN ERMLETTS WIT DA LORD
WHILE YO MOMMA SHE BE SHRIEKIN
SHE SAY ERMLETTS THEY IZ GOOD
WHILE HER CLITERIS IS PHREAKIN
PEACE.[/quote]
Yo Momma ain’t eatin what you cookin.[/quote]
Creative License. I’m using your good name to increase exposure. Forgive me.
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
ok, since PMs are a no go.
[/quote]
Relax J-fit if ID says he can get the C.C.DeVille autograph he can get it.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Yo Momma ain’t eatin what you cookin.
Creative License. I’m using your good name to increase exposure. Forgive me.[/quote]
50% of the royalties and a limited partnership to Yo Momma, and all is forgiven.
Otherwise, you gonna eat that sammich.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Yo Momma ain’t eatin what you cookin.
Creative License. I’m using your good name to increase exposure. Forgive me.[/quote]
50% of the royalties and a limited partnership to Yo Momma, and all is forgiven.
Otherwise, you gonna eat that sammich.[/quote]
49%
Ma’am.
ID is MALE??? oh crap.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
That didn’t stop YOU.
[/quote]
yeah but it was MMF so it was ok[/quote]
lol
I still have no idea what this thread is about.
Hey JF… try PMing me now. I think I get 'em.
Or what is it you want? Ask here.
[quote]print wrote:
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
ok, since PMs are a no go.
[/quote]
Relax J-fit if ID says he can get the C.C.DeVille autograph he can get it.[/quote]
Print, what’s with all the Hair-Metal crap when referring to me? Hair Metal was one of the worst genres that almost ruined rock & roll.
basically wondering if you would design a business logo for me. It’s not complicated, but I like your work. I’d of course be willing to pay you for your time. If you’re up for it, PM or email me, thanks dude.
ID,
i really would like a picture of jehova and his wife naked, holding a banner that says ‘i <3 holymac’ and make it so they are turned in such a way that you can’t see their goods.
make him give you that in exchanged for his logo, and then i’ll pay you for the work.
and then we’re ALL happy.