[quote]FightingScott wrote:
sen say wrote:
I stick to yelling light weight at myself while having sex.
Why would you talk to yourself if you’re having sex?[/quote]
Oh c’mon. Who doesn’t say, “Yea, I’m the man!” to themselves while having sex?
Dollarbill is with me, I’m sure.
You guys don’t know what you’re talking about.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
FightingScott wrote:
sen say wrote:
I stick to yelling light weight at myself while having sex.
Why would you talk to yourself if you’re having sex?
Oh c’mon. Who doesn’t say, “Yea, I’m the man!” to themselves while having sex?
Dollarbill is with me, I’m sure.
You guys don’t know what you’re talking about.[/quote]
He’s “yelling” at himself. I don’t think you can appreciate how ludicrous this image is until you’ve seen American Psycho.
Apropos, people always look at me with the strange, quizzical “does he kill people in his spare time” look when I tell them my favorite scene in that movie (American Psycho).
The scene where he’s chasing the hooker around the apartment and through the hallway with the chainsaw, wearing only his tighty whiteys and asics all slimey with blood from the call girl he just split open in the bed before maniacally initiating one of the funniest chase scenes in recent memory. I laugh every time, or, at least, chuckle a bit.
Sometimes I scream “Come on, grroowww” towards the end of a hard lift =)
Sometimes me and some friends will just randomly scream “Light Weight!” and another will reply with “Yeah Buddy!” (In our best coleman voices) From the other side of the gym. It is always fun to fuck with the people who are at the gym to lift pink dumbells and jog a bit. Good thing the owner likes us…
Uh oh. Another SRC thread. Lol.
[quote]2lb Monkey wrote:
rsg wrote:
You saw Ronnie Coleman?
Lol, Yeah babaaay…Light weight. Yeap.[/quote]
Boooooooooooooo!
[quote]DickBag wrote:
sometimes i pull down my pants and spread my ass cheeks so i can look at my asshole in the mirror in between sets.
people in the gym dont really talk to me any more but they dont realise that i only do it for motivation, and im the only hardcore one there.
what would they know after all, i got 13 inch arms and weigh in at 135 AND im natural, so i know what im talking about. i can bench press 185 for 2 reps without wearing a bench shirt. i can squat 270 pounds parallel, and this is AFTER preacher curls. so i dont mean to brag or anything, but dude im like 15 and i’ve only been training 5 months. i got a hotornot rating of 8.5, and i can kick soccer balls farther than any one else in my highschool. my soccer coache told me i should join the navy seals. i told him i would, because im already tough enough for any kind of training there is and im only 15 and natural. my dad was in the reserve coast guard so i know i can do it. its in my blood and im only like 15 man.
any one bigger than me is on proteinoids. i dont need to take any carbs or protein stuff man, im natural. i dont have any videos or pictures because im not into that shit. i just train hard and dont have time for talking videos of my lifts, but i do have time to go on youtube all day and recite the above bullshit on every video that impresses me. after all, i’ve only been taining 5 months, imagine how strong i could be after training 8 months.
my cousin can rep every plate on the bench of his “joe weider set”. the plates are made out of real cement by the way. i gave it a try and i was able to lift 50 pounds over my head. he told me to enter some powerlifting meets and i told him that i needed 2 more months to be able to squat 600 pounds then i would enter one. my arms are 13 inches now, but i could get 20 inch arms if i wanted 20 inch arms, but i want to be functional because i play soccer and i kissed like 4 cheerleaders last month, so i dont need to be big.
im only 15 by the way and i can lift whatever you lift plus 1.
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Wich one of the kids at my school are you?
[quote]DickBag wrote:
sometimes i pull down my pants and spread my ass cheeks so i can look at my asshole in the mirror in between sets.
people in the gym dont really talk to me any more but they dont realise that i only do it for motivation, and im the only hardcore one there.
what would they know after all, i got 13 inch arms and weigh in at 135 AND im natural, so i know what im talking about. i can bench press 185 for 2 reps without wearing a bench shirt. i can squat 270 pounds parallel, and this is AFTER preacher curls. so i dont mean to brag or anything, but dude im like 15 and i’ve only been training 5 months. i got a hotornot rating of 8.5, and i can kick soccer balls farther than any one else in my highschool. my soccer coache told me i should join the navy seals. i told him i would, because im already tough enough for any kind of training there is and im only 15 and natural. my dad was in the reserve coast guard so i know i can do it. its in my blood and im only like 15 man.
any one bigger than me is on proteinoids. i dont need to take any carbs or protein stuff man, im natural. i dont have any videos or pictures because im not into that shit. i just train hard and dont have time for talking videos of my lifts, but i do have time to go on youtube all day and recite the above bullshit on every video that impresses me. after all, i’ve only been taining 5 months, imagine how strong i could be after training 8 months.
my cousin can rep every plate on the bench of his “joe weider set”. the plates are made out of real cement by the way. i gave it a try and i was able to lift 50 pounds over my head. he told me to enter some powerlifting meets and i told him that i needed 2 more months to be able to squat 600 pounds then i would enter one. my arms are 13 inches now, but i could get 20 inch arms if i wanted 20 inch arms, but i want to be functional because i play soccer and i kissed like 4 cheerleaders last month, so i dont need to be big.
im only 15 by the way and i can lift whatever you lift plus 1.
[/quote]
HAHAHA!!! Remember that Clear Shot stuff I told you about? If you tried that, you’d be able to keep going on one of these jokes for like, 6 pages. Tempting, innit?
[quote]Phatshady912 wrote:
Sometimes me and some friends will just randomly scream “Light Weight!” and another will reply with “Yeah Buddy!” (In our best coleman voices) From the other side of the gym. It is always fun to fuck with the people who are at the gym to lift pink dumbells and jog a bit. Good thing the owner likes us…[/quote]
Ha
[quote]DickBag wrote:
sometimes i pull down my pants and spread my ass cheeks so i can look at my asshole in the mirror in between sets.
people in the gym dont really talk to me any more but they dont realise that i only do it for motivation, and im the only hardcore one there.
what would they know after all, i got 13 inch arms and weigh in at 135 AND im natural, so i know what im talking about. i can bench press 185 for 2 reps without wearing a bench shirt. i can squat 270 pounds parallel, and this is AFTER preacher curls. so i dont mean to brag or anything, but dude im like 15 and i’ve only been training 5 months. i got a hotornot rating of 8.5, and i can kick soccer balls farther than any one else in my highschool. my soccer coache told me i should join the navy seals. i told him i would, because im already tough enough for any kind of training there is and im only 15 and natural. my dad was in the reserve coast guard so i know i can do it. its in my blood and im only like 15 man.
any one bigger than me is on proteinoids. i dont need to take any carbs or protein stuff man, im natural. i dont have any videos or pictures because im not into that shit. i just train hard and dont have time for talking videos of my lifts, but i do have time to go on youtube all day and recite the above bullshit on every video that impresses me. after all, i’ve only been taining 5 months, imagine how strong i could be after training 8 months.
my cousin can rep every plate on the bench of his “joe weider set”. the plates are made out of real cement by the way. i gave it a try and i was able to lift 50 pounds over my head. he told me to enter some powerlifting meets and i told him that i needed 2 more months to be able to squat 600 pounds then i would enter one. my arms are 13 inches now, but i could get 20 inch arms if i wanted 20 inch arms, but i want to be functional because i play soccer and i kissed like 4 cheerleaders last month, so i dont need to be big.
im only 15 by the way and i can lift whatever you lift plus 1.
[/quote]
Double Ha. So, so true.
[quote]Dave_ wrote:
2lb Monkey wrote:
rsg wrote:
You saw Ronnie Coleman?
Lol, Yeah babaaay…Light weight. Yeap.
Boooooooooooooo!
[/quote]
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[quote]2lb Monkey wrote:
Dave_ wrote:
2lb Monkey wrote:
rsg wrote:
You saw Ronnie Coleman?
Lol, Yeah babaaay…Light weight. Yeap.
Boooooooooooooo!
?[/quote]
I think it’s woooooooooooooooo!
Oh God, now I have to go to Youtube and watch the Ronnie Coleman clips again. Thanks guys!
[quote]DickBag wrote:
sometimes i pull down my pants and spread my ass cheeks so i can look at my asshole in the mirror in between sets.
people in the gym dont really talk to me any more but they dont realise that i only do it for motivation, and im the only hardcore one there.
what would they know after all, i got 13 inch arms and weigh in at 135 AND im natural, so i know what im talking about. i can bench press 185 for 2 reps without wearing a bench shirt. i can squat 270 pounds parallel, and this is AFTER preacher curls. so i dont mean to brag or anything, but dude im like 15 and i’ve only been training 5 months. i got a hotornot rating of 8.5, and i can kick soccer balls farther than any one else in my highschool. my soccer coache told me i should join the navy seals. i told him i would, because im already tough enough for any kind of training there is and im only 15 and natural. my dad was in the reserve coast guard so i know i can do it. its in my blood and im only like 15 man.
any one bigger than me is on proteinoids. i dont need to take any carbs or protein stuff man, im natural. i dont have any videos or pictures because im not into that shit. i just train hard and dont have time for talking videos of my lifts, but i do have time to go on youtube all day and recite the above bullshit on every video that impresses me. after all, i’ve only been taining 5 months, imagine how strong i could be after training 8 months.
my cousin can rep every plate on the bench of his “joe weider set”. the plates are made out of real cement by the way. i gave it a try and i was able to lift 50 pounds over my head. he told me to enter some powerlifting meets and i told him that i needed 2 more months to be able to squat 600 pounds then i would enter one. my arms are 13 inches now, but i could get 20 inch arms if i wanted 20 inch arms, but i want to be functional because i play soccer and i kissed like 4 cheerleaders last month, so i dont need to be big.
im only 15 by the way and i can lift whatever you lift plus 1.
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So how many reps/sets do you suggest for asshole? i want to get a big giant meaty asshole with veiny striations
[quote]Mick28 wrote:
Actually people like you are more annoying. Just do your own thing and let them do their’s. Really hard concept huh?[/quote]
Uhm, I didn’t do anything besides snicker to myself and write two sentences on an internet forum. Sorry for annoying you (but if you think about it, you just did the same thing as I did). xoxo
I’m not gonna lie, I do the “light weight” before I do a single, it does help motivate, although I don’t do it loud, but to myself, it works for me.
A compilation on YouTube for everyones viewing pleasure. Nothing but a peanut, buddy.
[quote]detazathoth wrote:
2lb Monkey wrote:
Dave_ wrote:
2lb Monkey wrote:
rsg wrote:
You saw Ronnie Coleman?
Lol, Yeah babaaay…Light weight. Yeap.
Boooooooooooooo!
?
I think it’s woooooooooooooooo![/quote]
Nope, there’s definitely a video of him shouting “yeah, lightweight baby…booooo!” can’t remember which one, but it’s on youtube somewhere…
[quote]2lb Monkey wrote:
A compilation on YouTube for everyones viewing pleasure. Nothing but a peanut, buddy.
[/quote]
Kickass