[quote]Professor X wrote:
Guy with HUGE glasses walks into the Air Force recruiting Center:
Guy: “I would like to be a fighter pilot”
Air Force Recruiter: “You need very good eye sight to be a fighter pilot”
Guy:“But I read that anyone can be a fighter pilot if they want to and that the top fighter pilots only got that way because they had genetically better eye sight and quick reflexes. For average guys to be fighter pilots, we should start flying crop dusters…and I did that all summer!”
Air Force Recruiter: “You need very good eyesight to be a fighter pilot and our fighter pilots didn’t start out on crop dusters. They started out on our own advanced training program.”
Guy: “But I don’t have the time in a day for a new program and I shouldn’t be prevented from being a fighter pilot just because I wear glasses! Leading internet experts agree that ANYONE can be a fighter pilot and I think all of your pilots are doing programs that ONLY work if you have good eyesight and quick reflexes”.
Air Force Recruiter: “That would be the point”
Guy: “But I heard of one guy in 1945 who flew a plane after flying crop dusters!!”
Air Force Recruiter: “Security!”[/quote]
Hehehe ![]()
How very fitting, actually…