Anti-Chuck Norris Facts

[deanosumo]

Personally I have nothing against the man and enjoyed the pro-Chuck facts, but just to keep it real:

http://www.leenks.com/link40796.htm

[comedypedro]

Infidel!!!

[spartanpower]

Chuck Norris was the original choice to play the lead role in the movie, “Boys Don’t Cry”. Hilary Swank replaced him because test audiences found him to be gayer than 9 guys blowing 8 guys.

As a child, Chuck Norris was often caught spooning with other ginger kids during nap time.

Chuck Norris is currently suing ABC, claiming Hope & Faith are trademarked names for his left and right breasts.

Chuck Norris once fought Vin Diesel… and got absolutely fucked up.

Chuck Norris’ farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because of their potency, silent because his butthole is extremely loose.

Michael J. Fox didn’t have the heart to tell Chuck Norris that his acting in “Walker, Texas Ranger” was forgettable, so he just told the world that he had Parkinson’s.

When they asked Chuck Norris to be in Brokeback Mountain 2 he simply asked “How many sex scenes?”

Chuck Norris’ mom was in labor for three more days following his birth: one for his ego, one for his intelligence, and one for his talent. The latter two were stillborns from lack of oxygen. Only Chuck Norris’ ego survived.

Instant classics.

[rrjc5488]

“A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.”

His dick may be small, but he still potato sacks girls instead of teabagging them.