Norris
Chuck Norris’s mom breast feed him Anaconda as a child.
heracles chucks chuck norris out the door like yesterday’s old news.
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
heracles chucks chuck norris out the door like yesterday’s old news.[/quote]
fuck you!!
hurcales is not worthy enough to orally clean chucks underwear…
Chuck Norris gives freddy cugar nightmares
ghosts tell “chuck norris stories” at night
[quote]sufiandy wrote:
Chuck Norris’s mom breast feed him Anaconda as a child.[/quote]
This is actually pretty hilarious.
…died like a bitch in Enter the Dragon 2.
New topic:
Bruce
But seriously, Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
chuck norris doesn’t take showers…
he takes blood baths
On a scale from 1 to 10, Chuck Norris kicks ass.
When Chuck Norris looks at the sun, the sun looks away in shame.
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
When Chuck Norris looks at the sun, the sun looks away in shame.[/quote]
Lmao I thought I had heard them all, this one is good though.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
um…Bruce beat Chuck in Way of The Dragon. There is no Enter The Dragon 2, at least not with Bruce Lee.
What is the last thing you hear before a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick? No one knows, dead men tell no tales.
Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas…
1st Post…
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
Heracles_rocks wrote:
heracles chucks chuck norris out the door like yesterday’s old news.
fuck you!!
hurcales is not worthy enough to orally clean chucks underwear…
Chuck Norris gives freddy cugar nightmares
ghosts tell “chuck norris stories” at night [/quote]
You guys do realize that it’s spelled ‘Hercules’, right.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
Heracles_rocks wrote:
heracles chucks chuck norris out the door like yesterday’s old news.
fuck you!!
hurcales is not worthy enough to orally clean chucks underwear…
Chuck Norris gives freddy cugar nightmares
ghosts tell “chuck norris stories” at night
You guys do realize that it’s spelled ‘Hercules’, right.[/quote]
Heracles - Roman name Hercules. Heracles was the most famous of the Greek mythological heroes.
You do realize what Google.com is there for, right?
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
Heracles_rocks wrote:
heracles chucks chuck norris out the door like yesterday’s old news.
fuck you!!
hurcales is not worthy enough to orally clean chucks underwear…
Chuck Norris gives freddy cugar nightmares
ghosts tell “chuck norris stories” at night
You guys do realize that it’s spelled ‘Hercules’, right.[/quote]
Heracles - Roman name Hercules. Heracles was the most famous of the Greek mythological heroes.
You do realize what Google.com is there for, right?
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars… He has more money than you.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.