An Interview with the Iron Dwarf

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Where do forest rangers go to ā€œget away from it allā€?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

You know how most packages say ā€œOpen hereā€. What is the protocol if the package says, ā€œOpen somewhere elseā€?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

If you throw your pet cat out your car window would that be called CAT LITTER?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

[quote]Edgy wrote:
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?[/quote]
bahahahaha!!!

Is ID ever going to answer these questions? Because honestly I would like to know some of the answers.

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]JLO73 wrote:
Is ID ever going to answer these questions? Because honestly I would like to know some of the answers.[/quote]

He will when he gets done taking more photos of his wife. Priorities, my man. Priorities.[/quote]

Push this is my wife Jlo, wife this is Push. He lives in a place I want to live someday.