An Interview with the Iron Dwarf

Iron Dwarf -

My walls are beige with white trim.

What color couch should I get?

Dear Iron Dwarf -

If you could be a pattern, any pattern, what would you be?

What condiment best accompanies “Faster Pussycat”?

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Iron Dwarf -

My walls are beige with white trim.

What color couch should I get?[/quote]

Preferably a darker, cooler color. I like contrasts.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Dear Iron Dwarf -

If you could be a pattern, any pattern, what would you be? [/quote]
A tropical tribal batik pattern.

Bearnaise sauce

LOL! These are so wonderfully ran-dumb.

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
there is no way that you will ever convince me that this is not the BEST song EVER done by VH, or any band in the history of rock.

thoughts?[/quote]

Absolutely great song. And they did write/perform some of the best songs in rock history.
But asking me to pick THE best VH song is like asking me which of my wife’s bodyparts is the sexiest. Depends on the day, my mood, etc.

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This is a great forum for this!!

post multiple pics of your wifeys bodyparts, and let your friends in TN help you to make those decisions.

after all, you’ve been asked this multiple times already…

Just sayin.
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Hmmm. Parts? Yeah… I could get away with that!

How did I miss this thread?

Apparently not spending enough time on TNation these days.

My question is, do you like The Cult? This might be tricky since they are sort of a hybrid post-punk group but still with all that hair to flip around. :slight_smile:

As for your dental health, I’m jealous. And you are LUCKY!! I’m obsessive about brushing and flossing, and yet I still get a strange sense of pride every time I see my dentist’s Porsche.

< ------------------------ Luvz ‘The Cult’ ------------------------ !

[quote]Powerpuff wrote:

My question is, do you like The Cult? This might be tricky since they are sort of a hybrid post-punk group but still with all that hair to flip around. :slight_smile:

As for your dental health, I’m jealous. And you are LUCKY!! I’m obsessive about brushing and flossing, and yet I still get a strange sense of pride every time I see my dentist’s Porsche.

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Great description of The Cult, Puffy! Yes, I liked them, but oddly have none of their CDs in my collection (had cassettes in the 80’s though). Ian Astbury was a great standout frontman at a time when bleached, dyed, blow-dried, and Aqua-netted locks were the rage. I think he also joined the surviving members of the Doors in Jim’s shoes for a bit.

Thanks for the reminder. Gonna go get some of their stuff again!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Hmmm. Parts? Yeah… I could get away with that![/quote]

(taps foot)

…waiting…

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Hmmm. Parts? Yeah… I could get away with that![/quote]

(taps foot)

…waiting…[/quote]

(Iron Dwarf frantically looks for the exit…)

Woodchucks…

  1. can they chuck wood?
  2. how much, if possible?

this question haunts me~

if an atheist dies, where do they go?

[quote]Edgy wrote:
if an atheist dies, where do they go?[/quote]

Canada

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

How and the fuck do they do those paintings at the mall that are all blurred lines?

Is it normal that I see vikings and its always the same one?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you choke a Smurf, What color would it turn?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?