An Interview with the Iron Dwarf

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
so, Dwarfie~

have you ever Shangri-La’d beneath the summer moon?[/quote]

Heh heh! If ShangrLa is a metaphor for a passionate act, then yes!

Wife, backyard, standing, starlit night, both wearing robes, several years ago. [/quote]

It would have been perfect, if only ID’s head was flat, so his wife could have rested her drink on his head while ID went to work.

:wink: Just kidding.

Short people are very useful. The little guys in our unit cleared the IEDs for us, for example (tiny hands, not a lot to clean up if they mess up.)[/quote]

On the other hand you are a snipers dream, since you are head and shoulders above the masses[/quote]

Exactly what I was told on the first day of basic.[/quote]

Yea I figured. Was it hard to find gear for you? [/quote]

Really only the BDU pants. My mom fixed them (sewed) for me.

Even tough special ops guys need their mammas.

My kevlar didn’t got far enough down, but I fixed that by cutting one in half, melting the rough edge, and putting on the side gaps and bottom with gorrilla tape. Worked, too.

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[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
so, Dwarfie~

have you ever Shangri-La’d beneath the summer moon?[/quote]

Heh heh! If ShangrLa is a metaphor for a passionate act, then yes!

Wife, backyard, standing, starlit night, both wearing robes, several years ago. [/quote]

It would have been perfect, if only ID’s head was flat, so his wife could have rested her drink on his head while ID went to work.

:wink: Just kidding.

Short people are very useful. The little guys in our unit cleared the IEDs for us, for example (tiny hands, not a lot to clean up if they mess up.)[/quote]

On the other hand you are a snipers dream, since you are head and shoulders above the masses[/quote]

Exactly what I was told on the first day of basic.[/quote]

Yea I figured. Was it hard to find gear for you? [/quote]

Really only the BDU pants. My mom fixed them (sewed) for me.

Even tough special ops guys need their mammas.

My kevlar didn’t got far enough down, but I fixed that by cutting one in half, melting the rough edge, and putting on the side gaps and bottom with gorrilla tape. Worked, too.[/quote]

Where there is a will to survive there is a way.

Okay back to Ed bugging ID

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do you think I will ever get over my obsession with boobies?

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
do you think I will ever get over my obsession with boobies?[/quote]
maybe

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
so, Dwarfie~

have you ever Shangri-La’d beneath the summer moon?[/quote]

Heh heh! If ShangrLa is a metaphor for a passionate act, then yes!

Wife, backyard, standing, starlit night, both wearing robes, several years ago. [/quote]

What’s up with the robe wearing? Sheesh.[/quote]

What’s a gift without the wrapping?

:wink:

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So Dwarfie -

in the 32 rules of Zombie attacks, Cardio is number one, as it should be.

however,

double tap is #4 - do you think this is the proper ranking for double tap?

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
So Dwarfie -

in the 32 rules of Zombie attacks, Cardio is number one, as it should be.

however,

double tap is #4 - do you think this is the proper ranking for double tap?[/quote]

Sorry the delay in replying. The storm knocked our cable service out for 24 hours!

I fuckin’ LOVED Zombieland! Frankly, I’m over the whole damn zombie phenomenon. But that film was great on multiple levels, and always fun to watch.

I agree it should not be #4, but lower on the list. I base this on the effectiveness of other priority rules that are better at keeping you from direct contact with zombies.

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Speaking of rules, how do you feel about the Bell Biv DeVoe rule which states:

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

Is this universally applied or are there certain exceptions?

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do you think that Hurricane Sandy unfairly targeted the lower New Jersey area due to the TV show?

do you think this was a publicity stunt to increase ratings?

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LOL and LOL to you both!

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Speaking of rules, how do you feel about the Bell Biv DeVoe rule which states:

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

Is this universally applied or are there certain exceptions?[/quote]

There are no exceptions… well, except maybe for a statue of Buddha I once saw. He was fat and smiling and it made me feel warm and fuzzy, even though I’m not Buddhist.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
do you think that Hurricane Sandy unfairly targeted the lower New Jersey area due to the TV show?

do you think this was a publicity stunt to increase ratings?[/quote]

With all that wind we had, 2 of the things that stayed upright in Jersey were the hair of The Situation, and Pauly D (I had to Google those idiots).

Even Mother Nature has limits.

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I just picked up a prject in Westfield NJ starting monday - is that anywhere near the Dwarf Hovel?

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Since it’s Halloween, here’s a horror story for you ID.

ID’s wife: “Honey, I have something to tell you. I cheated on you.”

ID: sobs “Who was he?”

ID’s wife: “He’s a professional bodybuilder. His name is Branch Warren.”

ID: “Damn that blocky, disproportionate son of a bitch!”

ID’s wife: "We made love to “In the Air Tonight”

ID: “Nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!”

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
I just picked up a prject in Westfield NJ starting monday - is that anywhere near the Dwarf Hovel?[/quote]

About an hour and a half!

How long will you be here?

:slight_smile:

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Since it’s Halloween, here’s a horror story for you ID.

ID’s wife: “Honey, I have something to tell you. I cheated on you.”

ID: sobs “Who was he?”

ID’s wife: “He’s a professional bodybuilder. His name is Branch Warren.”

ID: “Damn that blocky, disproportionate son of a bitch!”

ID’s wife: "We made love to “In the Air Tonight”

ID: “Nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!”
[/quote]

LMFAO!!!

OMG, I’m still laughing… tears in my eyes!

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I just picked up a prject in Westfield NJ starting monday - is that anywhere near the Dwarf Hovel?[/quote]

About an hour and a half!

How long will you be here?

:slight_smile:

[/quote]

we’ll have crews there all next week, then come back sometime in Dec for another week.

I doubt if I’ll get to go, but if I do, I’ll look you up

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[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I just picked up a prject in Westfield NJ starting monday - is that anywhere near the Dwarf Hovel?[/quote]

About an hour and a half!

How long will you be here?

:slight_smile:

[/quote]

we’ll have crews there all next week, then come back sometime in Dec for another week.

I doubt if I’ll get to go, but if I do, I’ll look you up[/quote]

He will do it ID, he made me drink and eat with him and get me in trouble with the wife.

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Iron Dwarf

Ive found your first love…

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I just picked up a prject in Westfield NJ starting monday - is that anywhere near the Dwarf Hovel?[/quote]

About an hour and a half!

How long will you be here?

:slight_smile:

[/quote]

we’ll have crews there all next week, then come back sometime in Dec for another week.

I doubt if I’ll get to go, but if I do, I’ll look you up[/quote]

He will do it ID, he made me drink and eat with him and get me in trouble with the wife.[/quote]

That’s what I’m hoping for!

:slight_smile:

If not now, Edgy, then perhaps in December!