Am I an A-Hole?

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:

I reworded it to show you why it takes you 10 times the posters that I have to equal the playing field; and you’re still brining in replacments, which is precisly why it takes you 10 minutes to lift what I do in one minute.

Has light dawned on marble skull yet?
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PLEASE tell us what you are talking
about with that “10 minutes to lift what I do in one minute”.

Do you get visitors where you “live”?

Are we going to compete in our lifting numers now? Good luck with THAT one.

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
You won’t see any of my opposition put up photos. I was the only kunatic willing to do that on a bodybuilding site… oh my, the humaity.
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One more I guess.

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
Come on guys. Throw a hail mary because I got 7 minutes til connection termination.[/quote]

Wow. In light of this, I will repost an earlier edit of mine, just in case anyone missed it while our friend here cranked out rapid-fire posts at a “hero’s calm”:

[quote]derek wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
I like these odds. Its looking good for me. What is it now 10-1 or so. And I’m up about 7-0, only three more to go, than I can start all over again with a higher degree of bravery & intelligence as competition.

Personally, I’ve always believed a man that sees a competition or battle in the most trivial situations (such as this thread) is lacking something either within or without.

Plus, I don’t think it’s fair to have the very same lunatic be the referee in a game in which he is the only competitor.

But that’s just me. [/quote]

You said it much better than I could. Good stuff.

Edit: You got me to thinking, derek. If this thread were analogous to real life it would be this:

[i]An empty football stadium, where GHF is dressed in a referee’s uniform, shoulder pads, and a helmet with a whistle in his mouth, carrying a football. He runs up and down the field, dodging imaginary opponents, faking passes, recovering his own fumbles (and running the opposite direction after doing so), etc. as well as blowing the whistle and calling penalties on himself.

When he runs into one end zone or the other, he spikes the ball and does a victory dance while all of us on this thread sit in the stands and throw food at him and make fun of him. GHF then runs up to the sidelines where we are sitting and yells, “HA! I’M BEATING ALL OF YOU! SEE? YOU JUST CAN’T HANDLE MY SKILLS!” while pointing to an unlit scoreboard that no one is manning. [/i]

Like an earlier poster said, I must be an evil bastard for egging this behavior on, but I just… Can’t … Help it!

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[quote]derek wrote:

Now, you’ve managed to make NO SENSE in just two words.

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Last one, times up.

Derek if I ever made any sense to you, trust me… I would be making “NO” sense at all. This coming from a guy that posts on the internet because he can’t keep his wife from being jealous. Way to go there… EINSTEIN!

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[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:

You said it much better than I could. Good stuff.

Edit: You got me to thinking, derek. If this thread were analogous to real life it would be this:

[i]An empty football stadium, where GHF is dressed in a referee’s uniform, shoulder pads, and a helmet with a whistle in his mouth, carrying a football. He runs up and down the field, dodging imaginary opponents, faking passes, recovering his own fumbles (and running the opposite direction after doing so), etc. as well as blowing the whistle and calling penalties on himself.

When he runs into one end zone or the other, he spikes the ball and does a victory dance while all of us on this thread sit in the stands and throw food at him and make fun of him. GHF then runs up to the sidelines where we are sitting and yells, “HA! I’M BEATING ALL OF YOU! SEE? YOU JUST CAN’T HANDLE MY SKILLS!” while pointing to an unlit scoreboard that no one is manning. [/i]

Like an earlier poster said, I must be an evil bastard for egging this behavior on, but I just… Can’t … Help it! [/quote]

Holy SHIT that was good! I’m trying to keep my cussing down but that was an f-ing riot!

It’s so true that it’s almost sad (yet I still laugh my ass off).

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
derek wrote:

Now, you’ve managed to make NO SENSE in just two words.

Last one, times up.

Derek if I ever made any sense to you, trust me… I would be making “NO” sense at all. This coming from a guy that posts on the internet because he can’t keep his wife from being jealous. Way to go there… EINSTEIN![/quote]

Actually I posted to get other’s opinions of whether my action was right or wrong but nice try, Forrest.

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:

Last one, times up.

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I’LL tell YOU when my time’s up. Until then take your lumps like the man you claim to be.

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“It takes an army of cowards to be dominted by one man. One man is indomitable when he turns an army into cowards.” ~GHF

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
derek wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
Yes, I have a few threads. I’m 2-0 on T-Nation. Could be more if they ever decide to step into the ring. sxio will make it 3-0 when he posts pics.

You compete with PICTURES of yourself too? Is there no end to the lunacy? (where’s Susan Powter?)

Yes, us lunatics supply photos of ourselves when being called out on a bodybuilding forum about training and physiques. I was going to show a picture of my degree, but how would that show that I "actually " lift weights?

I love the internet logic. You don’t need a picture to show what you look like. We can guess that. sxio typed a witty comeback, he must be built! Right?

The boys in their moms basements is flooded tonight. You won’t see any of my opposition put up photos. I was the only lunatic willing to do that on a bodybuilding site… oh my, the humanity.
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Ahh yes, the infamous one arm snapshot.

Beatin’ everbody down.

Nice pictures derek. See how he managed to squeeze his whole body into the picture.

chainsaw…keep cutting. You keep getting better

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Here’s the ref’s arm. Wanna play spaghetti arms?

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
“It takes an army of cowards to be dominted by one man. One man is indomitable when he turns an army into cowards.” ~GHF [/quote]

Is it just me, or is that the dumbest thing ever put to print.

“It takes an army of cowards to be dominated by one man.”

What am I missing? I’m a smart guy. Pretty quick on the uptake…what does this mean???

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[quote]sasquatch wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
derek wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
Yes, I have a few threads. I’m 2-0 on T-Nation. Could be more if they ever decide to step into the ring. sxio will make it 3-0 when he posts pics.

You compete with PICTURES of yourself too? Is there no end to the lunacy? (where’s Susan Powter?)

Yes, us lunatics supply photos of ourselves when being called out on a bodybuilding forum about training and physiques. I was going to show a picture of my degree, but how would that show that I "actually " lift weights?

I love the internet logic. You don’t need a picture to show what you look like. We can guess that. sxio typed a witty comeback, he must be built! Right?

The boys in their moms basements is flooded tonight. You won’t see any of my opposition put up photos. I was the only lunatic willing to do that on a bodybuilding site… oh my, the humanity.

Ahh yes, the infamous one arm snapshot.

Beatin’ everbody down.

Nice pictures derek. See how he managed to squeeze his whole body into the picture.

chainsaw…keep cutting. You keep getting better
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o.k sassytwat is back. Now we almost have a game. Looks like only you 3, you might wanna find some more players if you wanna win.

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[quote]sasquatch wrote:
Nice pictures derek. See how he managed to squeeze his whole body into the picture.

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Thanks. They are not the best pictures I have. Just the only ones in my computer.

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[quote]sasquatch wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
“It takes an army of cowards to be dominted by one man. One man is indomitable when he turns an army into cowards.” ~GHF

Is it just me, or is that the dumbest thing ever put to print.

“It takes an army of cowards to be dominated by one man.”

What am I missing? I’m a smart guy. Pretty quick on the uptake…what does this mean???[/quote]

You’re not smart. That’s what it means… and you just prooved it.

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
sasquatch wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
derek wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
Yes, I have a few threads. I’m 2-0 on T-Nation. Could be more if they ever decide to step into the ring. sxio will make it 3-0 when he posts pics.

You compete with PICTURES of yourself too? Is there no end to the lunacy? (where’s Susan Powter?)

Yes, us lunatics supply photos of ourselves when being called out on a bodybuilding forum about training and physiques. I was going to show a picture of my degree, but how would that show that I "actually " lift weights?

I love the internet logic. You don’t need a picture to show what you look like. We can guess that. sxio typed a witty comeback, he must be built! Right?

The boys in their moms basements is flooded tonight. You won’t see any of my opposition put up photos. I was the only lunatic willing to do that on a bodybuilding site… oh my, the humanity.

Ahh yes, the infamous one arm snapshot.

Beatin’ everbody down.

Nice pictures derek. See how he managed to squeeze his whole body into the picture.

chainsaw…keep cutting. You keep getting better

o.k sassytwat is back. Now we almost have a game. Looks like only you 3, you might wanna find some more players if you wanna win.[/quote]

If it were about winning they would have flipped the switch a long time ago fool. This has been for pure entertainment for 6 pages now.

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[quote]derek wrote:
One more I guess.[/quote]

Why are you tyring to have sex w/ a truck?

Ok, no, I’m just kidding. This thread got funny.

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
sasquatch wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
“It takes an army of cowards to be dominted by one man. One man is indomitable when he turns an army into cowards.” ~GHF

Is it just me, or is that the dumbest thing ever put to print.

“It takes an army of cowards to be dominated by one man.”

What am I missing? I’m a smart guy. Pretty quick on the uptake…what does this mean???

You’re not smart. That’s what it means… and you just prooved it.
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I never claimed to be as smart as you, but the quotes by real people–well, I got all of those. I just can’t see this one pulled up on a board 30 years from now to prove some yahoo’s point. yaknowwhatimean

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Bad pic of my Highland Games comp.

Wait why am I making my own thread go so far off topic?

Damn you, GHF. If you weren’t such a train wreck, Id’ve been in bed long ago.

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:

You’re not smart. That’s what it means… and you just prooved it.
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HINT; When calling someone “not smart” you may want to spell “prooved” correctly.