All right, that does it! Who the hell do you think you are, insulting a woman like that, derek??? Why, I’ll bet you beat your wife on a nightly basis, you goddamn coward!
Talk to me that way if you’re man enough! I’ll drive up to Massachoo… Massachews… I’ll drive up north to where you live, drag you out of your house and kick your ass on your front lawn! Then I’ll eat the corn out of your wife’s shit and tell her, “that tasted sooo good, baby! Your G.I. tract is the best!” to show her how a [i]real[/i] man treats his woman!!!
Whatsamatter??? Scared??? I thought so!!! See? Another victory for me! Man, it is so easy because you guys can’t handle my intense wit and sarcasm! All back down from my challenges, because I am just too tough and muscly and hardcore!!!
Oh, none of this applies to Professor X because he writes good training articles (and looks like he could kick my ass).
It isn’t often that I laugh out loud at my computer. This was one of those times!
Thanks.
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You’re most welcome. In fact, I was laughing as I was typing it. The people passing by my desk here at work are begining to look at me funny.
So why don’t you play the ball and tell me why I’m wrong.
Because you were not wrong.
Because this is not a game.
Because I am not against you but a delicate expression of you - reflecting like a mirror the man you are within.
A man who fights against a woman is fighting against himself. For she is the marrow of his bone.
Rib of his cage.
Alpha F
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…DAMMIT!
I liked angry you better. At least that was a debate. I have no retort to this. None at all. It’s like you peered deep into my soul and realised the best way to piss me off was to completely ignore every point I made.
Am I the only one who doesn’t understand what the hell GHF is talking about? Who is he competing with? Is their some other thread that I don’t know about and would explain everything or is he just mental?
[quote]derek wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
I like these odds. Its looking good for me. What is it now 10-1 or so. And I’m up about 7-0, only three more to go, than I can start all over again with a higher degree of bravery & intelligence as competition.
Personally, I’ve always believed a man that sees a competition or battle in the most trivial situations (such as this thread) is lacking something either within or without.
Plus, I don’t think it’s fair to have the very same lunatic be the referee in a game in which he is the only competitor.
But that’s just me.
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You said it much better than I could. Good stuff.
Edit: You got me to thinking, derek. If this thread were analogous to real life it would be this:
[i]An empty football stadium, where GHF is dressed in a referee’s uniform, shoulder pads, and a helmet with a whistle in his mouth, carrying a football. He runs up and down the field, dodging imaginary opponents, faking passes, recovering his own fumbles (and running the opposite direction after doing so), etc. as well as blowing the whistle and calling penalties on himself.
When he runs into one end zone or the other, he spikes the ball and does a victory dance while all of us on this thread sit in the stands and throw food at him and make fun of him. GHF then runs up to the sidelines where we are sitting and yells, “HA! I’M BEATING ALL OF YOU! SEE? YOU JUST CAN’T HANDLE MY SKILLS!” while pointing to an unlit scoreboard that no one is manning.[/i]
Like an earlier poster said, I must be an evil bastard for egging this behavior on, but I just… Can’t … Help it!
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
derek wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
And I thought men and women are equal.
All right, that does it! Who the hell do you think you are, insulting a woman like that, derek??? Why, I’ll bet you beat your wife on a nightly basis, you goddamn coward!
Talk to me that way if you’re man enough! I’ll drive up to Massachoo… Massachews… I’ll drive up north to where you live, drag you out of your house and kick your ass on your front lawn! Then I’ll eat the corn out of your wife’s shit and tell her, “that tasted sooo good, baby! Your G.I. tract is the best!” to show her how a [i]real[/i] man treats his woman!!!
Whatsamatter??? Scared??? I thought so!!! See? Another victory for me! Man, it is so easy because you guys can’t handle my intense wit and sarcasm! All back down from my challenges, because I am just too tough and muscly and hardcore!!!
Oh, none of this applies to Professor X because he writes good training articles (and looks like he could kick my ass).
[quote]jacross wrote:
Am I the only one who doesn’t understand what the hell GHF is talking about? Who is he competing with? Is their some other thread that I don’t know about and would explain everything or is he just mental?[/quote]
[quote]derek wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
I like these odds. Its looking good for me. What is it now 10-1 or so. And I’m up about 7-0, only three more to go, than I can start all over again with a higher degree of bravery & intelligence as competition.
Personally, I’ve always believed a man that sees a competition or battle in the most trivial situations (such as this thread) is lacking something either within or without.
Plus, I don’t think it’s fair to have the very same lunatic be the referee in a game in which he is the only competitor.
[quote]jacross wrote:
Am I the only one who doesn’t understand what the hell GHF is talking about? Who is he competing with? Is their some other thread that I don’t know about and would explain everything or is he just mental?[/quote]
Yes, I have a few threads. I’m 2-0 on T-Nation. Could be more if they ever decide to step into the ring. sxio will make it 3-0 when he posts pics.
[quote]derek wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
derek wrote:
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
– Oscar Wilde
Well, you had one worth rewording.
His enemies have no intensity, but his friends do.
See how easy it is to make yourself look like a monkey-brained simpleton? (Sorry GHF, nothing personal.)
You reworded a very apropos quote into pure gobbledygook. Congratulations.[/quote]
I reworded it to show you why it takes you 10 times the posters that I have to equal the playing field; and you’re still brining in replacments, which is precisly why it takes you 10 minutes to lift what I do in one minute.
[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
Yes, I have a few threads. I’m 2-0 on T-Nation. Could be more if they ever decide to step into the ring. sxio will make it 3-0 when he posts pics. [/quote]
You compete with PICTURES of yourself too? Is there no end to the lunacy? (where’s Susan Powter?)
[quote]
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
And I thought men and women are equal.
All right, that does it! Who the hell do you think you are, insulting a woman like that, derek??? Why, I’ll bet you beat your wife on a nightly basis, you goddamn coward!
Talk to me that way if you’re man enough! I’ll drive up to Massachoo… Massachews… I’ll drive up north to where you live, drag you out of your house and kick your ass on your front lawn! Then I’ll eat the corn out of your wife’s shit and tell her, “that tasted sooo good, baby! Your G.I. tract is the best!” to show her how a [i]real[/i] man treats his woman!!!
Whatsamatter??? Scared??? I thought so!!! See? Another victory for me! Man, it is so easy because you guys can’t handle my intense wit and sarcasm! All back down from my challenges, because I am just too tough and muscly and hardcore!!!
Oh, none of this applies to Professor X because he writes good training articles (and looks like he could kick my ass).
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
jacross wrote:
Am I the only one who doesn’t understand what the hell GHF is talking about? Who is he competing with? Is their some other thread that I don’t know about and would explain everything or is he just mental?
B.
The answer is B.[/quote]
Wrong! Zero percent for you and there was only one question. the answer is “A”.
escot4, sxio, there are more names but I don’t want to wake them. Both tried to call me out and both are losing.
[quote]derek wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
Yes, I have a few threads. I’m 2-0 on T-Nation. Could be more if they ever decide to step into the ring. sxio will make it 3-0 when he posts pics.
You compete with PICTURES of yourself too? Is there no end to the lunacy? (where’s Susan Powter?)
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Yes, us lunatics supply photos of ourselves when being called out on a bodybuilding forum about training and physiques. I was going to show a picture of my degree, but how would that show that I "actually " lift weights?
I love the internet logic. You don’t need a picture to show what you look like. We can guess that. sxio typed a witty comeback, he must be built! Right?
The boys in their moms basements is flooded tonight. You won’t see any of my opposition put up photos. I was the only lunatic willing to do that on a bodybuilding site… oh my, the humanity.
