I think it’s probably the way you phrased it when you called your wife.
YOU: Honey, Liz, you know Liz, the cute brunette who got the implants a few months back and I’ve been getting her into shape for the upcoming fitness contest? Well, she just called me on my cell to tell me her back door is wide open and she wants me to swing by and check it out.
Just be sensitive to your wife’s feelings from now on.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I think it’s probably the way you phrased it when you called your wife.
YOU: Honey, Liz, you know Liz, the cute brunette who got the implants a few months back and I’ve been getting her into shape for the upcoming fitness contest? Well, she just called me on my cell to tell me her back door is wide open and she wants me to swing by and check it out.
Just be sensitive to your wife’s feelings from now on.
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"Hi, honey…you remember that girl I train with the HUGE rack and that tight little ass who always flirts with me and bakes me cookies…and grabs my ass when I’m not looking? Yeah, well…her house just got broken into and she needs me to ‘swing by’. What? No, I swear it is just to see if she is alright. What? The family pack of ribbed condoms you found in my closet?
No, no, those were for my brother. What? You found naked pictures of her in my office underneath a shrine made in the shape of her breasts? What is with you women and your jealousy!!!?"
[quote]ThatGirl77 wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
This is a cool thread in that it seems to have even guys thinking about and really discussing relationships. I think it’s healthy.
I don’t want to offend anyone, but I’m making a lighthearted observation…anyone else notice the girls’ posts are kinda ignored by the guys…the guys instead arguing with other GUYS about how women feel and think, rather than asking the GIRLS how women feel and think? Think about it. 
Good catch, CD.
The other thing they did was nitpick a sentence w/o knowing where the emphasis was placed or reading body language, cuz, ya know, it’s the internet and all.[/quote]
They’ll never understand our emotions, NEVER! Muahaha!!!
X & Dollarbill, That was damn funny!
I cringed when I read it all but I was laughing at the same time. Kinda like when you watch a video of a skateboarder crushing his balls on a handrail.
Alright, guys and girls, I’ll be back later to see what’s up. Keep up the funny stuff.
I gotta go help “Liz” with her “back door”. Wink, wink.
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
This is a cool thread in that it seems to have even guys thinking about and really discussing relationships. I think it’s healthy.
I don’t want to offend anyone, but I’m making a lighthearted observation…anyone else notice the girls’ posts are kinda ignored by the guys…the guys instead arguing with other GUYS about how women feel and think, rather than asking the GIRLS how women feel and think? Think about it. :)[/quote]
Umm… No. Every woman who’s posted on this thread has gotten multiple responses, including yourself. You, however (and this is just a lighthearted observation), have failed to respond to my last question to you from 2 days ago on this thread.
Think about it.
I got a woman’s perspective for you.
I just got done eating dinner with my wife.
I say to her “Ya know baby, I got into some heated discussions on the internet and your name came up a few times.”
She says “What about?”
I say “Nothing in particular, just a bunch a babble.”
She says “Tell them to kiss your ass.”
I say “Baby, that won’t fly to well.”
She says “Fuck em’.”
I say “Jesus Christ, why didn’t I think of that.”
… I love women’s logic, its so… … LOGICAL…
ahh… nah!
You conducted yourself like a man. As for your wife’s reaction, women are fucking crazy. qed.
[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
hehehe
YEAH! And I will get my dad to beat you up too. My Uncle Charlie bench presses a million pounds so don’t mess with me.
Your turn Dig… I’ll play along.
What’s the point, right? Internet! Other than myself and a few others that posted pics on this site, I think about half of the posters don’t even lift.
I bet you have a huge stack of comic books in your parents basement huh Dig? Did they move your protein power to the top shelf yet?
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Lookin’ good, man!
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Lookin’ good, man!
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You sure are.
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Umm… No. Every woman who’s posted on this thread has gotten multiple responses, including yourself. You, however (and this is just a lighthearted observation), have failed to respond to my last question to you from 2 days ago on this thread.
Think about it.
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Some people have better things to do than this Dig…
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Professor X wrote:
And we want a woman president?
Why not? Vote for me on the write in ticket. I’ve already gone through menopause, and I’m much better looking than Hillary.
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You have my vote.
[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
I got a woman’s perspective for you.
I just got done eating dinner with my wife.
I say to her “Ya know baby, I got into some heated discussions on the internet and your name came up a few times.”
She says “What about?”
I say “Nothing in particular, just a bunch a babble.”
She says “Tell them to kiss your ass.”
I say “Baby, that won’t fly to well.”
She says “Fuck em’.”
I say “Jesus Christ, why didn’t I think of that.”
… I love women’s logic, its so… … LOGICAL…
ahh… nah! [/quote]
Well, you got the "just a bunch a[sic] babble part right.
If you read your posts out loud to her from your first to your last, she’d have the goon squad wrap you up in a swell-fitting straight jacket for sure.
As I said in a PM to another member, if you can picture Dustin Hoffman as Rainman reading your posts aloud, it kinda makes sense. Like; “Yeah, K-Mart sucks, time for Wapner, I’m an excellent driver, don’t blame the woman for her irrational behavoir.” etc, etc.
Do you actually call her “baby” like that?
You’re a trip!
[quote]derek wrote:
Do you actually call her “baby” like that?
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Yes, what’s wrong with that? Later man. I got to tend to the “wife”. She’s calling right now.
I hope nobody takes anything personal. This was quite amusing for me. I could never be this sarcastic in real time. I couldn’t find that kind of time. On the internet though, time flys. I already got busted by my wife for spending too much time on this thing, so I won’t be able to keep up with you’all. But I’ll pop in and stir shit up when I can. With my sarcasm, should only take a sentence.
[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
Yes, what’s wrong with that? Later man. I got to tend to the “wife”. She’s calling right now.
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Then, four minutes later…
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I hope nobody takes anything personal. This was quite amusing for me. I could never be this sarcastic in real time. I couldn’t find that kind of time. On the internet though, time flys. I already got busted by my wife for spending too much time on this thing, so I won’t be able to keep up with you’all. But I’ll pop in and stir shit up when I can. With my sarcasm, should only take a sentence.[/quote]
You tended to the “wife” in four minutes? Talk about sensitive!
[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Umm… No. Every woman who’s posted on this thread has gotten multiple responses, including yourself. You, however (and this is just a lighthearted observation), have failed to respond to my last question to you from 2 days ago on this thread.
Think about it.
Some people have better things to do than this Dig…
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Writes the author of “The Rambling Tourette’s Syndrome Sufferer’s Guide To Pleasing Your Wife”.
[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Lookin’ good, man!
You sure are.[/quote]
Oh. Burn.
[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
I couldn’t find that kind of time. [/quote]
Anyone who’s read this entire thread knows that nothing I could add to this sentence could do it justice, so I’ll just add this pic.
[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Umm… No. Every woman who’s posted on this thread has gotten multiple responses, including yourself. You, however (and this is just a lighthearted observation), have failed to respond to my last question to you from 2 days ago on this thread.
Think about it.
Some people have better things to do than this Dig…
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Obviously not!