If you’re starting a new job (within the next 2 weeks) just fuck her.
If this was a career, avoid like the plague.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I sleep with a subordinate every night. [/quote]
Show off
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Bad idea, but you’re probably going to do it anyway.
Just remember everyone at your workplace has different views on morality. [/quote]
Who are you referring to Cap?[/quote]
The OP.
the advice is correct - do not shit where you eat.
however, since we are no longer talking about shitting, but banging the shit out of some hot young co-worker, i say bang the shit out of her and her freinds -
my $.02 -
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
Looking for some advice on how to handle a situation with a co-worker that I’m attracted to. The reason why I’m looking for some advice is because I’ve recently ended an 8 year relationship, and I’ve honestly never been in a situation like this.
So I started work again beginning of March about a week in I started noticing this girl always walking around my desk and trying to make eye contact with me. After about a week of smiling and whatnot she pursues me in the break room and starts up a convo. I thought she was seeking me out, I’m no expert but she was definitely flirting.
About a week + 1/2 after that after consistent constant flirting she tells me she has a “partner”, but tries to slip it into the middle of a convo. So I immediately called her out on it. Turns out her “partner” is actually her boyfriend but she doesn’t like that term. She also drops that she’s only 21 after that.
However, the flirting hasn’t stopped, she has mentioned her boyfriend here and there though, but has dropped food n shit off at my desk and In my opinion she seems interested in me.
So basically I was just looking for advice on what you guys would do in my position. She’s attractive, we get along very well, I’m guessing she’s either interested in me or a dick tease…
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she’s a ho fo sho, flirting with you while she has a bf? she just wants the D, seriously
do it if you can endure the potential consequences, DO NOT DATE THIS WOMAN!!!
I see this as a lost opportunity since you’ve made up your mind to avoid.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ZJStrope wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Best part is, this chick more likely than not, doesn’t want to fuck op…
She is nice to him once or twice and he, like most men, automatically thinks “she wants to fuck me”…
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This. Some people just like to flirt for fun. [/quote]
Or wants him to do her work for her [/quote]
lmao
two weeks later:
“Hey guys, remember that girl that wanted to fuck me? Yeah, well I’m super close. Two more TPS reports, and covering her Saturday shift and she said we’ll get lunch next week. Boom chika wow-wow.”
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You’re a dick. I’m old enough and have been around long enough to know the difference between a girl smiling at you to be nice, and a girl flirting with you.
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lol, dude, yes I’m a dick, both in real life and on the internet. However, these are all posts in good fun man.
I’m not judging you either way. I’m trying to crack some jokes in hopes that other’s do too.
Serious answer is don’t fuck people you work with, and if she cheats on someone to be with you, she’ll cheat on you too.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings. But don’t believe I’m not guilty of the same things I’m busting your balls over. How do you think I know about them?[/quote]
I know you were just hasselin. I’m not offended. Just want to clear up that I’m not that type of guy
[quote]uv_deth wrote:
I see this as a lost opportunity since you’ve made up your mind to avoid. [/quote]
She’s a nice girl, but I’m not big on someone cheating. And she’s dating a black guy…so that’s really a no go for me
Have you considered she might be looking for a threesome?
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
And she’s dating a black guy…so that’s really a no go for me[/quote]
This thread just got awesome.
[quote]Cortes wrote:
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
And she’s dating a black guy…so that’s really a no go for me[/quote]
This thread just got awesome. [/quote]
He’s just afraid he doesn’t, ahem, measure up.
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Do not shit where you eat.
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Why not? I’ve hooked up with three girls I’ve worked with before. Nothing bad ever came from it. In fact, they told other girls at work positive things about me in the sack.
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Which one do you work at? The one with the clown, or the one with the King?
Get on Plenty Of Fish. Lots of what you are looking for there.
Don’t date women you work with.
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
She’s a nice girl, but I’m not big on someone cheating. And she’s dating a black guy…so that’s really a no go for me[/quote]
Shoulda mentioned this up front you so as not to waste our time. What else are you hiding? She friendly to jews also?
She’s got bangin’ tits. I’d titty fuck her. No harm, no foul.
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
And she’s dating a black guy…so that’s really a no go for me[/quote]
God damn, a few months ago this would have been pure gold and would have gotten you a million hits on this thread…lol.
james
[quote]atypical1 wrote:
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
And she’s dating a black guy…so that’s really a no go for me[/quote]
God damn, a few months ago this would have been pure gold and would have gotten you a million hits on this thread…lol.
james
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You know how it is, once she had the BBC she will never go back.
Because American news shows are shite…
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
She’s a nice girl, but I’m not big on someone cheating. And she’s dating a black guy…so that’s really a no go for me[/quote]
Shoulda mentioned this up front you so as not to waste our time. What else are you hiding? She friendly to jews also?[/quote]
I didn’t know until the day before I that post.
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
She’s a nice girl, but I’m not big on someone cheating. And she’s dating a black guy…so that’s really a no go for me[/quote]
I think it’s fucking hilarious when I hear guys saying shit like that! “I won’t date her cuz she was dating a black guy” LMAO
So you’re either racist or insecure about coming behind someone who is (in your mind) bigger than you.
Newsflash: Even if she’s dated only white guys, she’s had a bigger dick than yours! LOL
One must always assume (and be completely OK with that fact) that you are not the biggest, nor the best. Who cares? You are the one banging her right now! That’s not to say you shouldn’t put in any effort, but don’t fucking fool yourself. Anyone that worries about that needs to have their head examined. Is it WITHIN your locus of control? No? Then who gives a flying fuck?
Imagine if a woman decided not to date you because your last girlfriend had a D cup and she was just a C. I mean, I’ve dated women from barely a mosquito bite to bras that would more accurately be described as over the shoulder boulder holders. I had great sex with them and every one in between.
Odds are, she’s had dicks bigger and dicks smaller. So what? Sex is a theater of the MIND. If you can turn her on and get her MIND and her EMOTIONS going, the rest of it literally doesn’t matter.
Or maybe I’m reading too much into this and you’re just a racist piece of shit who doesn’t realize it’s 2014, not 1964…
I can understand not generally being ATTRACTED to people of other races, but to judge someone ELSE for dating another race? Not cool, bro. Not cool at all.
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
She’s a nice girl, but I’m not big on someone cheating. And she’s dating a black guy…so that’s really a no go for me[/quote]
Shoulda mentioned this up front you so as not to waste our time. What else are you hiding? She friendly to jews also?[/quote]
I didn’t know until the day before I that post. [/quote]
Jesus…if you’re not going to find out her entire sexual history (including blacks and jews and maybe latinos) before posting then don’t waste our fuckin’ time.