While I haven’t seen it for awhile, most of the time I’ve seen both get fired, escorted out by security.
There’s nothing wrong with dating former co-workers.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Thread three weeks from now:
“I just got fired and its a bunch of bullshit. I banged this chick and she went pyscho, and they fired me, can you believe it? How could I have seen that coming? It is so fucking unfair. Anyway, fuck, I’m pissed. Can I get some sympathy here or some legal advise?”
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She’s 21, how pyscho could she be?
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Hahahahaha.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Thread three weeks from now:
“I just got fired and its a bunch of bullshit. I banged this chick and she went pyscho, and they fired me, can you believe it? How could I have seen that coming? It is so fucking unfair. Anyway, fuck, I’m pissed. Can I get some sympathy here or some legal advise?”
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She’s 21, how pyscho could she be?
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Ohh… She’s 21? That changes everything whenever you are dealing with someone at that level of maturity. It should be cool. Everyone knows that 21 year old females are the most emotionally stable individuals on the planet, especially the ones looking to cheat on their boyfriends. Nothing negative could come from this situation at all.
My advice: Get a new job ready to start, then PIIHB FTMFW. Sorry, channeled my inner 21 year old female and went a little crazy with the initialisms.
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
My advice: Get a new job ready to start, then PIIHB FTMFW. Sorry, channeled my inner 21 year old female and went a little crazy with the initialisms.[/quote]
^ This is the only way to possibly win. If you find another job and give your 2 week notice.
Get it, get off, get out, then get lost.
Best part is, this chick more likely than not, doesn’t want to fuck op…
She is nice to him once or twice and he, like most men, automatically thinks “she wants to fuck me”…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Best part is, this chick more likely than not, doesn’t want to fuck op…
She is nice to him once or twice and he, like most men, automatically thinks “she wants to fuck me”…
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This. Some people just like to flirt for fun.
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Best part is, this chick more likely than not, doesn’t want to fuck op…
She is nice to him once or twice and he, like most men, automatically thinks “she wants to fuck me”…
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This. Some people just like to flirt for fun. [/quote]
Or wants him to do her work for her
[quote]ZJStrope wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Best part is, this chick more likely than not, doesn’t want to fuck op…
She is nice to him once or twice and he, like most men, automatically thinks “she wants to fuck me”…
[/quote]
This. Some people just like to flirt for fun. [/quote]
Or wants him to do her work for her [/quote]
lmao
two weeks later:
“Hey guys, remember that girl that wanted to fuck me? Yeah, well I’m super close. Two more TPS reports, and covering her Saturday shift and she said we’ll get lunch next week. Boom chika wow-wow.”
So before I start answering everyone’s posts I wanted to add that this job is temporary. As I am in the process of being hired by another company. So the “don’t shit where you eat logic” wasn’t something I was concerned with.
She’s young and most likely a tease. I will not pursue, I do enjoy the flirting though…not sure if that’s weird or not.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ZJStrope wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Best part is, this chick more likely than not, doesn’t want to fuck op…
She is nice to him once or twice and he, like most men, automatically thinks “she wants to fuck me”…
[/quote]
This. Some people just like to flirt for fun. [/quote]
Or wants him to do her work for her [/quote]
lmao
two weeks later:
“Hey guys, remember that girl that wanted to fuck me? Yeah, well I’m super close. Two more TPS reports, and covering her Saturday shift and she said we’ll get lunch next week. Boom chika wow-wow.”
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You’re a dick. I’m old enough and have been around long enough to know the difference between a girl smiling at you to be nice, and a girl flirting with you.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
“So I started work again in the middle of March…”. Aren’t you the guy who was laid off or out of work for Looooooong time?
And you want to dip your pen in the company ink? AREYOUFUCKINGCRAZY???
Boundaries. They ARE important.
If you somehow “connect” with your “soul mate” at the workplace, that’s another situation. But this is a 21 year old cheating whore who is looking for the next horsey on the carousel. With all the foresight, character, wisdom, empathy and responsibility of a 21 year old cheating whore, you have to ask yourself, "is this the person I A) want to be seen associating with? and B) trust my job too?
Find another cheating whore to bang - the world is full of them.[/quote]
That story about me being laid for a while was from 2+ years ago. This is an entirely different company that had to lay be off at the end of Nov…I was supposed to be hired back in January but it kept getting pushed back.
I didn’t say I wanted a relationship…but who doesn’t wanna tag some 21yr old ass?
Anyways I already decided not to, and just enjoy the flirting
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
I didn’t say I wanted a relationship…but who doesn’t wanna tag some 21yr old ass?
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Dude, keep up. It’s all about the teen vag round here…
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
I didn’t say I wanted a relationship…but who doesn’t wanna tag some 21yr old ass?
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Dude, keep up. It’s all about the teen vag round here…[/quote]
I cannot do teen vag because there is a mouth attached to it and sooner or later they use it…
edit: and not in a perfectly acceptable way either…
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ZJStrope wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Best part is, this chick more likely than not, doesn’t want to fuck op…
She is nice to him once or twice and he, like most men, automatically thinks “she wants to fuck me”…
[/quote]
This. Some people just like to flirt for fun. [/quote]
Or wants him to do her work for her [/quote]
lmao
two weeks later:
“Hey guys, remember that girl that wanted to fuck me? Yeah, well I’m super close. Two more TPS reports, and covering her Saturday shift and she said we’ll get lunch next week. Boom chika wow-wow.”
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You’re a dick. I’m old enough and have been around long enough to know the difference between a girl smiling at you to be nice, and a girl flirting with you.
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lol, dude, yes I’m a dick, both in real life and on the internet. However, these are all posts in good fun man.
I’m not judging you either way. I’m trying to crack some jokes in hopes that other’s do too.
Serious answer is don’t fuck people you work with, and if she cheats on someone to be with you, she’ll cheat on you too.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings. But don’t believe I’m not guilty of the same things I’m busting your balls over. How do you think I know about them?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ZJStrope wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Best part is, this chick more likely than not, doesn’t want to fuck op…
She is nice to him once or twice and he, like most men, automatically thinks “she wants to fuck me”…
[/quote]
This. Some people just like to flirt for fun. [/quote]
Or wants him to do her work for her [/quote]
lmao
two weeks later:
“Hey guys, remember that girl that wanted to fuck me? Yeah, well I’m super close. Two more TPS reports, and covering her Saturday shift and she said we’ll get lunch next week. Boom chika wow-wow.”
[/quote]
You’re a dick. I’m old enough and have been around long enough to know the difference between a girl smiling at you to be nice, and a girl flirting with you.
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lol, dude, yes I’m a dick, both in real life and on the internet. However, these are all posts in good fun man.
I’m not judging you either way. I’m trying to crack some jokes in hopes that other’s do too.
Serious answer is don’t fuck people you work with, and if she cheats on someone to be with you, she’ll cheat on you too.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings. But don’t believe I’m not guilty of the same things I’m busting your balls over. How do you think I know about them?[/quote]
your just an EVIL fucker };-)>
Sorta the same situation with 2 girls at work. One of them I had my eye on for awhile…until last week when i was making small talk she mentioned she was babysitting the bosses kid that night and I nope the fuck outta there. She’s way to close to the boss. Another girl is about to leave but she has a boyfriend of 2 years so I don’t want to do that to some guy. You can pretty much cut the sexual tension between us with a knife. Every single day we flirt like crazy.
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Bad idea, but you’re probably going to do it anyway.
Just remember everyone at your workplace has different views on morality. [/quote]
Who are you referring to Cap?
Threads like this make me miss SAMA, some really good lulz have developed from that.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Threads like this make me miss SAMA, some really good lulz have developed from that.[/quote]
Liar. You just miss the ass