A Very Serious Joke

prolly assumed you tore page out of film mag and submitted it so penalised you one full point

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Some website just rated my face 8.62/10

I’m so excited! I’ve always thought I was about 7.75

Yay me.[/quote]

Would have gotten a 9 if your head was turned to the side a bit…

oh my god! that face analysis is so fun! …i wonder if they have body ones…:slight_smile:

i’m sceptical about that low reading
there are some indications that you may have broke the needle off at the high end of the scale

you don’t have to take my word for it

^^^gives good compliments. Well done, e-jesus.

Oh snap it is jesus…

I know! Right here in this very log.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
oooops wrong peeeekshure[/quote]

I suspect defective software.

Quality assurance testing on software has gone to hell in the last decade.

Here’s a log I can get into!

I’m just marking my spot so I’ll know where I left off reading last time :wink:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Some website just rated my face 8.62/10

I’m so excited! I’ve always thought I was about 7.75

Yay me.[/quote]

It’s the eyes, Hallowed. Those eyes…

[quote]Dasher wrote:
oh boy! where is that? I wanna do it!

<—super slavik looking. Cant wait to hear the normal: squinty eyes, big nose, high cheek bones.

160 is a super strong squat! I remember not long ago you were rockin the 115. You are progressing awesomely! <3[/quote]

www.anaface.com

That 160 scred the shit out of me no lie. Of course so did 135 and 145. The 115… I was doing five sets of over ten reps so it was WAY different volume. But yeah THANK YOU I’m hella stoked about the squats on 5 3 1 if nothing else. DL is a mindfuck for me and BP… has disappointed but so far so good on Squats and OHP.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Some website just rated my face 8.62/10

I’m so excited! I’ve always thought I was about 7.75

Yay me.[/quote]

Would have gotten a 9 if your head was turned to the side a bit…[/quote]

OMG Rocky I love and accept you! I mean… Am strangely drawn to yet slightly eskeered of you. Yeah thats it <3

[quote]brute_fury wrote:
oh my god! that face analysis is so fun! …i wonder if they have body ones…:slight_smile:
[/quote]

If there’s a body one I will NOT be using it LOL… manly shoulders, deformed rib cage, and a fat butt. I can tell meself all these things!

[quote]KrohDaddi wrote:
i’m sceptical about that low reading
there are some indications that you may have broke the needle off at the high end of the scale

you don’t have to take my word for it[/quote]

LOL!

[quote]Dasher wrote:
^^^gives good compliments. Well done, e-jesus.[/quote]

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh snap it is jesus…

[/quote]

[quote]Dasher wrote:
I know! Right here in this very log. [/quote]

I’m pretty sure eJesus is that Italian guy Stefanogym who maybe does’t post anymore. Still, eJesus could probably be EVERYWHERE and WATCHING US. Right?

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
oooops wrong peeeekshure[/quote]

I suspect defective software.

Quality assurance testing on software has gone to hell in the last decade.[/quote]

pfffft! you so sweet not blame user error.
It was user error LOL.

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
Here’s a log I can get into![/quote]

Oh Hai!!!

[quote]phil armitage wrote:

It’s the eyes, Hallowed. Those eyes…[/quote]

Thanks Phil! I think that website just analyzes distances between features… but in life you are right THANKS FOR THE EYES DAD.

Look at my Daddy! ALPHA AS FUCK.

Nice to see you start a log, Hallowed - I’ll be following along (and yeah, heavy squats scare the bejeezus out of me too…though my heavy is a bit lighter than yours).

The Anaface thing is fascinating. I guess it’s all based on ratios since things like skin quality and ageing don’t get taken into account. I’m chuffed with my score but I refuse to believe I’m better looking than Hallowed. Heh.

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Nice to see you start a log, Hallowed - I’ll be following along (and yeah, heavy squats scare the bejeezus out of me too…though my heavy is a bit lighter than yours).

The Anaface thing is fascinating. I guess it’s all based on ratios since things like skin quality and ageing don’t get taken into account. I’m chuffed with my score but I refuse to believe I’m better looking than Hallowed. Heh. [/quote]

Hey gurl!

Mark 15:40

jesus seen all
jesus fast-forward through commercials now

let’s see if i can stump you
can you translate: “he might not look like much, but…” ?
probalby didn’t hear your mother say that when you were growing up

[quote]KrohDaddi wrote:
let’s see if i can stump you
can you translate: “he might not look like much, but…” ?
probalby didn’t hear your mother say that when you were growing up[/quote]

Stumped!

I can only guess “bless his heart” goes in there somewhere…

The Central Cali Coast isn’t a hot bed of colloquialisms.

Doll face? right back at you. You have even started the second coming of Jesus Christ, the new era of Judaism starts here on T-Nation.

And Jesus I always wanted to ask you if you smoked pot? Was this really you back in your rebel 20s? please clarify.