A Very Serious Joke

[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
Doll face? right back at you. You have even started the second coming of Jesus Christ, the new era of Judaism starts here on T-Nation.

And Jesus I always wanted to ask you if you smoked pot? Was this really you back in your rebel 20s? please clarify.[/quote]

Doll Face Indeed.
You know I’m a sucker for the moneymaker. I can’t take credit for Jesus though!

SO, INSPIRED by the MINDBLOWING adorableness of DASHER’S voice on the VID in her LOG… here’s a repost vid of me being a hella creeper at the gym.

I’ve been advised I sound like a valley girl.
I have a new video too just trying to get TNation to cooperate…

EDITING: not sure this is working or not :stuck_out_tongue:

Whoa, what the fuck is she doing?

Apparently T-Nation is catholic, deleting my pic and shit. Anyways, nice moves you got there Dasher.

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Whoa, what the fuck is she doing?[/quote]

Dancing.
Thats what she does. She is my favorite gym goer to watch… always brings the LOLs she does a set, dances, does a set, dances, does a set, dances. Tis amazing

That video of her is a repost and a few months old.

This one is new. Yes, I AM THE GYM CREEPER.

if that was the greatest day of your life
i do a fair impression of Johnny Depp doing an impression of christopher Walken doing an impression of Ewan McGregor doing an impression of Marlon Brandon with his mouth full of marbles
while wiggling my hips hanging from straps from the ceiling
pretty much 24/7

[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
Apparently T-Nation is catholic, deleting my pic and shit. Anyways, nice moves you got there Dasher.[/quote]

AHAHAHA! Nooo that is NOT DASHER LOL.
Dasher’s vid is in her log.
That is a random lady at my gym, and me. I am the creepy stalker girl in the blue shirt.

Yeah I know that was a totally silly thing to say.

BUT I had been wanting to video her for months and then magically she appeared next to me sharing the mirror… I WAS really STOKED but no it was not one of the greatest days of my life.

Though, I WAS really happy that day.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
Apparently T-Nation is catholic, deleting my pic and shit. Anyways, nice moves you got there Dasher.[/quote]

AHAHAHA! Nooo that is NOT DASHER LOL.
Dasher’s vid is in her log.
That is a random lady at my gym, and me. I am the creepy stalker girl in the blue shirt.[/quote]
So Dasher isn’t a black woman with eastern European features?? I dissapoint

[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
Apparently T-Nation is catholic, deleting my pic and shit. Anyways, nice moves you got there Dasher.[/quote]

AHAHAHA! Nooo that is NOT DASHER LOL.
Dasher’s vid is in her log.
That is a random lady at my gym, and me. I am the creepy stalker girl in the blue shirt.[/quote]
So Dasher isn’t a black woman with eastern European features?? I dissapoint [/quote]

Dammit… now I kinda am too.
Solly :frowning:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Whoa, what the fuck is she doing?[/quote]

Dancing.
Thats what she does. She is my favorite gym goer to watch… always brings the LOLs she does a set, dances, does a set, dances, does a set, dances. Tis amazing

That video of her is a repost and a few months old.

This one is new. Yes, I AM THE GYM CREEPER.
[/quote]

Hey Hal did you ever see the Discovery channel thing on male/female courtship? Well there are these dolphins that grab big rocks from the bottom of this lake and take to the surface and see how high they can lift them to attract females.

That guy standing behind you saw the same show, he is really wanting to have your babies.

I’m gonna go on record here and say that I dislike anaface.com

<insert sad face after being rated a 5.somethin>

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Whoa, what the fuck is she doing?[/quote]

Dancing.
Thats what she does. She is my favorite gym goer to watch… always brings the LOLs she does a set, dances, does a set, dances, does a set, dances. Tis amazing

That video of her is a repost and a few months old.

This one is new. Yes, I AM THE GYM CREEPER.
[/quote]

Hey Hal did you ever see the Discovery channel thing on male/female courtship? Well there are these dolphins that grab big rocks from the bottom of this lake and take to the surface and see how high they can lift them to attract females.

That guy standing behind you saw the same show, he is really wanting to have your babies. [/quote]

O RLY?!
Interdasting.

He can get in line then. LOL.

[quote]OnMyOwn32 wrote:
I’m gonna go on record here and say that I dislike anaface.com

<insert sad face after being rated a 5.somethin>[/quote]

Aw Hellz Naw. I call shennanigans.
The website IS really ridiculous the picture has to be facing EXACTLY frontwards to get a good score.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Whoa, what the fuck is she doing?[/quote]

Dancing.
Thats what she does. She is my favorite gym goer to watch… always brings the LOLs she does a set, dances, does a set, dances, does a set, dances. Tis amazing

That video of her is a repost and a few months old.

This one is new. Yes, I AM THE GYM CREEPER.
[/quote]

Hey Hal did you ever see the Discovery channel thing on male/female courtship? Well there are these dolphins that grab big rocks from the bottom of this lake and take to the surface and see how high they can lift them to attract females.

That guy standing behind you saw the same show, he is really wanting to have your babies. [/quote]

O RLY?!
Interdasting.

He can get in line then. LOL.

[quote]OnMyOwn32 wrote:
I’m gonna go on record here and say that I dislike anaface.com

<insert sad face after being rated a 5.somethin>[/quote]

Aw Hellz Naw. I call shennanigans.
The website IS really ridiculous the picture has to be facing EXACTLY frontwards to get a good score.
[/quote]

this was the only pic i had here that was head on…it said not nice things about my nose. And the horizontal symetry or some shit like that

Great. Now I’m really gonna be wasting a lot of time scoping out my surroundings for chicks with I-things next time I up my weights (or get jiggy between my sets).

Way to get me paranoid, Hal.

P.S. Post more, these are fun !

YOu do a lot of work on your squat day. Shit. I’m impressed. I heart the gym creeping videos. I also superset bad dancing moves btw sets. But, I train alone…

[quote]OnMyOwn32 wrote:

this was the only pic i had here that was head on…it said not nice things about my nose. And the horizontal symetry or some shit like that[/quote]

Well anaface can STFU then ur boootifull.

[quote]phil armitage wrote:
Great. Now I’m really gonna be wasting a lot of time scoping out my surroundings for chicks with I-things next time I up my weights (or get jiggy between my sets).

Way to get me paranoid, Hal.

P.S. Post more, these are fun ![/quote]

I know I so creepy! I will see if I have any more vid worthy moments. Ya’ll will be the first to know fo sho.

[quote]Nadia Comeandeat wrote:
YOu do a lot of work on your squat day. Shit. I’m impressed. I heart the gym creeping videos. I also superset bad dancing moves btw sets. But, I train alone…[/quote]

That day is… brutal LOL. Some of the accessory work may have to go at some point but for now I really need it. Really need it.

Who wants more epic viking metal? No one? DOAN CARE POST IT ANYWAYS.

So I’m either headed out to war… hunkered down surviving a war… a prisoner of war… some sort of warrior… waiting for someone to come home from war… or just have a Viking Fetish. For one of those reasons I have NEEDED NEEDED NEEDED Viking metal of the Epic variety lately. Like all Viking Metal this is best piped directly into the ears at maximum volume.

Lemme intro you guys to Thyrfing. This song is “The Voyager”

To be blessed by an ocean
Takes it’s pain and sacrifice
To reach where I am destined
Takes an old man’s life

With blood I soak my idols
With Pride I set my sails
I scan the furthest horizon
For the shores I am aimed to find

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

Need to kick it w/you in the sticks. Put a little gravel in our travel.[/quote]

Sometimes… I like the sticks.

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Walk by the moonlight & down to the riverside
sippin on some moonshine
Get’cha in the mood for a one night rodeo
you can be my tan-legged Juliet
I’ll be your redneck Romeo.

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

Need to kick it w/you in the sticks. Put a little gravel in our travel.[/quote]

Sometimes… I like the sticks.

[/quote]

Walk by the moonlight & down to the riverside
sippin on some moonshine
Get’cha in the mood for a one night rodeo
you can be my tan-legged Juliet
I’ll be your redneck Romeo.[/quote]

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

Need to kick it w/you in the sticks. Put a little gravel in our travel.[/quote]

Sometimes… I like the sticks.

[/quote]

Walk by the moonlight & down to the riverside
sippin on some moonshine
Get’cha in the mood for a one night rodeo
you can be my tan-legged Juliet
I’ll be your redneck Romeo.[/quote]
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