Yes. you guys are absolutely right. we women should keep our mouths shut and not bitch so much. after all how much damage is really being done here. it’s all in fun.
and you’re right too Agathos…Patricia should be humbled and obliged to T-Mag and bow down to whatever name is bestowed upon her or to the rest of us for that matter.
don’t ya hate it when women speak their minds? they’re so bitchy. gawd. i wish they were more like men.
oops…
I see how things are.
I am no fool.
It is entirely expected that this post will attempt to bring both sides into equal ends of a nonsense sandwich and lampoon both with balanced flair while I escape with a flourish of my witty cape.
I have to tell you, that whilst I am here banging out this missive with the ballet-like elegance of a cop on overtime it strikes me that…
The all-cheese diet is NEVER given a fair chance.
…and…
The simple but no less true fact that, Chilean wine is seriously overrated.
I mean, here are two quite inconvertible sociological issues laying untouched in the tray of discussion and we choose to instead intellectually prey upon the unrefined droppings of a miss-edited edition (and if I may say so, a backbone) of T-Mag and leave these topics entirely untouched!
In my (never) humble opinion, I think that the absence of an AFLAC Duck reference coupled with an ENTIRELY Timmy P slagging-free episode is enough to warrant a money back proposition.
…MD, you have a point.
…T.C, I still love ya brother
“Fun is good”
~ Theodor Geisel
Sometimes I get the feeling that people are taking themselves and things in general a little too seriously.
For example, as someone who owns an entire closet full of shoes, specifically lives walking distance from all the best shops, does not drink beer, has never sat in front of the TV and watched an organized sporting event, and has driven 150 miles for the right designer haircut, I do not take any offense at the jabs against Metrosexuals.
JOHN
Honestly, Magnus, how dare you try to match wits with a Stockton educated T-Man. hahaha
I have no idea what I was thinking and honestly can’t come up with a decent response
I agree with everything Cupcakes says and half of what he thinks but only in this thread.
I think a T-vixen is like pornography, it’s hard to define but you know it when you see it. Not that I look at much pornography, depending on what the definition of is is or what you think much really means I suppose.
KC,
This has nothing to do with speaking ones mind in general, and everything to do about bitching over stuff that isn’t important.
What the hell kind of moron takes offence in men preferring beauty over mediocrety?
But that’s not even the worst part. Because that article did NOT say what some of you seem to be thinking. The definition was NOT just about beauty, but it was about appeal. If you can’t handle women being defined from a male point of view then don’t fucking read TESTOSTERONE MAGAZINE
/Jacob
And after all this I’m remembering the big fuss when TC ran an article from a sexually empowered woman who lifts way back when and people bitched about that too…
elven, don’t be a fool; that wasn’t about a sexually empowered woman that lifted - it was a trashy article about how she was too good for any man. No more, no less.
Do sexually empowered women have 2 year long dry spells?
This is a prime example of why I agree with the beauty and simplicity of Henry Higgin’s line “Why can’t a woman be more like a man?!”
It would be a marvelous thing if the females thowing the hysterics here could just fucking get over themselves. Sac up to the fact that every man finds different nuances appealing and TC was simply stating his. Why the fuck is your skin so soft and sensitive like an easily bruised peach? Where the fuck are the balls? The big, brass clanging ones?
Am I saying that you should keep your mouth shut? No, not necessarily. But first you could at least attempt logical and rational thought to see if you even have a fucking reason to respond instead of bringing rash emotionalism into the picture. If you do have a reason then sound off and tell TC to fuck off - but have the grace to do it without the emotional drivel.
Here, I’ll do it just to show you how simple it is.
TC: Go fuck yourself.
There. See? No need for lengthy explanation, no need for the diatribe, no need for the half-assed attempt to sound rational when all you are spewing is pissy female attitude. Quite liberating, it is.
So, for the record, I thought the article was hilarious. Laughed outright at several points. My “fuck you” was for entirely different reasons, which he is well aware of.
Cheers!
Different things are important to different people. Calling others idiots and moronic because what is important to them is not to you is, well, idiotic and moronic.
Look at it this way, if a T-man was the male version of TC’s T-vixen then we can put Goldberg, Sully, and Thunder in the same category as Justin Timberlake, Jason Priestly, and Ricky Martin.
Yeah, I don’t think so either.
So if MD, Patricia, and E~ have a few comments on the T-vixen definition, more power to em.
rep…go fuck yourself.
yer right karma…that was liberating.
evidently someone doesn’t know dripping sarcasm when they read it.
get over it. The article was printed. You read it, you hated/liked/neutral to it. stop whining. Who cares if you are a t-vixen or aren’t. Patricia, you certainly aren’t. You come off as holier than thou, I’ve been posting longer blah blah bullshit.
BenTyson & RenegadeDragon,
I agree w/ your assessment. Maureen article was a sad thing…just as bad as this week’s AD. A sexually empowered woman would not moan and bitch about how nobody’s good enough for her and how she couldn’t get laid for 2 years. She’d go out and get some!
The sad thing about TC’s AD is that he seems to believe that a T-Vixen is someoen who’s hot and admires him and forgives/overlooks all his flaws. If that’s the case, is a T-Man someone who’s hot and admires a woman and forgives/overlooks all her flaws? TC doesn’t seem to care that a T-Vixen lifts weight. That’s all MD said: the MINIMUM requirement to be considered a T-Vixen should be that she lifts. If there’s a guy who’s very good looking but does NOT lift, is he a T-Man? Is this what TC’s trying to say?
If this week’s AD was meant to be a “tongue-in-cheek” I think it failed. I certainly didn’t see any humor in it, and from the responses I’ve seen, I’m not alone.
I changed my mind now. I agree with everything ~karma~ says now. Cupcake, sorry dude.
what’s the matter karma? Not get any good anal lovin here lately?
Maybe TC didn’t leave the 20 on the dresser.
colin knows allll about the anal! trust!
I think I want to form an alliance with ~karma~ and Cupcake and vote Colin Cancer and all of his polyps off of the island.