A Rant by BruceLeeFan

[quote]HangerBaby wrote:
OP please don’t write long rants if you suck at writing/are not intelligent
fix both of these before writing another rant [/quote]

Little harsh, no?

I love the irony.
BruceLeeFan rants on, while the real Bruce Lee never ranted or complained. He just plowed through life.

[quote]roybot wrote:
andrew_live wrote:
BruceLeeFan wrote:
“Fucking chair” Wooden and creaky, “fuck you chair”.

Yeah man, you tell that chair!
…fucking chairs.

That was enormously long! Though having no internet must a been a real shit. At least with the internet we dont have to think about how shitty our life is…instead we can read about some other poor shmuck’s shitty, internetless life. Then we can think about their life and forget about the collection agencies that are coming after us for unpaid phone bills.

I feel your pain. Keep shitting with the door open.

oh and break that fucking chair, do it for all of us.

Chairs don’t hit back.

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YARRR! Right you r! WE’ll make 'er a fair fight then BLF. Tie one 'O yar arms behind yer head! May the stool that be shat on the most be the winnar!!

[quote]andrew_live wrote:

YARRR! Right you r! WE’ll make 'er a fair fight then BLF. Tie one 'O yar arms behind yer head! May the stool that be shat on the most be the winnar!![/quote]

“Chairs don’t hit back” is a reference to a Bruce Lee quote. I was hoping the OP would’ve picked up on it by now, but his username is clearly false advertising (he’s probably too busy being melancholy). I’m a failure - I shall leave now and never darken this thread again.