Here's a Tissue Crybabies

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So your girlfriend left you and you really, really, really loved her.

So your friend isn’t your friend anymore.

We’ve all been there.

However, we all haven’t grown a vagina large enough to post about it publicly on a website.

Before YOU go and post about your sad, sad loss of poon/friendship…read this thread and see what advice has already been posted on this site about a thousand times.

Team, post your favorite pieces of advice here regarding getting over a breakup and or losing a friend. Maybe the mods will sticky this and we won’t have to have ten different threads a day asking what to do when you find out your girl kissed your friend.

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Nail her sister and her mom and her best friend…at the same time.

Then, stick it in her pooper.

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It will take time to get over her, but you won’t listen to anyone who says this because you want to feel wronged by the whole thing.

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[quote]rsg wrote:
Nail her sister and her mom and her best friend…at the same time.

Then, stick it in her pooper.[/quote]

OK! I think we’re done here. Thanks for summing that up rsg!

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[quote]Kruiser wrote:
rsg wrote:
Nail her sister and her mom and her best friend…at the same time.

Then, stick it in her pooper.

OK! I think we’re done here. Thanks for summing that up rsg!

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No problem.

FYI, this is what I have learned from you guys - so when I do get hurt one day, I’ll know what to do.

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If all else fails, drink heavily. Preferably whiskey. NO ice and NO bullshit like Coke to go with it.

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Recycle your piss, you’ll get over it in no time

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Sensitive much?

Everyone is a unique snowflake and each and every hurt deserves equal amount of attention.

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When the one you care about has hurt you deeply and taken a steaming shite on your heart the answer to healthy recovery is in Pike fishing.

Or at least using a Pike fish in some form of a vengeful act. That is what I have learned and pass on.

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Try hitting her

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i realize this thread is directed at mine, some people choose too not medicate themselves with alcohol as it doesn’t work…if you don’t want to read about it don’t read it, simple.

also the thread will be forgotten about in 3-5 days time, once it falls off the front page. sounds like your the one who has grown the vagina and now bitching about it in a whole new thread.

now to answer your question the things that give me salvation are listening to angry music and bar bending iron.

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[quote]jtg987 wrote:
i realize this thread is directed at mine, some people choose too not medicate themselves with alcohol as it doesn’t work…if you don’t want to read about it don’t read it, simple.

also the thread will be forgotten about in 3-5 days time, once it falls off the front page. sounds like your the one who has grown the vagina and now bitching about it in a whole new thread.

now to answer your question the things that give me salvation are listening to angry music and bar bending iron. [/quote]

It’s not just you. There are so many thread like yours that it’s almost like we need a new sub-forum or T-Cell for that shit.

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My advice is if you are sad or angry, lift weights. Infact, do what I did when your girlfriend that you ‘deeply cared about so much and loved so much and no one understands what you are going through’ dumped me. Change your life by learning about proper nutrition then transform your body into something that forces girls to check you out!!!

Oh and remember that from every failed relationship you learn something new.

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Life is a bitch. Everything that can go wrong probably will. Expect the best, but prepare for the worst.

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Better to let it out on a forum than to the people in your life.

But in a way, I see your perspective as well. Can’t move forward by looking at the past.

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[quote]jtg987 wrote:
Some people choose too not medicate themselves with alcohol as it doesn’t work…if
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This is like saying you’re a ‘hardgainer’. The truth is, you just need more.

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Doesn’t this belong in the SAMA forum newb?

And stick it in her pooper. Seriously, I shouldn’t have to post that so much. It should just pop up at the login splash.

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E-Nation…

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This thread is worthless without pictures.

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[quote]Otep wrote:
jtg987 wrote:
Some people choose too not medicate themselves with alcohol as it doesn’t work…if

This is like saying you’re a ‘hardgainer’. The truth is, you just need more.[/quote]

trust me I’ve tried the whole medicate with alcohol idea and honestly you only feel better in the mornings if you wake up next to something decent otherwise you feel like shit, nothing wrong with it, it’s just I’ve done it way too much over the last 2 years for my liking and am now taking a break atleast until september, and yes I have tried a wide variety of alcoholic beverages from cheap and nasty vodka’s too $100+ bottle of champagne and cognac. Hell currently in my stash I have three slabs of beer(which no doubt will be off), 2 bottles of grey goose, a bottle of remy martin vsop and a bottle of henessey vsop