Gonna say “beef water” from now on.
I’m not quite sure how much I thought about flatus frequency in the first place.
“Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it.” - Nicholas Sparks, The Blue Angel
“If the wind rises it can push us against the flood when it comes.” - Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bowel Tolls
“I love the feeling of the fresh air on my face and the wind blowing through my hair.” - Evel Kenieval, Across the Canyon
“You find out the strength of a wind by trying to walk against it, not by lying down.”
C.S, Lewis, The Liar, The Wind and The Washroom
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How long did it take them to figure out “beef belly” was butter?
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Here’s a random idea:
Someone should write a training program with all the weird reps that are never prescribed.
There’s the 3-5 rep range, the 8-12 rep range, the 20+ rep range for super light things or activation drills, and then of course we have doubles and one-rep maxes for the heavy stuff.
But what about a workout plan that’s all just sets of 7, or if you want to go higher rep, you could aim for sets of 13-14 reps just to rebel. There might even be a neurological benefit like brushing your teeth with your “off” hand.
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7-7-7 call it the slot machine workout
7 lower half reps, 7 higher half reps, 7 full reps
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Perfect. Maybe that’s where Arnold got his bicep curl routine from.
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Drop sets using the Fibonacci sequence.
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This is why I take Risk dice to every workout.
And… thirteen reps. Plus, we’re invading Kamchatka.
My son sent me this.
He’s on the right track. I actually shed a little tear of pride.
Then I added a scoop of protein to it.
Random question for people.
If you had the opportunity to magically become the best at anything in the world, what would you pick?
The twist is that you don’t actually improve - you stay the same as you are, everyone else just gets worse than you at it.
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That’s a thinker.
Video game player.
Singing voice for me, though I’d rather be really good than everyone else be not that great. So then I have to wonder if I’d be depriving the world of beautiful voices in order to shine. Which I suppose I’d have to say no thank you to.
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I’m changing my answer to being the best investor in the world.
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Football (or soccer depending on where you’re from), just from an earnings perspective
There would be none. Who is going to pay to watch a sport where you are the best?
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Yeah I’d not thought of that, I’d be devaluing the entire sport. I’m gonna go with golf just for the entertainment of driving past golf courses full of incredibly frustrated men who are taking it far too seriously
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