A Completely Random Thread of Randomness

I’ve been saying that since Forrest Gump

I grew up on the edge of dang country in Indiana. Here in Maine the equivalent phrase is jeesum crow or friggin, depending on context.

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Or in my case…" Bears" Wtf? Guess it never worked out like i planned :laughing:

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Wouldn’t it be fun if they met?

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Vegan zombie apocalypse:

“BEANS!!!”

No head of cabbage is safe.

Should be “evolved” considering our current state of politics

Zero nutritional value though… not even good fertilizer

NSFW, but perhaps a good argument for eating vegans? (from the comedian Shane Mauss; the mushroom bit is funny, the vegan bit is 2 minutes in).

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“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.” (Mitch Hedberg)

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Crabitalism, eh? I can see how this could go sideways…

(First step: form a shell company…)

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Next step, commence with stock clawbacks.

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Okay, now I get it. At least I think I do.

So where does the UK figure :wink:

Don’t ask me, I’m a dumb American!

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Wouldn’t worry I’ve just realised that I read the whole thing and missed the fact the UK is actually in the diagram, dumb Brit!

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It’s okay. I had to look at it several times to make sure it was all there. I caught a mild case of English in the genetic lottery and the same thing sometimes happens to me.

Anyway, as they say in England, “Allahu Akbar”.

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