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I’ve been to a couple of “giggle parties”.
Its all fun & games till the supersoakers full of astroglide come out!
Wow, I never knew that.
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Sound up! This is very important info.
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Whoa that is probably the most beautiful pizza I’ve ever seen! Hope it was delicious!
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Thanks!
It hit the spot like the hammer of the gods! (I always listen to zeppelin when I make pizza. 
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This one is in the oven now. T- 15 and counting…
. Cheeeeeeese.
And done!
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Would it kill you to lay out the pepperoni uniformly?? Driving my OCD nuts
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Some people just want to watch the world burn
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That was actually an exercise in breaking mine! 
Different view-
You see that uniformity in cuts?
You can have my symmetry when you pry it from my cold dead hands!
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My nitpicky advisor once made me redo a slide deck (for us only) because pictures were not perfectly centred.
Now whenever I make slidedecks, I always make sure the pictures are a tad bit off. Just bc I can
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I had a manager once yell at me for cutting tomato rounds for burgers too evenly - it needed to be more irregular so people knew it was handcut.
So now when anything isn’t OCD worthy I just lean into it and say it’s homemade and charge twice as much.
As long as it is deliberate and artistic, you can get away with it.
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Do you count them too? I do that with everything.
Not for tomatoes. Things like that are usually done by volume, so it might be a case of tomatoes that came in to process. Or you need to fill 4-400 3rd pans for service. Sometimes it’s “just don’t run out, I don’t care how.”
OCD has it’s place, but it shouldn’t be everywhere.
It kind of reminds me of that Dolly Parton quote where she says “You’d be suprised how much it takes to look this cheap.”
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Last week Central Market made the world’s largest charcuterie board. I have questions! How long did this meat lay out sweltering? How many people dug throught it? Part of it was donated to the Central Texas Food Bank but… not sure even poor people want warmed up, dug through, fly buzzed food?
The whole thing grosses me out! I am the only one? What do you think?
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I’m wondering what the point is.
Guinness Book of World Record thing.
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Me too. Number one, this looks stupid. Why random-ass grapes, thyme, banana peppers, and watermelon radishes?
I did research - the event was for 2 hours and they had to have it all eaten by the end to win the award. So I’m going to assume 1 additional hour for set-up and since it’s on a deli island it has cooling elements underneath. That’s within a four-hour window, which should be fine.
They did win the record - but since tickets were only $10 and some of the brands they laid out are not cheap, so this actually looks like a successful way to clear out inventory while earning publicity. Food donations are heavily regulated but can be tax write offs.
It’s probably fine, flies are extra protein, good for them getting a record, and I’d look for the places that have specials during that window instead, and avoid any charcuterie special at a local restaurant for the next week.
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