A Cheerful Misanthrope

Training
1961

[quote]Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Eight weeks.

Silly girl.

:slight_smile:

You underestimate my ability to pre-stress about everything in my life. I think now is the time to pay attention to it especially since I keep gaining. I have to stop that for sure. Maybe I’m pregnant. That’d make it tough to get into the squat suit.

I haven’t heard yet about anyone successfully impregnating themselves…well unless they use a turkey baster or something… You would make millions with all the publicity! You could have multiple squat suits custom made![/quote]

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.

1962

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.[/quote]

1963

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.

[/quote]

I’d hit it.

1964

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.

I’d hit it.[/quote]

That is so wrong.

But funny as hell too!

1965

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.

I’d hit it.[/quote]

Hmm! Maybe you should invest in one of those 4D battery rotating snatches they were discussing in PM’s log. That might help you to stop lusting after cartoon Jesus and humping your squat rack. Hey it also might help with the stress!

1966

[quote]sbmart2 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.

I’d hit it.

Hmm! Maybe you should invest in one of those 4D battery rotating snatches they were discussing in PM’s log. That might help you to stop lusting after cartoon Jesus and humping your squat rack. Hey it also might help with the stress!

[/quote]

You say that like you believe i don’t already own similar hardware. How cute is that :slight_smile:

1967

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I just noticed that I’m not getting enough calories from alcohol. I’ll pick up more beer for the afternoon at work. [/quote]

Is this a serious statement? I don’t know whether to laugh or go :0

1968

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.

I’d hit it.[/quote]

he’s pretty hawt.

1969

Hey, I wouldn’t stress it…I’m sure all you have to do is clean up the diet a bit and go on a walk, and the 4.5 would be gone in a day…

*I don’t like you. :<

1970

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.

I’d hit it.

Hmm! Maybe you should invest in one of those 4D battery rotating snatches they were discussing in PM’s log. That might help you to stop lusting after cartoon Jesus and humping your squat rack. Hey it also might help with the stress!

You say that like you believe i don’t already own similar hardware. How cute is that :slight_smile:
[/quote]

Did you build that hardware yourself too!

1971

This convo = +1

1972

Thursday May 21, Garage

10 minutes warm up mobility

A Reverse band bench
w-up
10x45
5x65
bands
5x135
4x145
2x150
2x150
1x155
1x155
3x145

B Reverse lunge
3x6x35/side

C face pulls with mini band
3x12

D BB row
5x95
5x100
5x105

E1 inverted rows
3x10

E2 scapular push ups
3x15

My back felt fine until I picked up the dumb bells for the reverse lunges. It is still hurting in the middle of my back. It felt fine during the day today. We’ll see how it feels tomorrow. I may just do some light front squats.

1973

So this is what my nutrition ends up looking like for the day:

            Grams	        Calories       %-Cals

Calories 1,906
Fat 61.5 551 28%
Carbohydrate 215.3 842 43%
Protein 137.4 548 28%

1974

Have you ever gotten work done by a sports massage therapist? Sometimes I get locked up in my mid back, get worked out for an hour, hurts like a b*tch, and then put 10-20lbs on my lifts again. MFR hurts like hell but works.

1975

[quote]sbmart2 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.

I’d hit it.

Hmm! Maybe you should invest in one of those 4D battery rotating snatches they were discussing in PM’s log. That might help you to stop lusting after cartoon Jesus and humping your squat rack. Hey it also might help with the stress!

You say that like you believe i don’t already own similar hardware. How cute is that :slight_smile:

Did you build that hardware yourself too![/quote]

I absolutely made it out of spare care parts and old tires.

1976

[quote]JoeGood wrote:

You’re tiny!

[/quote]

You can just carry me around in your pocket.

1977

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.

I’d hit it.[/quote]

There’s hope. In one of the first ever ‘strong man’ events, Jesus took first in the ‘Cross Carry’. That’s like 345kg at, what, 155 lbs?

He bulked for awhile, then cut for 40 days, then had that one famous “Last Carb-Load”.

1978

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.

I’d hit it.

There’s hope. In one of the first ever ‘strong man’ events, Jesus took first in the ‘Cross Carry’. That’s like 345kg at, what, 155 lbs?

He bulked for awhile, then cut for 40 days, then had that one famous “Last Carb-Load”.[/quote]

You’re bad. I like you more and more every day.

1979

Well if you think of how tall people were back then, he was probably a buck ten :wink:

1980

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

It’s a virgin birth. Haven’t you heard? Jesus loves me.

I’d hit it.

There’s hope. In one of the first ever ‘strong man’ events, Jesus took first in the ‘Cross Carry’. That’s like 345kg at, what, 155 lbs?

He bulked for awhile, then cut for 40 days, then had that one famous “Last Carb-Load”.[/quote]

The Catholic side of me shakes my head at you and tells you how awful of a person you are for this.

My evil (aka true) side laughs real hard at how funny it is. In that wrong, but oh so funny, sort of way.