[quote]Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
JoeGood wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
JoeGood wrote:
Well after that I noticed your form is much, much better than mine. I must be learning disbaled in regards to deadlifts.
That’s very kind of you but I have a lot of work to do. I’m squatting again tomorrow night. I’m going to do my level best to capture someone really fucking spazzy in the background. That’s my new short term goal.
It could be a contest. Who can get the spazziest guy in the background.
I should warn you though that there is an uber spazzy guy at my gym who is a cross between Apu on the Simpsons and Jack Skelington from A Nightmare before Christmas.
So I have an ace in the hole so to speak.
So to speak indeed.
I’ll do one with Court in the background. We can all mock her, then I’ll hide Maybe I’ll try to get the young couple that stretches in tandem. He’s pretty built and looks like he’s teaching her but when they stretch, they look like a synchronised stretch team. Very odd.
I don’t believe you’ve seen Shadow Boxer dude or Old Guy that puts his back into every movement and it looks like his limbs are going to tear off dude. They’re special.
Shadow Boxer was there Wednesday…not sure if you noticed him.
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I’ll keep my eyes open for them tonight. I was too busy noticing ‘standing in front of me while I DL thinking he might get head guy’.
If you want to see a funny video, check out SteelyD’s log. On the most recent page are two video’s posted. One is titled “Blah, blah, blah”. That one made me laugh to kill myself.
i’ve got you all beat. i have a whole list of them.
in order of silliness-
Mr. Wiggles- he is this really tall guy that will walk up and put 405 on the bench and then proceed to unrack it and move it all of 1 inch. he does the same thing on squats, and overhead press. therefore, his range of motion is just a wiggle.
The smelly Indian duo- this is a pair of Indian (indian with a dot… not a feather) dudes that have body odor that increases in direct proportion to how much they sweat. it’s like a scratch and sniff gone wrong.
The cologne overload dude- This hispanic dude must put his cologne on with a paint sprayer. again… the smell increases in direct porportion to how much he sweats
The tag team bencher and rower duo- this is a pair of guys that get their push/pull training in all at the same time. one will be “benching” while the other one is “rowing” the weight off of him. i can see the rowers arms flexing and his lower back rounding as he pulls with all his might to get that bar off his buddy. then he will give the ol’ classic line - “that was all you buddy”
The “my mom cleans up after me” guy- this is a guy that will go around and load up every machine in the building with 10’s and 5’s, proceed to do one very half hearted set and then move on without taking off the weight. i guess he thinks his mommy will show up and clean up his mess.
The i’m a fucking idiot and should never breed guy- this is the guy that will walk across the gym, grab the one set of bumper plates from off of the deadlift platform to go bench with them… all i can say is WTF??
The homoerotic child molester- this is the guy that paints his toe nails pink and wears Jerusalem Cruisers to the gym and booty shorts. he then proceeds to do some weird leg stretch where he throws his leg up on top of a squat rack and proceeds to stretch next to some random guy next to him. now this may not sound whey ghey but his junk is hanging out right in plain sight of the guy squatting. This is ALL that he does. He will spend about 30 minutes hanging out in the locker room (probably hoping to catch a glimps of some daddy parts) and then 30 minutes stretching near some dude.
the child molester part comes into play when he decides to do his ghey stretching next to the daycare center in the gym.
Ha!
I just have garden variety college kids – so there are guys doing quarter squats with big ol’ weight belts, a guy telling his buddy “It’s not good for you to go all the way down when you bench press,” and lots of folks not bothering to rack the weights. (There’s a tiny old staff lady who cleans up after the slobs; I just want to say, if a 90-pound granny can manage to rack the plates, why can’t you?)
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
7. The homoerotic child molester- this is the guy that paints his toe nails pink and wears Jerusalem Cruisers to the gym and booty shorts. he then proceeds to do some weird leg stretch where he throws his leg up on top of a squat rack and proceeds to stretch next to some random guy next to him. now this may not sound whey ghey but his junk is hanging out right in plain sight of the guy squatting. This is ALL that he does. He will spend about 30 minutes hanging out in the locker room (probably hoping to catch a glimps of some daddy parts) and then 30 minutes stretching near some dude.
the child molester part comes into play when he decides to do his ghey stretching next to the daycare center in the gym.
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I am disturbed on so many levels. I need to go see a shrink to get these visions out of my head.
[quote]Court wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
7. The homoerotic child molester- this is the guy that paints his toe nails pink and wears Jerusalem Cruisers to the gym and booty shorts. he then proceeds to do some weird leg stretch where he throws his leg up on top of a squat rack and proceeds to stretch next to some random guy next to him. now this may not sound whey ghey but his junk is hanging out right in plain sight of the guy squatting. This is ALL that he does. He will spend about 30 minutes hanging out in the locker room (probably hoping to catch a glimps of some daddy parts) and then 30 minutes stretching near some dude.
the child molester part comes into play when he decides to do his ghey stretching next to the daycare center in the gym.
I am disturbed on so many levels. I need to go see a shrink to get these visions out of my head.[/quote]
you only have to read it. i had to actually see the “man berries”. i still wake up screaming sometimes.
[quote]maraudermeat wrote: Court wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
7. The homoerotic child molester- this is the guy that paints his toe nails pink and wears Jerusalem Cruisers to the gym and booty shorts. he then proceeds to do some weird leg stretch where he throws his leg up on top of a squat rack and proceeds to stretch next to some random guy next to him. now this may not sound whey ghey but his junk is hanging out right in plain sight of the guy squatting. This is ALL that he does. He will spend about 30 minutes hanging out in the locker room (probably hoping to catch a glimps of some daddy parts) and then 30 minutes stretching near some dude.
the child molester part comes into play when he decides to do his ghey stretching next to the daycare center in the gym.
I am disturbed on so many levels. I need to go see a shrink to get these visions out of my head.
you only have to read it. i had to actually see the “man berries”. i still wake up screaming sometimes.
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Along these lines, we have the ‘old guys club’ – the old fat guy dudes that hang around in the locker room nekkid having these god awful animated conversations. And they all seem to be ‘close talkers’.
I usually throw my gym bag under a bench in the locker room when I get there. I walk in one day and there’s one of the old dudes with his leg cocked up on the bench, his junk thrust out, and he’s powderin’ the ol’ balls up. Well, all the fallout powder is bouncing off his dingdangles onto my bag! It looked like a freakin’ powdered donut covered with dick powder. Needless to say, I trashed the bag…
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
maraudermeat wrote: Court wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
7. The homoerotic child molester- this is the guy that paints his toe nails pink and wears Jerusalem Cruisers to the gym and booty shorts. he then proceeds to do some weird leg stretch where he throws his leg up on top of a squat rack and proceeds to stretch next to some random guy next to him. now this may not sound whey ghey but his junk is hanging out right in plain sight of the guy squatting. This is ALL that he does. He will spend about 30 minutes hanging out in the locker room (probably hoping to catch a glimps of some daddy parts) and then 30 minutes stretching near some dude.
the child molester part comes into play when he decides to do his ghey stretching next to the daycare center in the gym.
I am disturbed on so many levels. I need to go see a shrink to get these visions out of my head.
you only have to read it. i had to actually see the “man berries”. i still wake up screaming sometimes.
Along these lines, we have the ‘old guys club’ – the old fat guy dudes that hang around in the locker room nekkid having these god awful animated conversations. And they all seem to be ‘close talkers’.
I usually throw my gym bag under a bench in the locker room when I get there. I walk in one day and there’s one of the old dudes with his leg cocked up on the bench, his junk thrust out, and he’s powderin’ the ol’ balls up. Well, all the fallout powder is bouncing off his dingdangles onto my bag! It looked like a freakin’ powdered donut covered with dick powder. Needless to say, I trashed the bag…[/quote]
What is with guys powdering their balls and letting it all hang out in the gym locker room? I’m waiting for the day I walk in to see some chick powdering her twat.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
maraudermeat wrote: Court wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
7. The homoerotic child molester- this is the guy that paints his toe nails pink and wears Jerusalem Cruisers to the gym and booty shorts. he then proceeds to do some weird leg stretch where he throws his leg up on top of a squat rack and proceeds to stretch next to some random guy next to him. now this may not sound whey ghey but his junk is hanging out right in plain sight of the guy squatting. This is ALL that he does. He will spend about 30 minutes hanging out in the locker room (probably hoping to catch a glimps of some daddy parts) and then 30 minutes stretching near some dude.
the child molester part comes into play when he decides to do his ghey stretching next to the daycare center in the gym.
I am disturbed on so many levels. I need to go see a shrink to get these visions out of my head.
you only have to read it. i had to actually see the “man berries”. i still wake up screaming sometimes.
Along these lines, we have the ‘old guys club’ – the old fat guy dudes that hang around in the locker room nekkid having these god awful animated conversations. And they all seem to be ‘close talkers’.
I usually throw my gym bag under a bench in the locker room when I get there. I walk in one day and there’s one of the old dudes with his leg cocked up on the bench, his junk thrust out, and he’s powderin’ the ol’ balls up. Well, all the fallout powder is bouncing off his dingdangles onto my bag! It looked like a freakin’ powdered donut covered with dick powder. Needless to say, I trashed the bag…[/quote]
considering my uncanny ability at drawing a perfect mental image, i threw up a little in my mouth.
i can actually see the baby powder glistening off their old balls and then falling ohh so gracefully onto your awaiting gym bag.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
maraudermeat wrote: Court wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
7. The homoerotic child molester- this is the guy that paints his toe nails pink and wears Jerusalem Cruisers to the gym and booty shorts. he then proceeds to do some weird leg stretch where he throws his leg up on top of a squat rack and proceeds to stretch next to some random guy next to him. now this may not sound whey ghey but his junk is hanging out right in plain sight of the guy squatting. This is ALL that he does. He will spend about 30 minutes hanging out in the locker room (probably hoping to catch a glimps of some daddy parts) and then 30 minutes stretching near some dude.
the child molester part comes into play when he decides to do his ghey stretching next to the daycare center in the gym.
I am disturbed on so many levels. I need to go see a shrink to get these visions out of my head.
you only have to read it. i had to actually see the “man berries”. i still wake up screaming sometimes.
Along these lines, we have the ‘old guys club’ – the old fat guy dudes that hang around in the locker room nekkid having these god awful animated conversations. And they all seem to be ‘close talkers’.
I usually throw my gym bag under a bench in the locker room when I get there. I walk in one day and there’s one of the old dudes with his leg cocked up on the bench, his junk thrust out, and he’s powderin’ the ol’ balls up. Well, all the fallout powder is bouncing off his dingdangles onto my bag! It looked like a freakin’ powdered donut covered with dick powder. Needless to say, I trashed the bag…
What is with guys powdering their balls and letting it all hang out in the gym locker room? I’m waiting for the day I walk in to see some chick powdering her twat.
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[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
maraudermeat wrote: Court wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
7. The homoerotic child molester- this is the guy that paints his toe nails pink and wears Jerusalem Cruisers to the gym and booty shorts. he then proceeds to do some weird leg stretch where he throws his leg up on top of a squat rack and proceeds to stretch next to some random guy next to him. now this may not sound whey ghey but his junk is hanging out right in plain sight of the guy squatting. This is ALL that he does. He will spend about 30 minutes hanging out in the locker room (probably hoping to catch a glimps of some daddy parts) and then 30 minutes stretching near some dude.
the child molester part comes into play when he decides to do his ghey stretching next to the daycare center in the gym.
I am disturbed on so many levels. I need to go see a shrink to get these visions out of my head.
you only have to read it. i had to actually see the “man berries”. i still wake up screaming sometimes.
Along these lines, we have the ‘old guys club’ – the old fat guy dudes that hang around in the locker room nekkid having these god awful animated conversations. And they all seem to be ‘close talkers’.
I usually throw my gym bag under a bench in the locker room when I get there. I walk in one day and there’s one of the old dudes with his leg cocked up on the bench, his junk thrust out, and he’s powderin’ the ol’ balls up. Well, all the fallout powder is bouncing off his dingdangles onto my bag! It looked like a freakin’ powdered donut covered with dick powder. Needless to say, I trashed the bag…
What is with guys powdering their balls and letting it all hang out in the gym locker room? I’m waiting for the day I walk in to see some chick powdering her twat.
again…thanks for the visual.
do chicks powder their twatters??
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You’re quite welcome for the visual. I do what I can
I wouldn’t think many women would apply powder to their stuff. It’d make quite a mess but you never know with some people.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
maraudermeat wrote: Court wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
7. The homoerotic child molester- this is the guy that paints his toe nails pink and wears Jerusalem Cruisers to the gym and booty shorts. he then proceeds to do some weird leg stretch where he throws his leg up on top of a squat rack and proceeds to stretch next to some random guy next to him. now this may not sound whey ghey but his junk is hanging out right in plain sight of the guy squatting. This is ALL that he does. He will spend about 30 minutes hanging out in the locker room (probably hoping to catch a glimps of some daddy parts) and then 30 minutes stretching near some dude.
the child molester part comes into play when he decides to do his ghey stretching next to the daycare center in the gym.
I am disturbed on so many levels. I need to go see a shrink to get these visions out of my head.
you only have to read it. i had to actually see the “man berries”. i still wake up screaming sometimes.
Along these lines, we have the ‘old guys club’ – the old fat guy dudes that hang around in the locker room nekkid having these god awful animated conversations. And they all seem to be ‘close talkers’.
I usually throw my gym bag under a bench in the locker room when I get there. I walk in one day and there’s one of the old dudes with his leg cocked up on the bench, his junk thrust out, and he’s powderin’ the ol’ balls up. Well, all the fallout powder is bouncing off his dingdangles onto my bag! It looked like a freakin’ powdered donut covered with dick powder. Needless to say, I trashed the bag…[/quote]
I wouldn’t think many women would apply powder to their stuff. It’d make quite a mess but you never know with some people.[/quote]
My mother recently sent her daughters and daughters in law an email instructing us to not powder our lady bits for fear of cancer. I responded with a “Wtf? Who the hell does that, it isn’t 1949!”
playing sports in college and a little bit internationally- I have seen some jacked up locker rooms-
communal showers, troughs to pee in … go to the pan am games for weigh ins or even a national level judo
weigh in and you will see some bad stuff
SteelyD’s description of powered donut dingle berried gym bag is hard to unsee- so is a powdered twat…
I wouldn’t think many women would apply powder to their stuff. It’d make quite a mess but you never know with some people.
My mother recently sent her daughters and daughters in law an email instructing us to not powder our lady bits for fear of cancer. I responded with a “Wtf? Who the hell does that, it isn’t 1949!” [/quote]
I have to say, when thinking about powdering my cha cha, cancer isn’t the first thing to come to mind. 1949, the year that crotch spackle was de rigeur.
Just after I did my warm up set at 165, a woman came breezing over. She had a look on her face like she was going to give me tips on my form or something. I got all tense and ready to be irritated. Turns out she said something along the lines of “OMG I can’t believe how much you’re squatting. Look at your butt. It’s so high and round”. I shit you not. She said that. So we made out in the rack. Normally I wouldn’t but really, she said my butt was high and tight.
I hate the guy in the background of my squat video. Well not really, he’s quite nice and we chatted for a bit. However, I’m working with 185 and he’s pumping out reps at 405 without getting winded. Bastard.
B Bench
1x10x45
1x5x65
5x5x75
I kept this light today and just focused on exploding it off my chest. Next time I’ll pause each rep. Before my last meet. I did a lot of volume and I really felt it in my left shoulder.
Just after I did my warm up set at 165, a woman came breezing over. She had a look on her face like she was going to give me tips on my form or something. I got all tense and ready to be irritated. Turns out she said something along the lines of “OMG I can’t believe how much you’re squatting. Look at your butt. It’s so high and round”. I shit you not. She said that. So we made out in the rack. Normally I wouldn’t but really, she said my butt was high and tight.
I hate the guy in the background of my squat video. Well not really, he’s quite nice and we chatted for a bit. However, I’m working with 185 and he’s pumping out reps at 405 without getting winded. Bastard.
B Bench
1x10x45
1x5x65
5x5x75
I kept this light today and just focused on exploding it off my chest. Next time I’ll pause each rep. Before my last meet. I did a lot of volume and I really felt it in my left shoulder.
C Chins
9,8,6,6,5
D1 DB Bench
3x6x35
D2 Head supported DB row
3x6x35
E1 Cable backhand
3x12x20 / side
E2 Zottman curls
3x10x15
See puppet guy. I did the E part of my workout.
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But, but, but … where’s the video? your fans are deeply disappointed. We want to see that high round butt!
This was tonights bench. It wasn’t really speed so much as focusing on exploding off my chest and just greasing the groove. I think I have to be careful with heavier volume on bench.
Maybe I’ll try to get the young couple that stretches in tandem. He’s pretty built and looks like he’s teaching her but when they stretch, they look like a synchronised stretch team. Very odd.