[quote]dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
So Court, I’m trying to find out who is the guy that was deadlifting with straps on Friday night in Niagara. I think someone called him Jay.
I’d like him to sex this chick. I emailed someone who may know but I haven’t heard anything. Maybe I should have couched it in training terminology.
ROFLMAO
Desperate times, my friend.
I could hook you up in a minute here in Montreal. My gym is full of sex starved men, or so you’d think by the comments I overhear.[/quote]
Not really desperate. He is nice looking. Seems normal and intelligent based on my observations and appears to be around my age.
[quote]dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
So Court, I’m trying to find out who is the guy that was deadlifting with straps on Friday night in Niagara. I think someone called him Jay.
I’d like him to sex this chick. I emailed someone who may know but I haven’t heard anything. Maybe I should have couched it in training terminology.
ROFLMAO
Desperate times, my friend.
I could hook you up in a minute here in Montreal. My gym is full of sex starved men, or so you’d think by the comments I overhear.[/quote]
That’s hilarious. Would you like me to find out for you? If he’s not going to be at the meet I’m sure I could get Matt to convince him to go. We could always drive Diana back so you could have a post-meet quickie
[quote]Court wrote:
dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
So Court, I’m trying to find out who is the guy that was deadlifting with straps on Friday night in Niagara. I think someone called him Jay.
I’d like him to sex this chick. I emailed someone who may know but I haven’t heard anything. Maybe I should have couched it in training terminology.
ROFLMAO
Desperate times, my friend.
I could hook you up in a minute here in Montreal. My gym is full of sex starved men, or so you’d think by the comments I overhear.
That’s hilarious. Would you like me to find out for you? If he’s not going to be at the meet I’m sure I could get Matt to convince him to go. We could always drive Diana back so you could have a post-meet quickie ;)[/quote]
I don’t think he’s part of the Niagara club. I think he just works out at the Y. I think I saw him the first time I was there. For whatever reason, I like the look of him. Matt never responded to my email. Maybe he’s protecting him.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
So Court, I’m trying to find out who is the guy that was deadlifting with straps on Friday night in Niagara. I think someone called him Jay.
I’d like him to sex this chick. I emailed someone who may know but I haven’t heard anything. Maybe I should have couched it in training terminology.
ROFLMAO
Desperate times, my friend.
I could hook you up in a minute here in Montreal. My gym is full of sex starved men, or so you’d think by the comments I overhear.
Not really desperate. He is nice looking. Seems normal and intelligent based on my observations and appears to be around my age.[/quote]
Well, normal and intelligent are hard to come by, I’ll give ya that.
Leave it up to Court, she’ll find a way to hook you 2 up.
[quote]dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
So Court, I’m trying to find out who is the guy that was deadlifting with straps on Friday night in Niagara. I think someone called him Jay.
I’d like him to sex this chick. I emailed someone who may know but I haven’t heard anything. Maybe I should have couched it in training terminology.
ROFLMAO
Desperate times, my friend.
I could hook you up in a minute here in Montreal. My gym is full of sex starved men, or so you’d think by the comments I overhear.
Not really desperate. He is nice looking. Seems normal and intelligent based on my observations and appears to be around my age.
Well, normal and intelligent are hard to come by, I’ll give ya that.
Leave it up to Court, she’ll find a way to hook you 2 up.[/quote]
I agree. Leave it to Court. She’s a fucking gem and knows all. If you want it, it will come.
[quote]Court wrote:
dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
So Court, I’m trying to find out who is the guy that was deadlifting with straps on Friday night in Niagara. I think someone called him Jay.
I’d like him to sex this chick. I emailed someone who may know but I haven’t heard anything. Maybe I should have couched it in training terminology.
ROFLMAO
Desperate times, my friend.
I could hook you up in a minute here in Montreal. My gym is full of sex starved men, or so you’d think by the comments I overhear.
Not really desperate. He is nice looking. Seems normal and intelligent based on my observations and appears to be around my age.
Well, normal and intelligent are hard to come by, I’ll give ya that.
Leave it up to Court, she’ll find a way to hook you 2 up.
I agree. Leave it to Court. She’s a fucking gem and knows all. If you want it, it will come.[/quote]
You are like the Great and Wise Oz for the new millenium.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
So Court, I’m trying to find out who is the guy that was deadlifting with straps on Friday night in Niagara. I think someone called him Jay.
I’d like him to sex this chick. I emailed someone who may know but I haven’t heard anything. Maybe I should have couched it in training terminology.[/quote]
If ya want, I know some very angry Polish guys who live nearish to you. A case of beer and some minnows might be sufficient to take care of your problem.
If ya want, I know some very angry Polish guys who live nearish to you. A case of beer and some minnows might be sufficient to take care of your problem.[/quote]
If I had a dime for every guy who would sex me for some minnows, I’d have, well, a dime.
If ya want, I know some very angry Polish guys who live nearish to you. A case of beer and some minnows might be sufficient to take care of your problem.
If I had a dime for every guy who would sex me for some minnows, I’d have, well, a dime.[/quote]
Whoa, slow down there, Missus. What kind of minnows? How long will they stay alive on a hook? Are they lively? How many minnows? Does a minnow bucket come with them? You know, the type with holes in the side to keep the minnows aerated. How big are these minnows? Is the size uniform or does it vary a bit?
In some cultures such a transaction is not only normal but would be looked upon favorably by the recipient’s family. Granted, that’s not to my knowledge a Canadian custom but one of the many cultures represented by Canada’s thriving immigrant population might have brought that sort of bartering to this side of whichever ocean they crossed.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day . . . teach a man to fish, with minnows, feed him for a lifetime!! Put into that perspective it’s a pretty sizeable offering.
That’s a valuable commodity you’re carrying around there . . . well . . . when you’re not peeing all over your socks while vomiting, so don’t just part with it for any old sack of minnows!!
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day . . . teach a man to fish, with minnows, feed him for a lifetime!! Put into that perspective it’s a pretty sizeable offering.
That’s a valuable commodity you’re carrying around there . . . well . . . when you’re not peeing all over your socks while vomiting, so don’t just part with it for any old sack of minnows!!
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Are you looking for some minnows and a case of beer? Since it’s Canadian beer a 6 pack should do the trick.
I don’t think we need to bring my urine soaked socks into the equation unless you think that will help
[quote]Are you looking for some minnows and a case of beer? Since it’s Canadian beer a 6 pack should do the trick.
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I’ve not had a good Quidi Vidi in a long, long time . . .
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I don’t think we need to bring my urine soaked socks into the equation unless you think that will help :)[/quote]
Uh . . . No, thank you. I hope you threw those out in the yard. Once the snow melts that cat in your overhead squat video will probably bring them in the house where they’ll clear everyones’ sinuses. Kinda a microcosm of the political process: piss everywhere, throw out the evidence, then blame it on the cat when the snow thaws and things start stinking!!
[quote]WxHerk wrote:
Are you looking for some minnows and a case of beer? Since it’s Canadian beer a 6 pack should do the trick.
I’ve not had a good Quidi Vidi in a long, long time . . .
I don’t think we need to bring my urine soaked socks into the equation unless you think that will help
Uh . . . No, thank you. I hope you threw those out in the yard. Once the snow melts that cat in your overhead squat video will probably bring them in the house where they’ll clear everyones’ sinuses. Kinda a microcosm of the political process: piss everywhere, throw out the evidence, then blame it on the cat when the snow thaws and things start stinking!!
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You have a gift for analogies. However, in Canada we have these crazy washing machine things. It isn’t like I have to take the pee socks out to the back pond and wash them with the alligators. Although, that would lend a certain ‘Fear Factor’ element to laundry that is currently missing for me.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
…in Canada we have these crazy washing machine things.
[/quote]I’ve heard tell of those contraptions from adventurous friends of mine who’ve journeyed “up north” as far as Kentucky and, in one particularly brave soul, Southern (if there is such a thing)Ohio.
Were my eyes to behold such a wonder I’ve no doubt I’d be much like the Indian in the painting. You know, the one in which he’s on his horse overlooking the valley where the crews are laying railroad track and he is seeing the “Iron Horse” for the first time. It would be a life altering experience on the level of Timothy Leary’s first acid drop.
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It isn’t like I have to take the pee socks out to the back pond and wash them with the alligators. Although, that would lend a certain ‘Fear Factor’ element to laundry that is currently missing for me.[/quote]It’s not that bad. Using the “reality” show analogy, alligators are usually quite timid creatures and rarely bother humans. The ones in my backyard (really, I’m not kidding) do one of two things. The little ones, 6’ and shorter, ignore me ‘til I’m within about 8’ of them. The larger ones disappear as soon as they see me. I don’t bother them, they don’t bother me. NOW, if I were to wash “piss socks” in their abode they might take it as I would were one of them to open my door, come inside, and urinate. Though I am quite certain none of them would be scrambling for a digital camera to film the blessed event . . . . .
[quote]WxHerk wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
…in Canada we have these crazy washing machine things.
I’ve heard tell of those contraptions from adventurous friends of mine who’ve journeyed “up north” as far as Kentucky and, in one particularly brave soul, Southern (if there is such a thing)Ohio.
Were my eyes to behold such a wonder I’ve no doubt I’d be much like the Indian in the painting. You know, the one in which he’s on his horse overlooking the valley where the crews are laying railroad track and he is seeing the “Iron Horse” for the first time. It would be a life altering experience on the level of Timothy Leary’s first acid drop.
It isn’t like I have to take the pee socks out to the back pond and wash them with the alligators. Although, that would lend a certain ‘Fear Factor’ element to laundry that is currently missing for me.It’s not that bad. Using the “reality” show analogy, alligators are usually quite timid creatures and rarely bother humans. The ones in my backyard (really, I’m not kidding) do one of two things. The little ones, 6’ and shorter, ignore me ‘til I’m within about 8’ of them. The larger ones disappear as soon as they see me. I don’t bother them, they don’t bother me. NOW, if I were to wash “piss socks” in their abode they might take it as I would were one of them to open my door, come inside, and urinate. Though I am quite certain none of them would be scrambling for a digital camera to film the blessed event . . . . .
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I have, are you ready for this, two washing machines. Yeah I know. That’s some crazy shit.
So are you saying then, that you rarely if ever go out to your pond and wrestle with the alligators? I’m a bit disappointed. That would make for some excellent GPP type of stuff. You know, just throw on a loin cloth and have at her. I know you secretly want to wear one. I for one, would whip out the digital camera for that.
I was talking to my brother last night who has recently returned from several weeks in Kenya where he and his wife spent their vacation helping to build a water system at a children’s school.
This is the second time they have done this in the last couple of years. I thought I’d post a couple of the pictures because 1.) They are lovely pictures and 2.) I’m very proud of both of them that they are such cool people.
This picture is my brother helping to build the septic system.
