a new girl starting working with me today at my job. so naturally i’m walking around being a huge mofo, accidentally knocking stuff off shelves with my boulder sized delts, and generally scaring away the coustomers.
anyways, she brings up the topic of the guy she’s dating right now. says he’s a “bodybuilder”, and that he bench presses 600lbs. he’s 28 or 29, first name ‘anthony’. supposedly a pretty tall guy to, like 6’2. lives in the south fla area.
now, i should of heard of this guy right? are 600lb benchpresses a common thing among bb’ers? or is she totally bs’ing out of her ass?
Boulder sized delts haha, wait…that was a joke right?
I know of a few BB’ers who have benched 600 and no, you would not know them. One of my boys benches in the 600’s and before he took the MD state open, no one had heard of him
But yeah she could be full of shit. Maybe she just wanted you to leave her be and made up some bs.
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[quote]Liquid447 wrote:
a new girl starting working with me today at my job. so naturally i’m walking around being a huge mofo, accidentally knocking stuff off shelves with my boulder sized delts, and generally scaring away the coustomers.
anyways, she brings up the topic of the guy she’s dating right now. says he’s a “bodybuilder”, and that he bench presses 600lbs. he’s 28 or 29, first name ‘anthony’. supposedly a pretty tall guy to, like 6’2. lives in the south fla area.
now, i should of heard of this guy right? are 600lb benchpresses a common thing among bb’ers? or is she totally bs’ing out of her ass?[/quote]
[quote]Liquid447 wrote:
a new girl starting working with me today at my job. so naturally i’m walking around being a huge mofo, accidentally knocking stuff off shelves with my boulder sized delts, and generally scaring away the coustomers.
anyways, she brings up the topic of the guy she’s dating right now. says he’s a “bodybuilder”, and that he bench presses 600lbs. he’s 28 or 29, first name ‘anthony’. supposedly a pretty tall guy to, like 6’2. lives in the south fla area.
now, i should of heard of this guy right? are 600lb benchpresses a common thing among bb’ers? or is she totally bs’ing out of her ass?[/quote]
Possible but highly unlikely. Less than 25 people have ever bench press 600 or more pounds without a bench shirt in a powerlifting competition.
600+ lbs benches (without a bench shirt) are VERY rare.
[quote]PF_88 wrote:
djrobins wrote:
600LB bench, with or without shirt makes abig difference.
Just curious, how much a difference do those shirts make?[/quote]
Those shirts do not help at all. To imply that they artificially inflate a user’s poundages would be ridiculous. They serve merely to reassure the user that his arms won’t be torn from his sockets.
It’s sort of like a woobie or binky for small toddlers. They don’t need them, but they do provide some degree of comfort.
[quote]Liquid447 wrote:
now, i should of heard of this guy right? are 600lb benchpresses a common thing among bb’ers? or is she totally bs’ing out of her ass?[/quote]
I doesn’t matter. Just keep re-assuring her that you are a smart and powerfull lover, and eventualy she will fall for you.
And start calling her “my concubine”. Chicks dig cool knick-names.
[quote]danger-kelly wrote:
PF_88 wrote:
djrobins wrote:
600LB bench, with or without shirt makes abig difference.
Just curious, how much a difference do those shirts make?
Those shirts do not help at all. To imply that they artificially inflate a user’s poundages would be ridiculous. They serve merely to reassure the user that his arms won’t be torn from his sockets.
It’s sort of like a woobie or binky for small toddlers. They don’t need them, but they do provide some degree of comfort.[/quote]
[quote]danger-kelly wrote:
Those shirts do not help at all. To imply that they artificially inflate a user’s poundages would be ridiculous. They serve merely to reassure the user that his arms won’t be torn from his sockets.
It’s sort of like a woobie or binky for small toddlers. They don’t need them, but they do provide some degree of comfort.[/quote]
I assume this post is sarcastic in nature, correct?
[quote]danger-kelly wrote:
Those shirts do not help at all. To imply that they artificially inflate a user’s poundages would be ridiculous. They serve merely to reassure the user that his arms won’t be torn from his sockets.
It’s sort of like a woobie or binky for small toddlers. They don’t need them, but they do provide some degree of comfort.[/quote]
Who cares how much he can bench? how many one legged bosu ball squat to cable pulls can he do?
(she is almost certainly exaggerating his numbers, what his gf says he can do is like his “internet poundage”, i.e. bullshit, she probably hasn’t exaggerated that much though so he probably is a big strong mofo).
[quote]Tim Henriques wrote:
danger-kelly wrote:
Those shirts do not help at all. To imply that they artificially inflate a user’s poundages would be ridiculous. They serve merely to reassure the user that his arms won’t be torn from his sockets.
It’s sort of like a woobie or binky for small toddlers. They don’t need them, but they do provide some degree of comfort.
I assume this post is sarcastic in nature, correct?[/quote]
