[quote]Oleena wrote:
What about the dude with the thin shorts that springs a boner? I saw this happen to a guy doing pullups on the squat rack next to me and just about died. I think the poor guy saw me and my training partner snickering, because he pulled up his legs after a couple. But seriously, what’s up with the ultra-thin pants in a situation where spontaneous erections are so possible?[/quote]
Maybe women should realize that erections are almost always “spontaneous”. Hell, if we could plan them days ahead of time, you’d never catch us.
Guys get erections if the wind changes directions. I think it is actually more silly that getting an erection is supposedly so funny.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
What about the dude with the thin shorts that springs a boner? I saw this happen to a guy doing pullups on the squat rack next to me and just about died. I think the poor guy saw me and my training partner snickering, because he pulled up his legs after a couple. But seriously, what’s up with the ultra-thin pants in a situation where spontaneous erections are so possible?[/quote]
[quote]Oleena wrote:
What about the dude with the thin shorts that springs a boner? I saw this happen to a guy doing pullups on the squat rack next to me and just about died. I think the poor guy saw me and my training partner snickering, because he pulled up his legs after a couple. But seriously, what’s up with the ultra-thin pants in a situation where spontaneous erections are so possible?[/quote]
Maybe women should realize that erections are almost always “spontaneous”. Hell, if we could plan them days ahead of time, you’d never catch us.
Guys get erections if the wind changes directions. I think it is actually more silly that getting an erection is supposedly so funny.
You all aren’t laughing while swallowing.[/quote]
Shorts pop-tents are funny. No amount of reasoning is going to make me grow up and realize it’s a normal human function which I should see no humor in. I’m sorry, that’s just the way it is.
[quote]merrysailor wrote:
since it’s inevitable for most men, why in the world wear tight short shorts… hmmmm?[/quote]
Unless real small, it doesn’t matter what you wear…but tight shorts on dudes are hilarious no matter what.
I’m just pointing out that we live in a country that seems to still find it taboo to even acknowledge morning wood. Guys have dicks. I don’t personally see that as shameful just because you see it sometimes.
I found “leaky satan” today… GROSS! ok, sweating is fine but gosh if you’re dripping everywhere, clean it up! I had a very big urge to just spray him down in sanitizer
[quote]Oleena wrote:
What about the dude with the thin shorts that springs a boner? I saw this happen to a guy doing pullups on the squat rack next to me and just about died. I think the poor guy saw me and my training partner snickering, because he pulled up his legs after a couple. But seriously, what’s up with the ultra-thin pants in a situation where spontaneous erections are so possible?[/quote]
You call it funny. I call it a mobile plate holder.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
The confused guy … walks in … looks around dumbfounded … walks out … comes back 15 minutes later … walks around … stands there … does something … stares … leaves … da fuck! lol[/quote]
Hahaha!1
There’s a guy just like that at one of my gyms. The only difference is after walking out and coming back 15 mins or so later, he jumps on the bike or Elliptical for 5 mins and then walks around again, stands there, clueless and then leaves.
One of these days, I’m going to ask him if he needs some help, haha.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
What about the dude with the thin shorts that springs a boner? I saw this happen to a guy doing pullups on the squat rack next to me and just about died. I think the poor guy saw me and my training partner snickering, because he pulled up his legs after a couple. But seriously, what’s up with the ultra-thin pants in a situation where spontaneous erections are so possible?[/quote]
I’d usually stare at the boner as I stretch between sets. And at the same time, I bite my lips, wondering what it’d be like to suck and lick a nice big lollipop…
Sometimes, I’d smile at the thought of how naughty I am for staring at some hard cock under thin, often tight shorts.
[quote]awesomeguy1234 wrote:
i cant really comment, im the arrogant douche at my gym, every person ive met outside of the gym has told me that they thought i was a huge asshole and that i walk around like i own the place. [/quote]
Ownership hasn’t offered to pay you to leave? That can’t be good for business.[/quote]
haha no, not yet, but most of the staff there like me except for a few trainers. im not really like that, i just look like an asshole.
[quote]Grimlorn wrote:
Is it ok to stare and smile when you see a guy on the squat rack curling and grunting/moaning like a guy getting fucked in the ass?[/quote]
Are you guy in the squat rack or the guy doing the smiling? Or are you smiling at yourself in the mirror while curling in the squat rack? [/quote]
I’m the guy smiling at the guy curling in the squat rack.
But I do like to stare at myself in the mirror after a workout. I’m so pretty.
[quote]Grimlorn wrote:
Is it ok to stare and smile when you see a guy on the squat rack curling and grunting/moaning like a guy getting fucked in the ass?[/quote]
Are you guy in the squat rack or the guy doing the smiling? Or are you smiling at yourself in the mirror while curling in the squat rack? [/quote]
I’m the guy smiling at the guy curling in the squat rack.
But I do like to stare at myself in the mirror after a workout. I’m so pretty.[/quote]
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
The confused guy … walks in … looks around dumbfounded … walks out … comes back 15 minutes later … walks around … stands there … does something … stares … leaves … da fuck! lol[/quote]
Hahaha!1
There’s a guy just like that at one of my gyms. The only difference is after walking out and coming back 15 mins or so later, he jumps on the bike or Elliptical for 5 mins and then walks around again, stands there, clueless and then leaves.
One of these days, I’m going to ask him if he needs some help, haha.
[/quote]
Maybe he’s only dared to dream that you would one day approach and offer assistance. Maybe that is the only reason he comes to the gym anymore; to dream.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
The confused guy … walks in … looks around dumbfounded … walks out … comes back 15 minutes later … walks around … stands there … does something … stares … leaves … da fuck! lol[/quote]
Hahaha!1
There’s a guy just like that at one of my gyms. The only difference is after walking out and coming back 15 mins or so later, he jumps on the bike or Elliptical for 5 mins and then walks around again, stands there, clueless and then leaves.
One of these days, I’m going to ask him if he needs some help, haha.
[/quote]
Maybe he’s only dared to dream that you would one day approach and offer assistance. Maybe that is the only reason he comes to the gym anymore; to dream. [/quote]
