i cant really comment, im the arrogant douche at my gym, every person ive met outside of the gym has told me that they thought i was a huge asshole and that i walk around like i own the place.
[quote]awesomeguy1234 wrote:
i cant really comment, im the arrogant douche at my gym, every person ive met outside of the gym has told me that they thought i was a huge asshole and that i walk around like i own the place. [/quote]
Ownership hasn’t offered to pay you to leave? That can’t be good for business.
[quote]KrohDaddi wrote:
‘unsolicited advice’
that one cuts both ways though
watch someone run straight at a brick wall and let them hurt themselves in a way you foresee?
“why didn’t someone tell me?”
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I thought the description of setting these guys on fire was the best part of the article! LMAO!!
What about Mr.Sing-a-long, the guy who wears his headphones at the gym and sings along randomly to whatever he’s listening to. And he has his volume up so loud that he can’t hear himself. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in the middle of a set and Mr.Sing-a-long randomly yells out something and scares the shit outta me…
^lol, i do that all the time
“SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER”
slams deadlift
“WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE”
slams deadlift
“BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN”
slams deadlift
“IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL”
slams deadlift
^no… no… not even that much. Just like “YEAH!” or “WHAT!?” and usually he isn’t doing anything besides strutting around
The confused guy … walks in … looks around dumbfounded … walks out … comes back 15 minutes later … walks around … stands there … does something … stares … leaves … da fuck! lol
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Apparently there is no such thing as a “normal” person at the gym according to that article. Wheres the “Shut up and Lift weights and get the fuck out of there and not talk to anybody” guy?[/quote]
He found a real gym[/quote]
This is the correct answer.
[quote]merrysailor wrote:
What about Mr.Sing-a-long, the guy who wears his headphones at the gym and sings along randomly to whatever he’s listening to. And he has his volume up so loud that he can’t hear himself. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in the middle of a set and Mr.Sing-a-long randomly yells out something and scares the shit outta me… [/quote]
This is bad? Sorry.
Seriously, I typically listen to news podcasts from home. I get all pissed off and start talking back to the newscaster without realizing it. Buddy I was squatting with had to ask me to stop cussing at him in Yiddish.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]merrysailor wrote:
What about Mr.Sing-a-long, the guy who wears his headphones at the gym and sings along randomly to whatever he’s listening to. And he has his volume up so loud that he can’t hear himself. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in the middle of a set and Mr.Sing-a-long randomly yells out something and scares the shit outta me… [/quote]
This is bad? Sorry.
Seriously, I typically listen to news podcasts from home. I get all pissed off and start talking back to the newscaster without realizing it. Buddy I was squatting with had to ask me to stop cussing at him in Yiddish. [/quote]
Wait? You listen to news podcasts when you squat?
[quote]merrysailor wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]merrysailor wrote:
What about Mr.Sing-a-long, the guy who wears his headphones at the gym and sings along randomly to whatever he’s listening to. And he has his volume up so loud that he can’t hear himself. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in the middle of a set and Mr.Sing-a-long randomly yells out something and scares the shit outta me… [/quote]
This is bad? Sorry.
Seriously, I typically listen to news podcasts from home. I get all pissed off and start talking back to the newscaster without realizing it. Buddy I was squatting with had to ask me to stop cussing at him in Yiddish. [/quote]
Wait? You listen to news podcasts when you squat?[/quote]
Some people need to be angry to PR.
[quote]merrysailor wrote:
Wait? You listen to news podcasts when you squat?[/quote]
Yes, I’ve just gotten kind of sick of music. Or rather, I am tired of the songs I know and not motivated to go find new music.
So I listen to a kind of an entertainment/news broadcast, yes.
It pisses me off, which is good for squatting.
And, I get to hear about home, which I miss.
I may have to try this. seriously.
[quote]Adzo wrote:
They forgot the Reflectomorph. The painfully skinny guy who finishes his set of squat rack curls then stands between you and the mirror to inspect his abs. He then squeezes out 3 chins, resumes his position in front of the mirror to check if his abs are still there. Rinse, repeat.[/quote]
Reflectomorph hahah! I love it.
[quote]merrysailor wrote:
I may have to try this. seriously.[/quote]
The key is to be able to also tune it out, as it can be distracting.
But, yes, it works very well.
It’s works even better for steady-state-cardio, if you do that sort of thing. Very distracting to the point you don’t get bored. The more outrageous the better. If you are a liberal, listen to Rush Limbaugh. If you are a conservative, listen to the BBC.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]merrysailor wrote:
I may have to try this. seriously.[/quote]
The key is to be able to also tune it out, as it can be distracting.
But, yes, it works very well.
It’s works even better for steady-state-cardio, if you do that sort of thing. Very distracting to the point you don’t get bored. The more outrageous the better. If you are a liberal, listen to Rush Limbaugh. If you are a conservative, listen to the BBC.[/quote]
This could cause a stroke or MI Bacca, I would advice this to be age restricted. 
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Leaky Satan right here.[/quote]
Learn to wipe, please.
[quote]overstand wrote:
[quote]Adzo wrote:
They forgot the Reflectomorph. The painfully skinny guy who finishes his set of squat rack curls then stands between you and the mirror to inspect his abs. He then squeezes out 3 chins, resumes his position in front of the mirror to check if his abs are still there. Rinse, repeat.[/quote]
Reflectomorph hahah! I love it.[/quote]
x2 Well done, haha!
[quote]merrysailor wrote:
I may have to try this. seriously.[/quote]
I’m trying to prevent it, but can’t help drooling seriously over avi…
What about the dude with the thin shorts that springs a boner? I saw this happen to a guy doing pullups on the squat rack next to me and just about died. I think the poor guy saw me and my training partner snickering, because he pulled up his legs after a couple. But seriously, what’s up with the ultra-thin pants in a situation where spontaneous erections are so possible?