[quote]Oleena wrote:
What about the dude with the thin shorts that springs a boner? I saw this happen to a guy doing pullups on the squat rack next to me and just about died. I think the poor guy saw me and my training partner snickering, because he pulled up his legs after a couple. But seriously, what’s up with the ultra-thin pants in a situation where spontaneous erections are so possible?[/quote]
I’d usually stare at the boner as I stretch between sets. And at the same time, I bite my lips, wondering what it’d be like to suck and lick a nice big lollipop…
Sometimes, I’d smile at the thought of how naughty I am for staring at some hard cock under thin, often tight shorts.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
The confused guy … walks in … looks around dumbfounded … walks out … comes back 15 minutes later … walks around … stands there … does something … stares … leaves … da fuck! lol[/quote]
Hahaha!1
There’s a guy just like that at one of my gyms. The only difference is after walking out and coming back 15 mins or so later, he jumps on the bike or Elliptical for 5 mins and then walks around again, stands there, clueless and then leaves.
One of these days, I’m going to ask him if he needs some help, haha.
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Maybe he’s only dared to dream that you would one day approach and offer assistance. Maybe that is the only reason he comes to the gym anymore; to dream. [/quote]
Haha
[quote]merrysailor wrote:
since it’s inevitable for most men, why in the world wear tight short shorts… hmmmm?[/quote]
Unless real small, it doesn’t matter what you wear…but tight shorts on dudes are hilarious no matter what.
I’m just pointing out that we live in a country that seems to still find it taboo to even acknowledge morning wood. Guys have dicks. I don’t personally see that as shameful just because you see it sometimes.[/quote]
How about the guy at my gym who wears white spandex pants that are so see through that you can see his thong and then tucks his CD player into the spandex pants. They’re not biker shorts. They’re literally spandex.
Oh dont forget about the Branch Warren video watcher
this person comes in after watching a Branch Warren video, screams Lightweight Motherf*cker every set and purposely uses dangerous form, walks like a retarded gorilla and in most cases is under 200lbs
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
The three old guys who wear 1970s/80s clothes who work out in a pack, are fat and out of shape, and are loud.
Clearly been doing the same crappy workout for 30 years.[/quote]
i have a group of these in my gym except theyre actually big and strong and nice guys lol[/quote]
That’s way more cool than “jerk”.
LOL.
I am really impressed with the ones who are in their 50’s and still walking around in better shape then most of the college students.[/quote]
yeah theres one guy in particular hes around 230lbs, great arm genetics, really small and full bellies and has 20 inch arms and is not fat at all either, another guy whos a bit older and around 190 all year round, can bench 365 and always always has a 6 pack
There’s this kid at my gym that really got on my nerves: He fucking steals people’s disks and dumbbells without asking if they’re using it!! I’ve seen him do it several times and people get pissed off but never said anything to him. I thought it was funny.
But yesterday I was doing DB curls, I finished, sat down and put the things right next to my feet to pick them up. Then all of a sudden, this kid walks by me, crouches down and grabs my DB’s. I tell him “Dude, I’m using them” a couple of times, but he couldn’t hear me cause he had his earphones on. That shit ain’t funny when it happens to you
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
The confused guy … walks in … looks around dumbfounded … walks out … comes back 15 minutes later … walks around … stands there … does something … stares … leaves … da fuck! lol[/quote]
Hahaha!1
There’s a guy just like that at one of my gyms. The only difference is after walking out and coming back 15 mins or so later, he jumps on the bike or Elliptical for 5 mins and then walks around again, stands there, clueless and then leaves.
One of these days, I’m going to ask him if he needs some help, haha.
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Maybe he’s only dared to dream that you would one day approach and offer assistance. Maybe that is the only reason he comes to the gym anymore; to dream. [/quote]
