46 Male and Have No Friends

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
my one and onlyest friend in the whole world.

how sad is that?[/quote]

That is some serious lulz. She is a damn rescue! Bottom of the scrap pile is where I found her. Best dog I ever owned.[/quote]

no one got that you are my one and only friend, Print. not the dog.

(hugz)

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
my one and onlyest friend in the whole world.

how sad is that?[/quote]

That is some serious lulz. She is a damn rescue! Bottom of the scrap pile is where I found her. Best dog I ever owned.[/quote]

no one got that you are my one and only friend, Print. not the dog.

(hugz)
[/quote]

That’s why they have no friends. They are all selfish & self-centered.

(embrace)

[quote]caveman101 wrote:
my dad is 50+ (ancient)…[/quote]

Careful pup.

[quote]sufiandy wrote:
Looks like I am not that weird here after all. I also don’t have any friends to hang out with. I get all of my social interaction from work/gym/misc. Best friend is the wife and I don’t feel the need to socialize anymore than that. I pretty much get along with everyone and get invited to things but usually turn them down, I do find most people annoying after a while which is probably why I avoid friendships.[/quote]

Oh God. x2

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
my one and onlyest friend in the whole world.

[/quote]

Liar!

I thought we were buds?!?!?[/quote]

were you there when my Pop had a stroke?
were you there when my Mom fell down and couldn’t get up?
were you there when I was close to splitting with Mrs Edgy?
were you there when I installed my backyard pavers?
were you there to help me cheer the Raiders in a losing season?
Did you call me on my birthday?
do you send me emails throughout the day of nekkid wimmenz in hot poses?

Although I consider you an eternal positive force in my life, Chushie - Unfortunately you are limited to acquaintance status.

sad, but tru~[/quote]

Crushed. :frowning:

And I woulda if I coulda.[/quote]

if only I could believe that.

Jumping in late but I think it is absolutely normal once you are married to not have a bunch of hang-out friends. I have 4 friends I grew up with from grade school. We stayed really close through college. Now I see all but one sparingly. And like someone else said the one I stayed close with would bury the body and bring the shovel if I called.

Sounds corny but my wife is my friend. I married her because we have many things in common. Once kids come in the picture, you change your life to include them.

To me that’s just how life flows. No complaints.

Wow where are all the unhappy pissed off ready to divorce married men? Seems we have a bunch of really happy married men so far?

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Wow where are all the unhappy pissed off ready to divorce married men? Seems we have a bunch of really happy married men so far? [/quote]

You have a point…4 guys does represent America pretty well.

LOL

For the record, I doubt most men who end up getting a divorce are literally walking around claiming they are “about to”. The implications of discussing that before any action towards it would be devastating.

I am also betting that there is tons of shit married men let slide because of the hassles of a divorce.

I would try my best to make it work too if the alternative was me losing every fucking thing.

LOL

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Wow where are all the unhappy pissed off ready to divorce married men? Seems we have a bunch of really happy married men so far? [/quote]

You have a point…4 guys does represent America pretty well.

LOL

For the record, I doubt most men who end up getting a divorce are literally walking around claiming they are “about to”. The implications of discussing that before any action towards it would be devastating.

I am also betting that there is tons of shit married men let slide because of the hassles of a divorce.

I would try my best to make it work too if the alternative was me losing every fucking thing.

LOL[/quote]

ahahahahaahahahaha sorry X I was trolling.

:slight_smile: You know what I dreamed about with when I was married to my X. I dreamed I won the lottery and gave the bitch half just so I could be free. I used to play it back then twice a week just for that reason.

You know why Divorce is so expensive?

Because it’s worth it…

I walked away from everything except my truck, a bed and the bedroom tv and was way better off for it. All that stuff got replaced, including the wife, with better! To be honest though we married very young and were not very compatible. My second wife and I enjoy more common interests, goals, and just life a whole lot more.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL like divorces or “near divorces” are so strange today.[/quote]

No, but IH, Joe and I are happily married and actually enjoy hanging with our wife. So we find it weird, I know we are the exception now and not the rule. So our question is more of “How does that happen” type of curious. [/quote]

Yeah, but you’ve had divorces too.

It’s too common today to act as if this is so strange.

I find it more strange he is staying with her…but then…maybe he doesn’t want to lose all his shit.[/quote]

True I guess strange is not how I was looking at that part, more curious.

I have two guys that I could call to bury a body or would be beside me in jail. I have a lot of other friends that I have made that are pretty close. And I am an asshole in general who would rather stay at the house and play on my PS3.

I find it strange he has not made any “real” bonds with anyone in his life, that is strange. [/quote]

If we lived anywhere within driving distance of each other I know what you and IH would be doing. JLo and I would have to go out drinking and “commiserate” about our husbands wanting to stay home and play video games.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL like divorces or “near divorces” are so strange today.[/quote]

No, but IH, Joe and I are happily married and actually enjoy hanging with our wife. So we find it weird, I know we are the exception now and not the rule. So our question is more of “How does that happen” type of curious. [/quote]

Yeah, but you’ve had divorces too.

It’s too common today to act as if this is so strange.

I find it more strange he is staying with her…but then…maybe he doesn’t want to lose all his shit.[/quote]

True I guess strange is not how I was looking at that part, more curious.

I have two guys that I could call to bury a body or would be beside me in jail. I have a lot of other friends that I have made that are pretty close. And I am an asshole in general who would rather stay at the house and play on my PS3.

I find it strange he has not made any “real” bonds with anyone in his life, that is strange. [/quote]

If we lived anywhere within driving distance of each other I know what you and IH would be doing. JLo and I would have to go out drinking and “commiserate” about our husbands wanting to stay home and play video games.[/quote]

Lol yes she likes to shop for shoes.

I am fixing to go turn on the PSN and start “Killing things” as she likes to call it. :slight_smile:

Someday Greeny we all will meet, its fate.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL like divorces or “near divorces” are so strange today.[/quote]

No, but IH, Joe and I are happily married and actually enjoy hanging with our wife. So we find it weird, I know we are the exception now and not the rule. So our question is more of “How does that happen” type of curious. [/quote]

Yeah, but you’ve had divorces too.

It’s too common today to act as if this is so strange.

I find it more strange he is staying with her…but then…maybe he doesn’t want to lose all his shit.[/quote]

True I guess strange is not how I was looking at that part, more curious.

I have two guys that I could call to bury a body or would be beside me in jail. I have a lot of other friends that I have made that are pretty close. And I am an asshole in general who would rather stay at the house and play on my PS3.

I find it strange he has not made any “real” bonds with anyone in his life, that is strange. [/quote]

If we lived anywhere within driving distance of each other I know what you and IH would be doing. JLo and I would have to go out drinking and “commiserate” about our husbands wanting to stay home and play video games.[/quote]

Lol yes she likes to shop for shoes.

I am fixing to go turn on the PSN and start “Killing things” as she likes to call it. :slight_smile:

Someday Greeny we all will meet, its fate. [/quote]

I love shoes too! I have way too many and not any clothes to go with them. :frowning:

I hope so!

I have a group of friends back home in Chicago. Our parents met at a church singles group in Chicago in the 1960s and have remained friends since. The parents get together every month for a bridge game and then all of us get together for major holidays and Labor Day weekend is the weekend for our “reunion” when all the “kids” who have moved away come back. If IH and I lived in Chicago we would regularly get together with them…I don’t have any true friends here (just work friends) besides IH and right now I’m okay with that. When we have kids I am sure that will change.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL like divorces or “near divorces” are so strange today.[/quote]

No, but IH, Joe and I are happily married and actually enjoy hanging with our wife. So we find it weird, I know we are the exception now and not the rule. So our question is more of “How does that happen” type of curious. [/quote]

Yeah, but you’ve had divorces too.

It’s too common today to act as if this is so strange.

I find it more strange he is staying with her…but then…maybe he doesn’t want to lose all his shit.[/quote]

True I guess strange is not how I was looking at that part, more curious.

I have two guys that I could call to bury a body or would be beside me in jail. I have a lot of other friends that I have made that are pretty close. And I am an asshole in general who would rather stay at the house and play on my PS3.

I find it strange he has not made any “real” bonds with anyone in his life, that is strange. [/quote]

If we lived anywhere within driving distance of each other I know what you and IH would be doing. JLo and I would have to go out drinking and “commiserate” about our husbands wanting to stay home and play video games.[/quote]

Lol yes she likes to shop for shoes.

I am fixing to go turn on the PSN and start “Killing things” as she likes to call it. :slight_smile:

Someday Greeny we all will meet, its fate. [/quote]

I love shoes too! I have way too many and not any clothes to go with them. :frowning:

I hope so!

I have a group of friends back home in Chicago. Our parents met at a church singles group in Chicago in the 1960s and have remained friends since. The parents get together every month for a bridge game and then all of us get together for major holidays and Labor Day weekend is the weekend for our “reunion” when all the “kids” who have moved away come back. If IH and I lived in Chicago we would regularly get together with them…I don’t have any true friends here (just work friends) besides IH and right now I’m okay with that. When we have kids I am sure that will change.[/quote]
WTF is “regularly”??

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL like divorces or “near divorces” are so strange today.[/quote]

No, but IH, Joe and I are happily married and actually enjoy hanging with our wife. So we find it weird, I know we are the exception now and not the rule. So our question is more of “How does that happen” type of curious. [/quote]

Yeah, but you’ve had divorces too.

It’s too common today to act as if this is so strange.

I find it more strange he is staying with her…but then…maybe he doesn’t want to lose all his shit.[/quote]

True I guess strange is not how I was looking at that part, more curious.

I have two guys that I could call to bury a body or would be beside me in jail. I have a lot of other friends that I have made that are pretty close. And I am an asshole in general who would rather stay at the house and play on my PS3.

I find it strange he has not made any “real” bonds with anyone in his life, that is strange. [/quote]

If we lived anywhere within driving distance of each other I know what you and IH would be doing. JLo and I would have to go out drinking and “commiserate” about our husbands wanting to stay home and play video games.[/quote]

Lol yes she likes to shop for shoes.

I am fixing to go turn on the PSN and start “Killing things” as she likes to call it. :slight_smile:

Someday Greeny we all will meet, its fate. [/quote]

I love shoes too! I have way too many and not any clothes to go with them. :frowning:

I hope so!

I have a group of friends back home in Chicago. Our parents met at a church singles group in Chicago in the 1960s and have remained friends since. The parents get together every month for a bridge game and then all of us get together for major holidays and Labor Day weekend is the weekend for our “reunion” when all the “kids” who have moved away come back. If IH and I lived in Chicago we would regularly get together with them…I don’t have any true friends here (just work friends) besides IH and right now I’m okay with that. When we have kids I am sure that will change.[/quote]
WTF is “regularly”??[/quote]

Every now and then. A Cubs game, maybe. Sunday brunch every now and then.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL like divorces or “near divorces” are so strange today.[/quote]

No, but IH, Joe and I are happily married and actually enjoy hanging with our wife. So we find it weird, I know we are the exception now and not the rule. So our question is more of “How does that happen” type of curious. [/quote]

Yeah, but you’ve had divorces too.

It’s too common today to act as if this is so strange.

I find it more strange he is staying with her…but then…maybe he doesn’t want to lose all his shit.[/quote]

True I guess strange is not how I was looking at that part, more curious.

I have two guys that I could call to bury a body or would be beside me in jail. I have a lot of other friends that I have made that are pretty close. And I am an asshole in general who would rather stay at the house and play on my PS3.

I find it strange he has not made any “real” bonds with anyone in his life, that is strange. [/quote]

If we lived anywhere within driving distance of each other I know what you and IH would be doing. JLo and I would have to go out drinking and “commiserate” about our husbands wanting to stay home and play video games.[/quote]

Lol yes she likes to shop for shoes.

I am fixing to go turn on the PSN and start “Killing things” as she likes to call it. :slight_smile:

Someday Greeny we all will meet, its fate. [/quote]

I love shoes too! I have way too many and not any clothes to go with them. :frowning:

I hope so!

I have a group of friends back home in Chicago. Our parents met at a church singles group in Chicago in the 1960s and have remained friends since. The parents get together every month for a bridge game and then all of us get together for major holidays and Labor Day weekend is the weekend for our “reunion” when all the “kids” who have moved away come back. If IH and I lived in Chicago we would regularly get together with them…I don’t have any true friends here (just work friends) besides IH and right now I’m okay with that. When we have kids I am sure that will change.[/quote]
WTF is “regularly”??[/quote]

Every now and then. A Cubs game, maybe. Sunday brunch every now and then.
[/quote]
Oh ok :slight_smile:

That’s not what i’d call “regularly”.

[quote]biglifter wrote:
The wife one seems odd, but lack of close friends doesn’t surprise me. I fucking hate most people and am perfectly content with a great family, video games and atlas stones. I could care less that someone feels the need to post on FB that their kid fell down and had to be rushed to the ER for rug burn. I was at the grocery store today and some bitch just stopped dead in her tracks at the self serve checkout after she was all done paying, just to show off her baby to anyone who would pay attention. She could’ve moved 5 steps forward so others could checkout, but no, miss mother fucking oblivious to the fact that others exist on the same planet decided to clog the aisle and show off her little fucking tax credit. A little off tangent there, but common sense and civility are foreign to most of the population. I like people who squat, bench and deadlift more than me. Maybe that counts.
[/quote]

this reminds me of a few years back when my son played rec-league football . Im lookin’ around at practice at all the parents watching , and I notice that about half of them are frikkin’ obese . Im wondering to myself …why the fuck arent they at home cooking a nice meal so that Junior doesnt have to eat McPizzaSlop after practice ? I’ll tell ya why…they’re too damn busy sitting on thier bloated keesters SUPPORTING THE TEAM . tell ya what , the rec-league team has all the support it needs…what Junior needs is a home cooked meal .

again at a small organizational meeting I got talked into attending . me and about 4 women. 3 of those broads need to get the fuck up and do something besides yap on the phone all day about what they’re doing to "help the cause " . the other one was nicely shaped , but also my ex-wife , so I got nothin’ to add there . these 3 drove me batty…not sure why . I got nothing against being involved with your kid’s stuff…but damn…cook a fuckin’ meal once in awhile . seems kinda like the whole “being involved” thing is just an excuse to sit on one’s fat arse .

done ranting now . hmmmmm…

maybe this is why I have no friends

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL like divorces or “near divorces” are so strange today.[/quote]

No, but IH, Joe and I are happily married and actually enjoy hanging with our wife. So we find it weird, I know we are the exception now and not the rule. So our question is more of “How does that happen” type of curious. [/quote]

Yeah, but you’ve had divorces too.

It’s too common today to act as if this is so strange.

I find it more strange he is staying with her…but then…maybe he doesn’t want to lose all his shit.[/quote]

True I guess strange is not how I was looking at that part, more curious.

I have two guys that I could call to bury a body or would be beside me in jail. I have a lot of other friends that I have made that are pretty close. And I am an asshole in general who would rather stay at the house and play on my PS3.

I find it strange he has not made any “real” bonds with anyone in his life, that is strange. [/quote]

If we lived anywhere within driving distance of each other I know what you and IH would be doing. JLo and I would have to go out drinking and “commiserate” about our husbands wanting to stay home and play video games.[/quote]

Lol yes she likes to shop for shoes.

I am fixing to go turn on the PSN and start “Killing things” as she likes to call it. :slight_smile:

Someday Greeny we all will meet, its fate. [/quote]

I love shoes too! I have way too many and not any clothes to go with them. :frowning:

I hope so!

I have a group of friends back home in Chicago. Our parents met at a church singles group in Chicago in the 1960s and have remained friends since. The parents get together every month for a bridge game and then all of us get together for major holidays and Labor Day weekend is the weekend for our “reunion” when all the “kids” who have moved away come back. If IH and I lived in Chicago we would regularly get together with them…I don’t have any true friends here (just work friends) besides IH and right now I’m okay with that. When we have kids I am sure that will change.[/quote]
WTF is “regularly”??[/quote]

Every now and then. A Cubs game, maybe. Sunday brunch every now and then.
[/quote]

You guys can just go into the same room, you know.

When you want to talk.

n shit.