300+ Mother F*ckin' Pounds

OK, now that this thread has finally died everyone please check your vaginas for sand.

Thank you.

[quote]ignignokt wrote:
OK, now that this thread has finally died everyone please check your vaginas for sand.

Thank you.[/quote]

I found a sand castle :frowning:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
ignignokt wrote:
OK, now that this thread has finally died everyone please check your vaginas for sand.

Thank you.

I found a sand castle :([/quote]

LOL

Haters. Toxic People. Let the man dream and dream big. If he’s got what it takes, he’ll be on that stage some day. If not, he won’t.

It won’t be any easier with people talking down to him as though he doesn’t have a shot. If he gives it his all, and doesn’t make it, at the very least he can say he gave it everything he had, and that’s more than any of you fools can say.

Austin-

Ignore the naysayers. Nobody accidentally achieves great things. There is only one guarantee here: If you don’t set a goal to win Mr. O., you won’t.

Best of luck.

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
ignignokt wrote:
OK, now that this thread has finally died everyone please check your vaginas for sand.

Thank you.

I found a sand castle :([/quote]

thats where it came from?

[quote]MaddyD wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
ignignokt wrote:
OK, now that this thread has finally died everyone please check your vaginas for sand.

Thank you.

I found a sand castle :frowning:

thats where it came from?
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Yah, I thought I had a yeast infection but it was actually a fucking sand castle. who knew?

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
ignignokt wrote:
OK, now that this thread has finally died everyone please check your vaginas for sand.

Thank you.

I found a sand castle :([/quote]

THATS A HUGE BITCH!

[quote]MaddyD wrote:
Schlenkatank wrote:

Nothing against ronnie kid, just my attempt at humor:) Remember though, football takes plenty of know how as well, but many of the players are dumb as rocks.

this is kind of true, unless you count all of these college kids that do nothing but drink,do drugs,get laid,
oh ya and forget about this no pass-no play thing Im sure thats rigged like in the movies.

now, you do realise that Ronnie Coleman went to College.
Graduated Cume Laude with a degree in accounting

he also played football, so I guess he must have been that “dumb jock” you just spoke of,right?
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Not sure exactly what you meant here bro. Are you a college player, b/c I’m one. I hope it’s not an attempt to talk about my confused post’s the other day:)

No i didn’t know that Ronnie did those things, and it’s fairly impressive! He is a very unique and interesting individual from what I’ve seen of him. He also has a good sense of humor for being such an intimidating figure.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
MaddyD wrote:
Schlenkatank wrote:

Nothing against ronnie kid, just my attempt at humor:) Remember though, football takes plenty of know how as well, but many of the players are dumb as rocks.

this is kind of true, unless you count all of these college kids that do nothing but drink,do drugs,get laid,
oh ya and forget about this no pass-no play thing Im sure thats rigged like in the movies.

now, you do realise that Ronnie Coleman went to College.
Graduated Cume Laude with a degree in accounting

he also played football, so I guess he must have been that “dumb jock” you just spoke of,right?

Ronnie is “country”. Being “country” does not equal “stupid”. One of the smartest doctors I know, Dr. Red Duke, speaks like he just got done herding cattle and square dancing. I guess some of the people here would label him an idiot if they didn’t know who he was.

When the people you call dumb have proven themselves academically to NOT be, who is the real idiot?[/quote]

All right, to clarify: In no way shape or form am I calling Ronnie Coleman dumb. I was merely making a humorous observation that his BMI would exceed a slow persons IQ. I thought that was funny, and completely harmless.

Of course now I’m hurt because you’ve called me dumb and everybody’s managed to get offended.

Not to mention I pride myself on academics. It’s really okay, i’m not hurt at all…

[quote]Professor X wrote:
MaddyD wrote:
Schlenkatank wrote:

Nothing against ronnie kid, just my attempt at humor:) Remember though, football takes plenty of know how as well, but many of the players are dumb as rocks.

this is kind of true, unless you count all of these college kids that do nothing but drink,do drugs,get laid,
oh ya and forget about this no pass-no play thing Im sure thats rigged like in the movies.

now, you do realise that Ronnie Coleman went to College.
Graduated Cume Laude with a degree in accounting

he also played football, so I guess he must have been that “dumb jock” you just spoke of,right?

Ronnie is “country”. Being “country” does not equal “stupid”. One of the smartest doctors I know, Dr. Red Duke, speaks like he just got done herding cattle and square dancing. I guess some of the people here would label him an idiot if they didn’t know who he was.

When the people you call dumb have proven themselves academically to NOT be, who is the real idiot?[/quote]

I love people like that. I had a professor who always wore pressed pearl button shirts and wranglers and he sounded like he could tell you how to string barb wire or vaccinate calves just as easily as lecture statistics.

Hell, I’m kind of that way myself. I had a lecturer tell me once that I “have a very Jed Clampet like quality about me.”

I took it as a complement.

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
That’s how much I want to weigh, to be a pro, to be the best…

I occasionally like to post little motivational rants designed to encourage not only others, but myslef as well.

So in light of all these “I got sand in my vagina because my boyfriend left me and I have so much free time on my hands that I would love to finger myself thinking about how much drama I can cause on BBing forums” threads being created, why not post some positive shit.

So I figured why not explore T-Nation alittle bit and find out who some of my future competition will be when I’m ready to win that Sandow.

My dad had lifted weights for a while and I have pictures of myself on the lat pulldown machine as a 1 year old. Funny thing is I’ve wanted to be a professional bodybuilder for so long that I can’t even remeber when the idea popped into my head, it was like it was meant to be.

As funny as it sounds, my best essays in school, and even my letter to the honors program at my college and for a scholarship has been about bodybuilding. It really is true, how when you’re passionate about something, you can take it, use that knowledge, and better other areas of your life.

Bodybuilding has helped discipline me, bringing me from a boy to a man. It has shwon me that dedication, consistancy, and sheer determination pay off. It has shown me that if you set your mind to something it will happen, you just need to be driven.

So in light of my previous question, I want to see a little fantasy Olympia Lineup that will hopefully turn into a reality. I really enjoy this site and a lot of the people here. I found this a few years ago searching the web as a newb looking for training articles and wound up reading every article I could get my hands on for weeks straight and then finally joing the forums. Feels like yesterday…

So I know Waylander will be down for the Olympia, and Gerdy who I haven’t seen post in awhile. Our main man Cephalic_Carnage has challenged me compete in the 2012 O, so who else wants to join? I know it’s the hardest challenge of a bodybuilder to get into the Olympia, but I think a few people here have what it takes.

Can’t wait to look back at this thread when I am 300+ mother fuckin’ pounds and an IFBB pro. It’s going to be an exciting journey.
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I think it’s great that you have the right attitude but you would be better off channeling this into the gym and making some gains. From your pictures it looks like you have a LONG way to go. Alot of people want to be a pro bodybuilder but few people actually have the drive to do it. So while I encourage your enthusiasm, it is worthless without work