LOL stop stop… got me in tears…
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I can see him yelling into his wife,Hey Baby, I just read this really cool position we should try.
READ at your Own Risk
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
“ Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm leaking from my soft tight anus and all over my lunchmeat. I can’t wait to lap the cock snot from his veiny quim prod. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl’s velcro triangle looking like a motorway pileup, and I was no different! The plowing of my cocoa channel was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his love muscle deep in my shit winker. I awoke the next morning with my depravity cavity still haemorrhaging. I thought it was over but his one-eyed milkman had other ideas.
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Never read it or seen the movie! Isn’t it about female dominating men or something? I’m not really into that. My wife likes to be choked /hair pulled smacked etc somentimes she gets carried away and will start choking me it literally does nothing for me if anything it actually makes me lose focus. But I do enjoy doing it to her. This is funny this topic came up I just orders a bunch of things off Amazon for this weekend
Maybe il have to watch the movie for some tips now🤣
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That shit aint gonna fit you. Way to small.
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But my glutes will look great! Especially in the assless number
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The bed straps are pretty cheap. But can be made better easily. You can also just leave it on under the mattress to make the next time easier. Or Atleast that’s what I’ve been told 
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I appreciate this term, primarily because it highlights how silly our language is in that these two words don’t rhyme like they should.
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The fuck is this… Nvm I checked the website out, I get it now… The descriptions are decidedly unsexy… Funny, but the scat stuff that seems to be common in the descriptions is nauseating
What’s wrong with reading 50 shades though. From what I remember, the book is hot as fuck, if it’s as sexy as I remember i’d still stroke the salami to it (American pie reference again)…
Beats like 99% of porn out there (to me at least), except the amatuer stuff… And Playboy magazine, sex position books etc. That’s how I started looking at porn regularly, big mistake but at age 12 I stumbled upon an old playboy magazine and kept it (no judgement plz)
Started watching pornographic videos regularly at about age 14, then stopped once hypogonadism kicked in full force, started again on trt lololololololol
The fuck is wrong with some of yall hahaha
More than you can… possibly… imagine
Delve within the depths of my mind and uncover a hellscape you’ll never return from with sanity intact (jokes)
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Read the book when I was in puberty, a friend recommended it. This book is the worst book I read in my life, it’s like wandering through an ovulating chicks mind for 500 pages. It’s the opposite of what I’d call hot, but girls generally get off on words and detailed descriptions, that’s why they like sexting but don’t get that much from dick pics. (Except when it looks like a nuclear warhead, I heard)
that’s what did it for me when I read it, the story itself was shit, but the sex scenes were good