134 Pounds, Need An Ab Routine

[quote]Professor X wrote:
T-swede wrote:
Professor X wrote:
bballchamp8000 wrote:
its cool i guess thats why i posted this pic for feedback. but really ithought somoeone would give me a routine or something.

thx

I think you’re big enough already. Some of these guys are just meatheads and think everyone should weigh over 140lbs. Besides, you don’t get too big and bulky. Girls HATE guys with muscle mass.
prof x i weigh over 200 pounds at 6.1 am i a meathead
NOT !!!

200lbs is way too big for a guy these days. All women want guys who are slim, trim and have rocking abs…like Ryan Reynolds or Tobey McGwire in Spiderman.

I am pretty sure most guys over 200lbs are just fat and overweight and will die of liver problems. Besides, you can’t even find anything to wear at Hot Topic if you build a bunch of bulky muscle.[/quote]

Prof X. You know for a damn fact you can’t get over 200lbs without steroids.

Lol at this entire thread. At first I thought there was no way this guy was legit, but now I think hes serious. What the fuck is the world coming to when a 135lb guy thinks hes big…

[quote]bballchamp8000 wrote:
hi guys i found this site on google and so im a first time poster. basically summer is almost here and i want a six pack like my friends hope u guyz can help.

im 134 pounds, 5’9. right now im content with my body, iknow my arms are pretty big and my shoulders. i just need to tone my love handles to get that six pack i always wanted.

anyways, i eat pretty good, oatmeal for breakfast, salad for lunch with non fat ranch, and for dinner i have a some chicken.

so since i eat good idk why im not getting any abs showing, i do 100 - 200 situps a day so idk.

also like i said i eat good no junk food, but last week i ate at mcdonalds ( yes i know i cheated dont please dont flame ) and i think i gained 4 pounds which is scary, i dont wanna get fat ,just lean my abs.

please give me an ab routine, much appreciated.

also i forgot i play basketball once a day.

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Fuck it, this guy is probably a troll, but just incase he isn’t i’m going to give some advice.

Dude, look at your diet, nice clean food, thats good… now triple what you eat. Divide that bulk of food into 6 meals over the course of the day.

playing basketball will prevent you from gaining any excess fat.

While you read the beginners section and get more information at T-Nation, here is a training program you should follow if you want abs:


monday:
Squat - start with unloaded bar, and warm up by adding gradual amounts of weight until you reach a weight that feels quite heavy. Then do 2 sets of 5

Bent over barbell row - same as above, but do 3 sets of 8 instead.

weighted sit-ups - 4 sets of 8 (You should feel like you are going to die on your last rep of your last set)

Seated calf raise - do a couple sets of light weight to warm your calves up, then do 1 all out set of 12 reps. You should be in fucking agony trying to complete all 12 reps. For each rep, go all the way up onto your tip toes, then slowly go down until your calfs are fully stretched out, then hold the stretch for 15 seconds - that is 1 rep, do that 12 times (courtesy of doggcrapp training, this fucking works)

wednesday:
Dumbbell bench press - start with some fairly light dumbbells, do a set of about 10 and keep increasing weight until you reach a weight that feels quite heavy. Then do 3 sets of 8

Standing military press - start with unloaded bar, and warm up by adding gradual amounts of weight until you reach a weight that feels quite heavy. Then do 2 sets of 5

Hanging leg raises - 2 sets of max reps.

Barbell bicep curl - Get a moderately heavy weight, then do 3 sets of 10.

friday:
Deadlift - start with unloaded bar, and warm up by adding gradual amounts of weight until you reach a weight that feels quite heavy. Then do 2 sets of 5

Front squat - start with a light weight, then keep increasing weight until you get to a weight that feels heavy, then do 3 sets of 6

Standing calf raise - do a couple sets of light weight to warm your calves up, then do 1 all out set of 12 reps. You should be in fucking agony trying to complete all 12 reps. For each rep, go all the way up onto your tip toes, then slowly go down until your calfs are fully stretched out, then hold the stretch for 15 seconds - that is 1 rep, do that 12 times (courtesy of doggcrapp training, this fucking works)

Just follow that program until you find more information on this website, if your still making progress however (lifting more each week, gaining muscle etc.) then stick with it, if not pick another training program from here.

YOU NEED TO INCREASE THE MUSCLE SIZE OF YOUR ABS IF YOU WANT THEM TO SHOW.

I don’t know “bballchamp” could easily be translated to “eliteballer”.

In all seriousness, if this is real, you have no abs showing because you have no abs. Abs are muscle and you really lack any amount of muscle mass across the board.

If you want abs:

  1. Don’t do your situps everyday, abs are muscle and require time to rest.

  2. Eat

  3. Squats, Deadlifts, Overhead presses, Chin ups/ Pull ups, these all require you to tighten your abs and entire torso and will help a lot more with your overall developement as well.

Everything above requires too much effort. Pull ups, crunches, diets, forget it kid. Here’s your answer. http://www.liposuctionformen.com/

[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
bballchamp8000 wrote:
hi guys i found this site on google and so im a first time poster. basically summer is almost here and i want a six pack like my friends hope u guyz can help.

im 134 pounds, 5’9. right now im content with my body, iknow my arms are pretty big and my shoulders. i just need to tone my love handles to get that six pack i always wanted.

anyways, i eat pretty good, oatmeal for breakfast, salad for lunch with non fat ranch, and for dinner i have a some chicken.

so since i eat good idk why im not getting any abs showing, i do 100 - 200 situps a day so idk.

also like i said i eat good no junk food, but last week i ate at mcdonalds ( yes i know i cheated dont please dont flame ) and i think i gained 4 pounds which is scary, i dont wanna get fat ,just lean my abs.

please give me an ab routine, much appreciated.

also i forgot i play basketball once a day.

Fuck it, this guy is probably a troll, but just incase he isn’t i’m going to give some advice.

Dude, look at your diet, nice clean food, thats good… now triple what you eat. Divide that bulk of food into 6 meals over the course of the day.

playing basketball will prevent you from gaining any excess fat.

While you read the beginners section and get more information at T-Nation, here is a training program you should follow if you want abs:


monday:
Squat - start with unloaded bar, and warm up by adding gradual amounts of weight until you reach a weight that feels quite heavy. Then do 2 sets of 5

Bent over barbell row - same as above, but do 3 sets of 8 instead.

weighted sit-ups - 4 sets of 8 (You should feel like you are going to die on your last rep of your last set)

Seated calf raise - do a couple sets of light weight to warm your calves up, then do 1 all out set of 12 reps. You should be in fucking agony trying to complete all 12 reps. For each rep, go all the way up onto your tip toes, then slowly go down until your calfs are fully stretched out, then hold the stretch for 15 seconds - that is 1 rep, do that 12 times (courtesy of doggcrapp training, this fucking works)

wednesday:
Dumbbell bench press - start with some fairly light dumbbells, do a set of about 10 and keep increasing weight until you reach a weight that feels quite heavy. Then do 3 sets of 8

Standing military press - start with unloaded bar, and warm up by adding gradual amounts of weight until you reach a weight that feels quite heavy. Then do 2 sets of 5

Hanging leg raises - 2 sets of max reps.

Barbell bicep curl - Get a moderately heavy weight, then do 3 sets of 10.

friday:
Deadlift - start with unloaded bar, and warm up by adding gradual amounts of weight until you reach a weight that feels quite heavy. Then do 2 sets of 5

Front squat - start with a light weight, then keep increasing weight until you get to a weight that feels heavy, then do 3 sets of 6

Standing calf raise - do a couple sets of light weight to warm your calves up, then do 1 all out set of 12 reps. You should be in fucking agony trying to complete all 12 reps. For each rep, go all the way up onto your tip toes, then slowly go down until your calfs are fully stretched out, then hold the stretch for 15 seconds - that is 1 rep, do that 12 times (courtesy of doggcrapp training, this fucking works)

Just follow that program until you find more information on this website, if your still making progress however (lifting more each week, gaining muscle etc.) then stick with it, if not pick another training program from here.

YOU NEED TO INCREASE THE MUSCLE SIZE OF YOUR ABS IF YOU WANT THEM TO SHOW.

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You had to destroy this thread with some solid advice. Asshole.

This is was on yesterday.

http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1579873

a quick search on abs will give you a million answeres.

I think everybody is calling you a troll because you said your shoulders and whatever else is big. But unless your 10 your not even close.

You should probably stick to weights with whatever ab exercise you do, as you just don’t have enough weight to give your abs muscle while doing a basic situp.

If he’s not a troll, then cut him a brake for just being young. What is he like a 14 year old kid?

Holy Shit, this thread is amazing, period.

This kids’ neck is as wide as his head.

If he puts on muscle, his neck will be wider than his head.

I reckon that would look cool so I think he should put on some muscle.


Nonsense, when you get to that kinda size, it only makes sense to cut down so you look more human. We’re offering him the best information we possibly can. ANd if he is 14, his lifting program (with the advice we provided) will take him to a pro card (and an NBA win) by the time he’s an adult. Don’t be jealous.
And speaking of trolls, check out the arms on this one.

[quote]chrisrodx wrote:
If he’s not a troll, then cut him a brake for just being young. What is he like a 14 year old kid? [/quote]

[quote]rbpowerhouse wrote:
Nonsense, when you get to that kinda size, it only makes sense to cut down so you look more human. We’re offering him the best information we possibly can. ANd if he is 14, his lifting program (with the advice we provided) will take him to a pro card (and an NBA win) by the time he’s an adult. Don’t be jealous.
And speaking of trolls, check out the arms on this one.

chrisrodx wrote:
If he’s not a troll, then cut him a brake for just being young. What is he like a 14 year old kid?

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Hmm… his arms are way too huge… everybody knows you would never get laid with anacondas like his… he surpassed the 14 inch mark. He will never have sex with a hot girl now because girls hate big guys… i think he should cut up…

LOL

At least man up and admit steroid use. I’m not stupid, I’ve been around long enough to know it takes AAS to get that big.

[quote]Donut62 wrote:
At least man up and admit steroid use. I’m not stupid, I’ve been around long enough to know it takes AAS to get that big.[/quote]

LMAO!!!

ok First: , for the people that helped … thanks, i appreciate it.

Second: ok really wtf some people say im skinny and some people say im taking steroids. OK, i know i dont look like a pro bodybuilder, all i said compared to my body, ( and most other people i know ) i have pretty big arms and shoulders.

Second: i dont take steroids, nor any other supplements for that matter. I dont take creatiine since i want to prolong my life ( i dont love bodybuilding that much that im willing to sacrifice compromising it my life i heard its unhealthy by many people)

And i WOULD take whey, but if my coach sees me gain weight he might become suspicous and test me.

SO AGAIN I DONT TAKE SUPPLEMENTS OR ANYTHING.

and what is a troll damit.

[quote]bballchamp8000 wrote:
I dont take creatiine since i want to prolong my life ( i dont love bodybuilding that much that im willing to sacrifice compromising it my life i heard its unhealthy by many people)

And i WOULD take whey, but if my coach sees me gain weight he might become suspicous and test me.

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I like it! I think you could have milked this just a little more (ex: “there are just so many people that count on me that I don’t want to take a risk like that”). I’m bumping you back up to a 3/10

[quote]bballchamp8000 wrote:
SO AGAIN I DONT TAKE SUPPLEMENTS OR ANYTHING.

and what is a troll damit.

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No no no. This is too much. Non-trolls never ask things like this. Too obvious, back to a 2 you go.

Learn from your mistakes,

LP

[quote]bballchamp8000 wrote:
ok First: , for the people that helped … thanks, i appreciate it.

Second: ok really wtf some people say im skinny and some people say im taking steroids. OK, i know i dont look like a pro bodybuilder, all i said compared to my body, ( and most other people i know ) i have pretty big arms and shoulders.

Second: i dont take steroids, nor any other supplements for that matter. I dont take creatiine since i want to prolong my life ( i dont love bodybuilding that much that im willing to sacrifice compromising it my life i heard its unhealthy by many people)

And i WOULD take whey, but if my coach sees me gain weight he might become suspicous and test me.

SO AGAIN I DONT TAKE SUPPLEMENTS OR ANYTHING.

and what is a troll damit.

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Sweet mother of fuck. You’re coach will test you?

Test you for what? A pulse? A positive nitrogen balance? See all those authors on the left… read up.


Please don’t lie to us, I;m depressed enough! Someone should track down your coach and have a talk with him for putting you on the juice. No one can have those superb genetics, your arms look almost as large as Clay Aiken’s pipes for Pete’s sake, as if thats even possible without juicing.

Admit you juice, bro!thats all we ask…

[quote]bballchamp8000 wrote:
OK, i know i dont look like a pro bodybuilder, all i said compared to my body, ( and most other people i know ) i have pretty big arms and shoulders.

Second: i dont take steroids, nor any other supplements for that matter.
and what is a troll damit.

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Well for a bit there I was pretty sure you were serious, and hell ya still could be. But since you said your coach would test you if you put on size is bullshit, I’ve heard of some pretty stupid coaches, but unless yours in younger than you, I can’t believe someone would think YOU are on steroids if you gained a little size. Sorry buddy, take a look at what kind of forum this is.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s serious though, honestly, would someone actually get a kick out of something like this???