Thanks everybody for the suggestions, but the only reason I was considering cleaning up my diet is because I’d be a prick if I bitched at my parents for not getting me the foods I want/need when they’re paying for it.
Now that I’ll have the money to cover my end of the food, I can eat whatever I want. Thanks again though for the responses I really appreciate it.
Can you sincerely afford to eat 10k a day?
1 large bottle of olive oil = 8,040 calories
Get some.
10,000 cals a day is not unreasonable for an active, athletic 16 year old. My brother is 6’4" and when he was a 3-sport athlete in high school - soccer, basketball & field (discus/shot), he was eating 10,000 cals and having trouble putting on weight at 6’4" 200. In fact, he was enrolled in a food/health class at the time where they had to track calories for a week, so that number’s pretty solid.
[quote]Thomasm122 wrote:
Now that I’ll have the money to cover my end of the food, I can eat whatever I want. Thanks again though for the responses I really appreciate it. [/quote]
That’s a great answer right there. You show a lot of maturity for a 16 year old, it will go a long way to help you achieve your goals.
Seriously, anyone resorting to a bottle of olive oil, thinking that’s better than eating a fricking tripple whopper deserves the mess they’re going to get coming out of their ass.
What’s wrong with drinking a bottle of olive oil? Totally logical decision.
I drink a lot of olive oil myself, prolly ~90ml/day
I dont mind cooking with oil but straight drinking it… i dunno if i could do it. I just would rather eat the calories. Drink it straight?
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]lzqosoz94 wrote:
[quote]ebomb5522 wrote:
Just drink a bottle of olive oil a day…problem solved.
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It wouldn’t be diarrhea so much as olive oil with a little diarrhea mixed in.[/quote]
EVD
Extra Virgin Diarrhea.
[quote]ds1973 wrote:
Seriously, anyone resorting to a bottle of olive oil, thinking that’s better than eating a fricking tripple whopper deserves the mess they’re going to get coming out of their ass. [/quote]
I am going to hazard a guess that evacuating the bowels of 8,000 calories of fast food burger would be at least as unpleasant as pissing 8,000 cals of olive oil out your ass. I think shitting the 6-7 triple whoppers that you’d need to hit the same number of cals qualifies as giving birth.
EDIT: Not saying I don’t approve of including cheezburgers as a part of a high-cal bulking/gaining diet… just saying that it’s not going to be a whole lot better on the way out.
[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:
I dont mind cooking with oil but straight drinking it… i dunno if i could do it. I just would rather eat the calories. Drink it straight?[/quote]
I either put it in my shakes, drink with spoon, or put the desired amount of fat needed for said meal in my chili
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
[quote]ds1973 wrote:
Seriously, anyone resorting to a bottle of olive oil, thinking that’s better than eating a fricking tripple whopper deserves the mess they’re going to get coming out of their ass. [/quote]
I am going to hazard a guess that evacuating the bowels of 8,000 calories of fast food burger would be at least as unpleasant as pissing 8,000 cals of olive oil out your ass. I think shitting the 6-7 triple whoppers that you’d need to hit the same number of cals qualifies as giving birth.
EDIT: Not saying I don’t approve of including cheezburgers as a part of a high-cal bulking/gaining diet… just saying that it’s not going to be a whole lot better on the way out.[/quote]
If you are eating that many calories, you just accept you will be on the toilet more often.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
If you are eating that many calories, you just accept you will be on the toilet more often.
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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
If you are eating that many calories, you just accept you will be on the toilet more often.
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I like to use the big stall with the handrail (for extra squeezing) and just hope no one with a wheelchair beats me up.
There isn’t one lifter over 250lbs who isn’t well acquainted with a toilet if they are trying to get even bigger.