Zyzz Revolution Tribute Vid

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
“surprise lunges” had me literally loling.[/quote]

x2. “surprise lunges” + Derek’s Lama Gif right after made me almost spit out some diet coke.

browndisaster is kind of being a dick here… but he is being a funny dick lol

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
“surprise lunges” had me literally loling.[/quote]

x2. “surprise lunges” + Derek’s Lama Gif right after made me almost spit out some diet coke.

browndisaster is kind of being a dick here… but he is being a funny dick lol[/quote]

He is being a dick, and some of what he’s saying borders on “too mean”, but he’s also right on point. Nothing he’s said is inaccurate, and the dude he’s jawin’ with has been belittling people about their lack of bodybuilding progress for a long time, so he sure as hell better be able to take some cold truths.

That video is pretty funny but lets be for real

If you dont do lunges then you will suck at lunges no matter what kind of shape youre in.

Unless all of you are perfect in all movement patterns at all atimes?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
That video is pretty funny but lets be for real

If you dont do lunges then you will suck at lunges no matter what kind of shape youre in.

Unless all of you are perfect in all movement patterns at all atimes?
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I never do lunges but I could go out right now and do some normal looking lunges.

Do you do lunges on a regular basis Rock?

What a surprise, another shit-talking poster with no pictures in his profile, “calling-out” the fatties.

Yawn.

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
That video is pretty funny but lets be for real

If you dont do lunges then you will suck at lunges no matter what kind of shape youre in.

Unless all of you are perfect in all movement patterns at all atimes?
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I never do lunges but I could go out right now and do some normal looking lunges.

Do you do lunges on a regular basis Rock?
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Really? U could never do lunges cold. And i would would fail all over the place if i wasnt expecting to do them. I did lunges all the time before i broke my leg at wrestling practice last summer…by far my workst movement pattern.

The prof outweights browndisaster by like 50 lbs and is probably leaner than him. The guy has asthma + the high altitude in colorado, if not for that I’m sure he could do a lunge. Px has put up pics of himself on this site, why don’t you

X and his supporters don’t seem to understand that it’s not X’s body composition nor his inability to do lunges that deserve all the ridicule in the world, but his lack of argumentation skills, his absurd inability to say he was wrong on something, his desperate need to get validation on the Internet, and his general inability to laugh about himself.

Now back Zyzz…

[quote]infinite_shore wrote:
X and his supporters don’t seem to understand that it’s not X’s body composition nor his inability to do lunges that deserve all the ridicule in the world, but his lack of argumentation skills, his absurd inability to say he was wrong on something, his desperate need to get validation on the Internet, and his general inability to laugh about himself.
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This.

A few of you in this thread sure seem to know a lot of about Professor X despite the short amount of time you’ve been here.

[quote]Cortes wrote:
A few of you in this thread sure seem to know a lot of about Professor X despite the short amount of time you’ve been here. [/quote]

I’ve read enough threads to make a judgement, including the one regarding the time X argued his back was as big as Ronnie Rockels

I said I’d put up pics in the next callout, I’ll put them up now if Dentist X puts up some lunging photos. This is not a big challenge like the swolle/maraudermeat 400lb front squat for rep competition. Speaking of which, maraudermeat and waylander called him out as well. Both are far more successful, humble, open-minded, and helpful.

X goes into every thread and cockslaps anyone who has a different viewpoint, then brings up some arbitrary backing to his claims. You’d think after 45k argumentative posts he would be able to put up a solid defense. The guy who claims BODYBUILDING is FUNCTIONAL is now making the free Indigo training camp seem like the Blair Witch Project.

from the dentist’s diary:

"Day 1 - Indigo Training Camp

After getting to HQ, CT popped out of a 6ft tall container of Anaconda powder, throwing kettlebells at us and yelling like Dave Chappelle, “SURPRISE MUTHUFUCKA, LUNGES!!!” Clearly I was the first one out because I’m the black guy."

[quote]myself1992 wrote:
The prof outweights browndisaster by like 50 lbs and is probably leaner than him. The guy has asthma + the high altitude in colorado, if not for that I’m sure he could do a lunge. Px has put up pics of himself on this site, why don’t you[/quote]

Not only this, but people seem to be forgetting that X has bad knees from his time in the military. He’s stated several times before that his knee health has negatively impacted his leg training for many years now. He’s also stated that during the Winter he can only train his legs once or twice a month. With knees like that, do people honestly expect him to be able to do full range of motion lunges, especially with no warm up? Even with his bad knees, his legs are still much more muscular than the vast majority of the people visiting this site.

^^bad knees from the military as an O in the medical field in the Air Force?

Come on son.

Bad knees? Sure, he might have some. From the military? Nope.

Ct Rock is flying off the top ropes with a massive Frog Splash and you’re not hitting some legit lunges?

You’re making me start to lose faith… I’m about to turn in my Team Edward shirt.

[quote]gregron wrote:
Ct Rock is flying off the top ropes with a massive Frog Splash and you’re not hitting some legit lunges?

You’re making me start to lose faith… I’m about to turn in my Team Edward shirt.[/quote]

I dont do top rop shit. I do submissions and weapons.

And funny thing…weve talked about writing up a Twilight vs Blade storyline…but then i had to go and catch a dropkick to my shin like a dumb ass.

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
That video is pretty funny but lets be for real

If you dont do lunges then you will suck at lunges no matter what kind of shape youre in.

Unless all of you are perfect in all movement patterns at all atimes?
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I never do lunges but I could go out right now and do some normal looking lunges.

Do you do lunges on a regular basis Rock?
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LOL. Mind you, I also live at sea level and I was in Colorado. That was hitting me very hard. I don’t need an inhaler at any other time…but yes…we all know you would be perfect on film no matter what you did…even things you never even tried before.

What I do find funny though…is how the camaraderie on this board has changed. We have people making fun of others who actually do work hard.

That’s cute.

For the record, I also don’t do deadlifts…so if you saw me on film doing them, that was the first time in ten years or so. Some of you find some strange things to laugh at lately.

LOL @ “the cool kids”.

[quote]gregron wrote:
^^bad knees from the military as an O in the medical field in the Air Force?

Come on son.

Bad knees? Sure, he might have some. From the military? Nope.[/quote]

Uh, what? I am a disabled vet. I get compensated as such.

Kid, you don’t know what you are talking about. Your lack of education in how the real world works shows in every post lately.

[quote]Cortes wrote:
What a surprise, another shit-talking poster with no pictures in his profile, “calling-out” the fatties.

Yawn. [/quote]

This is what is hilarious. They would allow this…to call me out on my lunge form?

LOL.

CT chose exercises on purpose that I was NOT used to doing. He was pointing out weaknesses.

After that video, I got even leaner and started doing more conditioning work. It is strange how I have all of this listed in that Indigo thread with pictures but suddenly I am getting called out for how “fat” I supposedly am and how I do lunges at high altitude.