I guess I should probably quit the anal and stay away from garden vegetables.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
I guess I should probably quit the anal and stay away from garden vegetables.[/quote]
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
I guess I should probably quit the anal and stay away from garden vegetables.[/quote]
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Someone saw what you did there.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
I guess I should probably quit the anal and stay away from garden vegetables.[/quote]
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Someone saw what you did there.[/quote]
In hindsight
maybe this one is better
[quote]theBeth wrote:
I guess I should probably quit the anal and stay away from garden vegetables.[/quote]
That all depends on what you grow in your garden.
I like how far this thread has diverged from the OP.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
I guess I should probably quit the anal and stay away from garden vegetables.[/quote]
That all depends on what you grow in your garden. [/quote]
I had a bad experience with summer squash.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
In hindsight
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LOL
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
In hindsight
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LOL
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[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
I guess I should probably quit the anal and stay away from garden vegetables.[/quote]
That all depends on what you grow in your garden. [/quote]
I had a bad experience with summer squash. [/quote]
Damn, I was actually going to post that very pic, but decided on the goya instead.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
I guess I should probably quit the anal and stay away from garden vegetables.[/quote]
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Someone saw what you did there.[/quote]
In hindsight
maybe this one is better[/quote]
I can actually explain that: I woke up thirsty in the middle of the night after having done some construction in my bathroom earlier that day. I tripped over my cat and fell right on my Sawzall which was laying out. With great difficulty, I was able to release the blade clamp but had to go to the ER to remove the blade itself.
Total accident, it could happen to anyone.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
I guess I should probably quit the anal and stay away from garden vegetables.[/quote]
[/quote]
Someone saw what you did there.[/quote]
In hindsight
maybe this one is better[/quote]
I can actually explain that: I woke up thirsty in the middle of the night after having done some construction in my bathroom earlier that day. I tripped over my cat and fell right on my Sawzall which was laying out. With great difficulty, I was able to release the blade clamp but had to go to the ER to remove the blade itself.
Total accident, it could happen to anyone.
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And this one?
My best friends mom is an ER nurse. At her hospital, if a bottle is inserted neck first, they have to drill a hole in the bottom of the bottle to release the vacuum in order to remove the bottle. If the bottle is inserted butt end first, the insert a string in the bottle so it’s hanging out, then pour plaster of paris in. Once it hardens, viola, they’re able to remove bottle.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
I guess I should probably quit the anal and stay away from garden vegetables.[/quote]
[/quote]
Someone saw what you did there.[/quote]
In hindsight
maybe this one is better[/quote]
I can actually explain that: I woke up thirsty in the middle of the night after having done some construction in my bathroom earlier that day. I tripped over my cat and fell right on my Sawzall which was laying out. With great difficulty, I was able to release the blade clamp but had to go to the ER to remove the blade itself.
Total accident, it could happen to anyone.
[/quote]
And this one?[/quote]
Would you believe I foiled a hold up at a highway rest stop?
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
My best friends mom is an ER nurse. At her hospital, if a bottle is inserted neck first, they have to drill a hole in the bottom of the bottle to release the vacuum in order to remove the bottle. If the bottle is inserted butt end first, the insert a string in the bottle so it’s hanging out, then pour plaster of paris in. Once it hardens, viola, they’re able to remove bottle.[/quote]
I will have to remember that trick.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
My best friends mom is an ER nurse. At her hospital, if a bottle is inserted neck first, they have to drill a hole in the bottom of the bottle to release the vacuum in order to remove the bottle. If the bottle is inserted butt end first, the insert a string in the bottle so it’s hanging out, then pour plaster of paris in. Once it hardens, viola, they’re able to remove bottle.[/quote]
All done in surgery while everyone takes pictures and makes fun of the patient.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
I like how far this thread has diverged from the OP.[/quote]
What I like is that it was Derek who was bitching the other day about people discussing Vikings on his Salma Hayek thread.
Hypocrite.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
I like how far this thread has diverged from the OP.[/quote]
What I like is that it was Derek who was bitching the other day about people discussing Vikings on his Salma Hayek thread.
Hypocrite.
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Okay I am ignorant on what Varqanir means?
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
I like how far this thread has diverged from the OP.[/quote]
What I like is that it was Derek who was bitching the other day about people discussing Vikings on his Salma Hayek thread.
Hypocrite.
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Okay I am ignorant on what Varqanir means? [/quote]
Uh, huh.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[I remember reading recently that newly discovered archaeological evidence indicated Viking raids as far south as the Med.
No kidding.[/quote]
Correct. Vikings were as far south as Constantinople. The Byzantium emporers had a bodyguard of Vikings and many left runes as grafitti around the empire. As individuals they probably went as far as Jerusalem on personal pilgrimages. Harald Hardrada probably took part in such a pilgrimage.
But sadly there is no evidence of Vikings in Mesoamerica. I feel we have to concede that Salma is extremely unlikely to have Viking blood.[/quote]
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Really guys, we are discussing Viking lore instead of basking in the hips, ass and tits of one of Gods greatest creations.
WTF [/quote]
Derek I’m now officially a member of the local rescue so I’m looking forward to some fucked up shit. Reading some of these things makes me nervous though!!
So far the thing that made me almost drop was when I was shadowing a plastic surgeon who had done a breast reduction. The closure must not have gone well because her T-incision had split open. So I’m watching this doctor who is trying to explain this all to me while he is digging his hand about 4 inches into just underneath her nipple with some small scissors to cut out this nasty dead tissue. He clips off some dark yellow fat and the stink gets to be unbearable. The nurse in the room asked me to leave b/c I’m sure her 5’ self didn’t want to carry my 6’2 self out of the room once I started to sweat, turn really pale, and sway a little. Hahaha
I look forward to all the stories I get to tell.