[quote]theBeth wrote:
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
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I dont know how you do it, but I know that same Austrian ERs have a box, not a small one either, where they keep things they have fished out of peoples asses.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
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Rape victim who with long nails laid open a guys scrotum was pretty funny[/quote]
Wow, Beth. You weren’t wrong.[/quote]
Yeah. He’s got all the good ones. Some of this shit I’ve done and some I’ve seen but none compares to the vast experience and story telling that is Derek
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
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Rape victim who with long nails laid open a guys scrotum was pretty funny[/quote]
Wow, Beth. You weren’t wrong.[/quote]
Yeah. He’s got all the good ones. Some of this shit I’ve done and some I’ve seen but none compares to the vast experience and story telling that is Derek [/quote]
Lol, I am just old Beth. You spend 21 years in medicine you just see so much
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
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So what is the proper procedure to remove the vacuum hose? I’m just asking for a friend…
Why are these people allowed to continue consuming precious oxygen?
[quote]sufiandy wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
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So what is the proper procedure to remove the vacuum hose? I’m just asking for a friend…[/quote]
Olive oil.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]sufiandy wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
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So what is the proper procedure to remove the vacuum hose? I’m just asking for a friend…[/quote]
Olive oil. [/quote]
Won’t Popeye get jealous?
(Ba-Zing!.. ok,… I’ll slink back to the BBing forum…)
S
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Batman00 wrote:
…and Derek loves the really different ones. lol[/quote]
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Derek, you really need to stop using the fat chick with the food under her chin. That makes me vomit every time. Just thinking about it makes me sick. All the others are ok, but that ONE, damn you.[/quote]
Thats not food, thats mold. or fungus or something like that. warts maybe? syphillis?
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You have first hand knowledge. Gross. Quit bringing it up.[/quote]
As an EMT i got to respond to a chest pain complaint. The lady was 400lb. when i went to peel up her magnanimous bosom to place the monitor leads I found the source of her chest pain. A credit card imbedded in her flesh, infected, and oozing pus. Not to mention the white furry yeast growth around it. [/quote]
The smell Beth, it’s all about the smell lol. I’m the poor fuck who has to go clean up the mess after you’re all done patching them up. I miss the buzz of ER but not the workload and the same degenerates day after day. Those mouthwash drunks are fucking disgusting. The scent of homelessness, urine, barf and listerine is unmistakable.
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]sufiandy wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
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So what is the proper procedure to remove the vacuum hose? I’m just asking for a friend…[/quote]
Olive oil. [/quote]
Won’t Popeye get jealous?
(Ba-Zing!.. ok,… I’ll slink back to the BBing forum…)
S[/quote]
Lol, nice.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Batman00 wrote:
…and Derek loves the really different ones. lol[/quote]
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Derek, you really need to stop using the fat chick with the food under her chin. That makes me vomit every time. Just thinking about it makes me sick. All the others are ok, but that ONE, damn you.[/quote]
Thats not food, thats mold. or fungus or something like that. warts maybe? syphillis?
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You have first hand knowledge. Gross. Quit bringing it up.[/quote]
As an EMT i got to respond to a chest pain complaint. The lady was 400lb. when i went to peel up her magnanimous bosom to place the monitor leads I found the source of her chest pain. A credit card imbedded in her flesh, infected, and oozing pus. Not to mention the white furry yeast growth around it. [/quote]
The smell Beth, it’s all about the smell lol. I’m the poor fuck who has to go clean up the mess after you’re all done patching them up. I miss the buzz of ER but not the workload and the same degenerates day after day. Those mouthwash drunks are fucking disgusting. The scent of homelessness, urine, barf and listerine is unmistakable.
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The smells were the hardest part for me. Eventually you can tell when a patient has certain conditions like sepsis, C-diff, bacterial vaginosis…It got to me bad enough once that I passed out in the ER and had to be drug outside into the fresh air.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Batman00 wrote:
…and Derek loves the really different ones. lol[/quote]
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Derek, you really need to stop using the fat chick with the food under her chin. That makes me vomit every time. Just thinking about it makes me sick. All the others are ok, but that ONE, damn you.[/quote]
Thats not food, thats mold. or fungus or something like that. warts maybe? syphillis?
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You have first hand knowledge. Gross. Quit bringing it up.[/quote]
As an EMT i got to respond to a chest pain complaint. The lady was 400lb. when i went to peel up her magnanimous bosom to place the monitor leads I found the source of her chest pain. A credit card imbedded in her flesh, infected, and oozing pus. Not to mention the white furry yeast growth around it. [/quote]
The smell Beth, it’s all about the smell lol. I’m the poor fuck who has to go clean up the mess after you’re all done patching them up. I miss the buzz of ER but not the workload and the same degenerates day after day. Those mouthwash drunks are fucking disgusting. The scent of homelessness, urine, barf and listerine is unmistakable.
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The smells were the hardest part for me. Eventually you can tell when a patient has certain conditions like sepsis, C-diff, bacterial vaginosis…It got to me bad enough once that I passed out in the ER and had to be drug outside into the fresh air. [/quote]
My biggest phobia is feet. I fucking hate feet, especially old people feet. I was in the OR dept the other day and caught a glimpse of a patients face while the whole face was peeled back, didn’t bother me a bit, however gnarly old wild boar tusk toenails will have me running down the hall like a little bitch lol. C-diff is big problem here in the winter months, and yeah, it has a certain scent for sure, ugh. The hospital offered me a PSW job with free schooling. I turned them down. I don’t have the temperament to wash a dirty old vag on the gyne ward on a daily basis 
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
C-diff is big problem here in the winter months, and yeah, it has a certain scent for sure, ugh. The hospital offered me a PSW job with free schooling. I turned them down. I don’t have the temperament to wash a dirty old vag on the gyne ward on a daily basis [/quote]
I’m sure I will regret this but what is C-diff?
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
C-diff is big problem here in the winter months, and yeah, it has a certain scent for sure, ugh. The hospital offered me a PSW job with free schooling. I turned them down. I don’t have the temperament to wash a dirty old vag on the gyne ward on a daily basis [/quote]
I’m sure I will regret this but what is C-diff?[/quote]
clostridium difficile. grossness in da butt.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
C-diff is big problem here in the winter months, and yeah, it has a certain scent for sure, ugh. The hospital offered me a PSW job with free schooling. I turned them down. I don’t have the temperament to wash a dirty old vag on the gyne ward on a daily basis [/quote]
I’m sure I will regret this but what is C-diff?[/quote]
clostridium difficile. grossness in da butt.[/quote]
I love the fact I could never smell, was a great benefit for the ER.
But I was told C-Diff was one of the worse or a pilonidal cyst
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
C-diff is big problem here in the winter months, and yeah, it has a certain scent for sure, ugh. The hospital offered me a PSW job with free schooling. I turned them down. I don’t have the temperament to wash a dirty old vag on the gyne ward on a daily basis [/quote]
I’m sure I will regret this but what is C-diff?[/quote]
If you’re elderly and taking a lot of antibiotics and get admitted to a hospital for more than a couple weeks there’s a good chance you’ll get it. It’s a bitch to get rid of and can kill in some instances. I had to clean c-diff rooms for a few months and it sucked large.
Yesterday a good friend of mine who’s been a psych nurse for over twenty years and has seen it all stopped by for a bit. He was telling me about a homosexual client who’s in rough shape. The guy after years of getting cornholed had to get a colostomy procedure because his ass was toast. So now he has a gaping hole in his side that is infected with(can’t remember what term he used, herpes?) from his partner using it as, you guessed it a fuck hole.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
C-diff is big problem here in the winter months, and yeah, it has a certain scent for sure, ugh. The hospital offered me a PSW job with free schooling. I turned them down. I don’t have the temperament to wash a dirty old vag on the gyne ward on a daily basis [/quote]
I’m sure I will regret this but what is C-diff?[/quote]
AB resitant bacteria normally found in the bowels in small amounts.
It tends to overgrow when a patient is immuno-compromised or (or “and” since the two go together) anti-biotics kill the normal bacteria. (The lack of competition and the over-abundance of sugars in the intestine gives it a chance to go crazy.)
The result is massive nasty black diarrea and worse.
It’s becoming much more common, which is why people need to take pro-biotics as a general principal, but ESPECIALLY when on anti-biotics.
– Mrs. J
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]sufiandy wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
[/quote]
So what is the proper procedure to remove the vacuum hose? I’m just asking for a friend…[/quote]
Olive oil. [/quote]
My ER rotation (some years ago) was at a hospital that treated people from the arab parts of Judea under Palestinian Authority control.
There is a lack of marriagable females for a lot of men, so we got lessons from ER doctors who worked in San Fransico to prepare us.
We had a guy who nearly bled out because he got his penis bitten by a goat.
It’s the gold standard of ER injuries to me. Is it weirder than the guy who was f—g a goat?
— Mrs. J
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Yesterday a good friend of mine who’s been a psych nurse for over twenty years and has seen it all stopped by for a bit. He was telling me about a homosexual client who’s in rough shape. The guy after years of getting cornholed had to get a colostomy procedure because his ass was toast. So now he has a gaping hole in his side that is infected with(can’t remember what term he used, herpes?) from his partner using it as, you guessed it a fuck hole. [/quote]
“He was in bad shape from years of getting fucked in the ass.”
“You really should say ‘rectum’.”
“Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!”
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
It’s the gold standard of ER injuries to me. Is it weirder than the guy who was f—g a goat? [/quote]
I am going to guess that this sort of injury is not what you might call uncommon in Judea?
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
It’s the gold standard of ER injuries to me. Is it weirder than the guy who was f—g a goat? [/quote]
I am going to guess that this sort of injury is not what you might call uncommon in Judea?[/quote]
It’s where the men are men, and the goats are nervous.
– Mrs. J