[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Okay I am ignorant on what Varqanir means? [/quote]
I always assumed he was an Indian pastry chef, no?
I got pooped on once. Was transporting a 480lb female via w/c. she slid forward and I had to get behind her and lower her to the floor so she didn’t get injured. And she let her bowels go. the worst part was the old feces that was stuck in her back rolls from the last time. It took me weeks to get the smell out of my nose.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
I like how far this thread has diverged from the OP.[/quote]
What I like is that it was Derek who was bitching the other day about people discussing Vikings on his Salma Hayek thread.
Hypocrite.
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Okay I am ignorant on what Varqanir means? [/quote]
And now I realize what you were saying, thanks to Dr Pangloss.
I explain it here.
http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/music_movies_girls_life/username?id=5732556&pageNo=7
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]sufiandy wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
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So what is the proper procedure to remove the vacuum hose? I’m just asking for a friend…[/quote]
Olive oil. [/quote]
Won’t Popeye get jealous?
(Ba-Zing!.. ok,… I’ll slink back to the BBing forum…)
S[/quote]
Hey! Now that one was good! (remember me?)
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
I guess I should probably quit the anal and stay away from garden vegetables.[/quote]
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Someone saw what you did there.[/quote]
In hindsight
maybe this one is better[/quote]
Why did that person let a man with a knife crawl up his ass?
Seriously, do you guys see the man in that X-ray?
Back to that chick. Yes her muscles are big but her pussy is HUUUUGE.
Further to rectum adventures and the ER.
With the fun of doing such things to themselves, do hot women (pornstars?) go to the ER for surgery to repair anything damaged?
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Further to rectum adventures and the ER.
With the fun of doing such things to themselves, do hot women (pornstars?) go to the ER for surgery to repair anything damaged?[/quote]
are only hot women pornstars? are all hot women porn stars? im confused.
some things heal on their own. like anal fissures. as long as you don’t eat or have anal sex for 2 weeks.
I knew a chick in high school who’s bf pulled out too fast and prolapsed her rectum. she had to go to ER to get it pushed back in or whatever they do.
anal injuries are really common - pornstar or not. I’m guessing pornstars do it in a safer environment and you can cut and edit scenes to take breaks or relube or whatnot.
I haven’t watched alot of kink. i could be wrong. there’s obviously some pretty dark genre like snuff films but…i’m gonna guess a prostitute is more likely to require surgical intervention than a porn actress/actor
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Batman00 wrote:
…and Derek loves the really different ones. lol[/quote]
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I like…
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Batman00 wrote:
…and Derek loves the really different ones. lol[/quote]
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dmaddox really? That girl is epicly fine.
I really have no clue what’s going on in here anymore, but 17 year old Canadian figure chick Kat Callegari > the girl in the OP
It really would be funny if Yulia Vins were to wander onto this site (not unlikely: Jamie Eason once showed up here), see a thread originally devoted to her devolve into a discussion of prolapsed rectums and Coke bottles in peoples butts, and think “seriously, what the fuck, T-Nation?!”
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
It really would be funny if Yulia Vins were to wander onto this site (not unlikely: Jamie Eason once showed up here), see a thread originally devoted to her devolve into a discussion of prolapsed rectums and Coke bottles in peoples butts, and think “seriously, what the fuck, T-Nation?!”[/quote]
Who knows, maybe she’d be into it. Don’t fight the urges people, Yulia demands more filth.
I’m just adding this here because on T Nation we seem to just stick sexy pictures in threads about any old sexy woman.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m just adding this here because on T Nation we seem to just stick sexy pictures in threads about any old sexy woman.[/quote]
Wow that’s a salacious and enviable hind end.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m just adding this here because on T Nation we seem to just stick sexy pictures in threads about any old sexy woman.[/quote]
Wow that’s a salacious and enviable hind end.[/quote]
Ahhhhhh…
You make my head hurt.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m just adding this here because on T Nation we seem to just stick sexy pictures in threads about any old sexy woman.[/quote]
Wow that’s a salacious and enviable hind end.[/quote]
Ahhhhhh…
You make my head hurt. [/quote]
Use more lotion next time.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m just adding this here because on T Nation we seem to just stick sexy pictures in threads about any old sexy woman.[/quote]
Wow that’s a salacious and enviable hind end.[/quote]
Ahhhhhh…
You make my head hurt. [/quote]
Use more lotion next time. [/quote]
You made me choke again. On a chip this time. I could have died!
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m just adding this here because on T Nation we seem to just stick sexy pictures in threads about any old sexy woman.[/quote]
Wow that’s a salacious and enviable hind end.[/quote]
Ahhhhhh…
You make my head hurt. [/quote]
Use more lotion next time. [/quote]
You made me choke again. On a chip this time. I could have died![/quote]
Stay away from bretzels and you will be fine.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Further to rectum adventures and the ER.
With the fun of doing such things to themselves, do hot women (pornstars?) go to the ER for surgery to repair anything damaged?[/quote]
are only hot women pornstars? are all hot women porn stars? im confused.
some things heal on their own. like anal fissures. as long as you don’t eat or have anal sex for 2 weeks.
I knew a chick in high school who’s bf pulled out too fast and prolapsed her rectum. she had to go to ER to get it pushed back in or whatever they do.
anal injuries are really common - pornstar or not. I’m guessing pornstars do it in a safer environment and you can cut and edit scenes to take breaks or relube or whatnot.
I haven’t watched alot of kink. i could be wrong. there’s obviously some pretty dark genre like snuff films but…i’m gonna guess a prostitute is more likely to require surgical intervention than a porn actress/actor[/quote]
Well I DGAF about the uglies. I’ve seen the occasional Efukt video showing a tiny asian girl putting something as big as my arm up her arse, so I am curious as to how they keep stuff from going places they dont want to go.