[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Batman00 wrote:
…and Derek loves the really different ones. lol[/quote]
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Derek, you really need to stop using the fat chick with the food under her chin. That makes me vomit every time. Just thinking about it makes me sick. All the others are ok, but that ONE, damn you.[/quote]
Thats not food, thats mold. or fungus or something like that. warts maybe? syphillis?
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Batman00 wrote:
…and Derek loves the really different ones. lol[/quote]
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Derek, you really need to stop using the fat chick with the food under her chin. That makes me vomit every time. Just thinking about it makes me sick. All the others are ok, but that ONE, damn you.[/quote]
Thats not food, thats mold. or fungus or something like that. warts maybe? syphillis?
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You have first hand knowledge. Gross. Quit bringing it up.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Batman00 wrote:
…and Derek loves the really different ones. lol[/quote]
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Derek, you really need to stop using the fat chick with the food under her chin. That makes me vomit every time. Just thinking about it makes me sick. All the others are ok, but that ONE, damn you.[/quote]
Thats not food, thats mold. or fungus or something like that. warts maybe? syphillis?
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You have first hand knowledge. Gross. Quit bringing it up.[/quote]
As an EMT i got to respond to a chest pain complaint. The lady was 400lb. when i went to peel up her magnanimous bosom to place the monitor leads I found the source of her chest pain. A credit card imbedded in her flesh, infected, and oozing pus. Not to mention the white furry yeast growth around it.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Batman00 wrote:
…and Derek loves the really different ones. lol[/quote]
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Derek, you really need to stop using the fat chick with the food under her chin. That makes me vomit every time. Just thinking about it makes me sick. All the others are ok, but that ONE, damn you.[/quote]
Thats not food, thats mold. or fungus or something like that. warts maybe? syphillis?
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You have first hand knowledge. Gross. Quit bringing it up.[/quote]
As an EMT i got to respond to a chest pain complaint. The lady was 400lb. when i went to peel up her magnanimous bosom to place the monitor leads I found the source of her chest pain. A credit card imbedded in her flesh, infected, and oozing pus. Not to mention the white furry yeast growth around it. [/quote]
Pics or it didn’t happen.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Pics or it didn’t happen.[/quote]
You ask Derek to stop and then this?
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Pics or it didn’t happen.[/quote]
You ask Derek to stop and then this?[/quote]
lmao, you got me there.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Pics or it didn’t happen.[/quote]
You ask Derek to stop and then this?[/quote]
lmao, you got me there.[/quote]
Are you threatening me?
[quote]theBeth wrote:
As an EMT i got to respond to a chest pain complaint. The lady was 400lb. when i went to peel up her magnanimous bosom to place the monitor leads I found the source of her chest pain. A credit card imbedded in her flesh, infected, and oozing pus. Not to mention the white furry yeast growth around it. [/quote]
OMG WE ARE SO DOOMED AS A SPECIES JESUS CHRIST.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
As an EMT i got to respond to a chest pain complaint. The lady was 400lb. when i went to peel up her magnanimous bosom to place the monitor leads I found the source of her chest pain. A credit card imbedded in her flesh, infected, and oozing pus. Not to mention the white furry yeast growth around it. [/quote]
It’s a good thing I’m no noob. That’s absolutely disgusting. In many fashions.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
As an EMT i got to respond to a chest pain complaint. The lady was 400lb. when i went to peel up her magnanimous bosom to place the monitor leads I found the source of her chest pain. A credit card imbedded in her flesh, infected, and oozing pus. Not to mention the white furry yeast growth around it. [/quote]
OMG WE ARE SO DOOMED AS A SPECIES JESUS CHRIST. [/quote]
lol
When I was working as a ER nurse in a Trauma center that was the only in Patient Psych center in town. We had a lady that was always coming in every few weeks who had open sores, abscess to her legs cause she would cut her legs and put her own shit in the wounds.
You have no idea what the lower bar of society is like.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
As an EMT i got to respond to a chest pain complaint. The lady was 400lb. when i went to peel up her magnanimous bosom to place the monitor leads I found the source of her chest pain. A credit card imbedded in her flesh, infected, and oozing pus. Not to mention the white furry yeast growth around it. [/quote]
OMG WE ARE SO DOOMED AS A SPECIES JESUS CHRIST. [/quote]
lol
When I was working as a ER nurse in a Trauma center that was the only in Patient Psych center in town. We had a lady that was always coming in every few weeks who had open sores, abscess to her legs cause she would cut her legs and put her own shit in the wounds.
You have no idea what the lower bar of society is like. [/quote]
In a head to head battle of stories you will always win. mostly due to vocabulary but still.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
You have no idea what the lower bar of society is like. [/quote]
I work as a corrections officer in prison. Trust me I know!
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
You have no idea what the lower bar of society is like. [/quote]
I work as a corrections officer in prison. Trust me I know! [/quote]
Cool
Made a lot of friends with correction officers, you guys brought us the fucked up guys who were stabbed etc.
I once had a guy who came in DOA from his home, he had come home drunk, stuck the water hose up his ass, started beating off and passed out.
He forgot to turn off the water.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
You have no idea what the lower bar of society is like. [/quote]
I work as a corrections officer in prison. Trust me I know! [/quote]
Cool
Made a lot of friends with correction officers, you guys brought us the fucked up guys who were stabbed etc.
I once had a guy who came in DOA from his home, he had come home drunk, stuck the water hose up his ass, started beating off and passed out.
He forgot to turn off the water.[/quote]
Alright, now I must know.
What did he actually die from?
Also, probably not in Valhalla right now.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
You have no idea what the lower bar of society is like. [/quote]
I work as a corrections officer in prison. Trust me I know! [/quote]
Cool
Made a lot of friends with correction officers, you guys brought us the fucked up guys who were stabbed etc.
I once had a guy who came in DOA from his home, he had come home drunk, stuck the water hose up his ass, started beating off and passed out.
He forgot to turn off the water.[/quote]
Alright, now I must know.
What did he actually die from?
Also, probably not in Valhalla right now.[/quote]
Perforated bowel and probably water intoxication
In the ER we really don’t get the autopsy results
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
You have no idea what the lower bar of society is like. [/quote]
I work as a corrections officer in prison. Trust me I know! [/quote]
Cool
Made a lot of friends with correction officers, you guys brought us the fucked up guys who were stabbed etc.
I once had a guy who came in DOA from his home, he had come home drunk, stuck the water hose up his ass, started beating off and passed out.
He forgot to turn off the water.[/quote]
Alright, now I must know.
What did he actually die from?
Also, probably not in Valhalla right now.[/quote]
Perforated bowel and probably water intoxication
In the ER we really don’t get the autopsy results[/quote]
What an utterly senseless way to die.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
You have no idea what the lower bar of society is like. [/quote]
I work as a corrections officer in prison. Trust me I know! [/quote]
Cool
Made a lot of friends with correction officers, you guys brought us the fucked up guys who were stabbed etc.
I once had a guy who came in DOA from his home, he had come home drunk, stuck the water hose up his ass, started beating off and passed out.
He forgot to turn off the water.[/quote]
Alright, now I must know.
What did he actually die from?
Also, probably not in Valhalla right now.[/quote]
Perforated bowel and probably water intoxication
In the ER we really don’t get the autopsy results[/quote]
What an utterly senseless way to die. [/quote]
The guy who died who perforated his bowel with a crowbar sober was worse
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
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Rape victim who with long nails laid open a guys scrotum was pretty funny
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Garden hose is a new one. I’ve had to respond to the vacuum hose stuck on dick. Neck of wine bottle broken off in ass. Dick stuck in zipper…
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Rape victim who with long nails laid open a guys scrotum was pretty funny[/quote]
Wow, Beth. You weren’t wrong.