Your Fight Story

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lol

why even bother commenting on this thread?
if it pisses you off so much just stay away. just like all of you mentioned, if its avoidable, fucking avoid it.

???

im surprised you big talkers dont have stories to share. probably because you sit in that chair on friday nights makin fun of people in the safety and comfort of your own home.

i dont condone fighting. nor do i condone drugs use, murder, poverty, etc but it happens.

relax and get over yourself.
again, take your own advice and avoid confrontation.

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Why waste your time pumping iron when you could be pumping chicks?

-A.D.C.

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I have a few but this is the best.
Simple story here; I got into a fight @
a local towny bar (not my town); got jumped from the back an an pulled the guy over me flipping him over an his friend came an stabbed me twice w/a pocket knife, once in the left triceps an left lower lat, it was deep enough to puncture a lung. I turned around an an just tackled him (guy w/ knife)to the ground an the bar bouncers were out by then an took us apart.

An ambulance was called but were taking too long IMO to get there so my g/f drove me to the E.R. an I stayed 1 1/2 weeks w/a chest tube to try an re-inflate my left lung.
Charges were pressed, turned out he was on probation for other offences an eventually spent some time in prison. Never really knew why either one attacked me.

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Once while I was walking alone I was attacked by a gang of 4-6 indians. I could see that some of them were carrying weapons.

I ran and lived.

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I don’t give a damn one way or the other, but crap like this does belong in the Off Topic.

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[quote]ZeusNathan wrote:
why even bother commenting on this thread? [/quote]

Because it’s an Internet forum?

Who said I ever tried avoiding fights?

Point was clear: You don’t just go, “This one time, on the streets” whenever someone asks for a fight story. Like other stories, they’re prompted through conversation.

People who can just respond with a story are usually bullshitting.

All good.

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lol… you’re right man. its a public forum for you to say whatever you please. however, you can have your intellectual conversation elsewhere… where the stories arent ‘bullshit’.

“People who can just respond with a story are usually bullshitting.”

i think you’d remember something like getting jumped… getting stabbed like the guy above you… your wife whoopin some ass after just watching someone else do it… gettin clocked in the head and then running and hiding for your life… holding your own against 8 chinatown gang members… well fuck dont you lift? dont you remember how you felt when you broke a PR?

its just stories

personally, i dont know why someone would falsely conjure up a story… to impress mr californialaw??? nahhhh breh. if you dont have a story to share, its all good, enjoy the others. but dont bring that wahhhhhhh wahhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhh you’re lying!! crap. turned this tough thread into the friggin view. well i dont like it barbara. and you made star jones cry.

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[quote]nothingclever wrote:
Cuz you guys are so much tuffer by talking shit about shit talkers… A lot of these aren’t really worth bragging about. Most of them are basically “I beat up some drunk guy or some dumb kids and ran.” WhooOoooo he’s clearly trying to sound like he’s Bruce Lee.

What makes them even less impressive is that you see people saying they had friends or a girlfriend nearby. I don’t know about you but unless I have a good reason not to I better fight whoever the hell is trying to fuck with me or else my friends will look down on me somewhat. The threat of embarrassment makes it a lot easier to fight someone and having friends around makes you feel safe.

One guy in this thread said he ran to save some girl from a drunk guy that was harassing her and his friend was watching him the entire time ready to jump in. He also said he found out it was a domestic dispute, had to run and hide from authorities and he was lucky the other guy was drunk/missed him/whatever.

None of those circumstances listed sound like bragging.

Also who fights people just because they cut in front of you in a line? “Oh no I might have to wait a whole minute extra, I better knock this guy the fuck out and show him who’s boss.”

What really sounds like bragging is when someone is completely alone and could easily choose not to fight because no one besides the guy instigating is watching him.

Going by the logic of you two anyone who talks about fighting is a pussy and needs to get outside. If you guys really want to be tuff you’d stop posting at all because that means you are completely above silly e-fight discussions.

You also wouldn’t ever talk about boxing because you’d be boxers and you’d never talk about being a soldier because you’d be one too. Any time you aren’t actively looking for fights and decide to talk about them instead you’re being a coward. Good job with that thinking.[/quote]

I didn’t read anything you wrote because I"m sure it’s all garbage, but I just wanted to clarify why this thread sucks.

Fight stories, and therefore this thread, suck because guys are fucking idiots who exaggerate things and end up putting in tons of shit that never happened just to make themselves seem tougher.

I know you’ve all beaten up 27 ninjas with machine guns, and you’re all soooooo badass for posting it online. But seriously, grow the fuck up. This forum is for combat sports- i.e., those who train in some type of martial arts and want to talk about that. Serious fights are serious business… not something to be bullshitted about by a nancy like you on the internet.

And listen you cunt, I’ve been through the fucking wringer, but I don’t need to tell you or any other cocksucker on the internet about it, though, because no one gives two shits. I for one haven’t read one post about peoples’ fight stories, because as i said, I’m sure they’re all exagerrated beyond belief.

One thing I’ve learned- if you’re a decent fighter, you don’t have to go around telling everyone. They’ll know. If they don’t, then you’re not that good.

So stop proving you’re a complete moron with every post and go away. Nothinclever is a great name for you dickless.

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One time I was pissed off at a dude in a bar, yada yada yada and I posted about it on the internet.

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I turned down a fight yesterday, was fucking around in a basement and threw a plastic bottle at some kid, lightly, after he had thrown a small koosh ball at me.

We both missed, I went to get the ball and I turn around and here he is, the most athletic kid I’ve seen in my town, besides the body builders… telling me I’m done

ME: “What the hell? Do you want me to call you daddy or something, im not doing this”
him: “You done?”
Me: “what?”
Him: “Are you done?”
Me: “ok, i’m done”

Still have no idea what I’m done with

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Wasn’t even in a fight.

Just some hard sparring and freaky one off thing happened.

Burst a blood vessel in my thigh and didn’t know about it until I passed out 3 hours later and smashed my head on the floor. Woke up in a daze not long after with no one around… freaky… all sorts of things go through your head.

Wife miraculously arrived home a minute later.

Went to hospital and was scanned for everything.

Kept complaining about my leg but the ignored me and thought it was just bruised.

Got discharged only to wake up screaming like a girl 2 hours later with a frozen leg and something that resembled an elephants thigh.

Went back to hospital only to be gutted 30 mins later in order to save my thigh from dying since it had become constricted with my own blood supply!

Here’s the aftermath.

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dang dood that looks sick
glad to hear your good though

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[quote]ZeusNathan wrote:
i call dibs on blazin dave!!! :)[/quote]

I would totally beat your ass.
I don’t have many fight stories. Why? Cause i don’t get into fights unless it’s necessary. There’s nothing hardcore about fights. REAL fights are stupid and you always end up regretting it.

The only story i might have worth telling:
When i was like 13, i was at school and stuff…
We had this friend who had bought a new baseball cap, We were pissing him off by taking his cap and running away, only to have him chase us.
At one point i grabbed his cap, during recess duh, and ran to the second floor.

The second floor was where all the labs were. He chases me there and im at a dead end. He then tries to take the cap away. I’m laughing my ass off wrestling with this guy who wants his hat. I though he was having fun too.
Anyway at one point we re face to face and he grabs my shoulders.

My kyokushin senses tingle and a second later i notice he is about to headbutt me right in the face. I totally don’t do anything and get one right in the face.

I have “explosive” rage. I basically am either really fucking mad, or very calm. It takes alot to piss me off, and its basically like a switch when i get mad. I’m sure alot of you have experienced this.

At that point, i was really fucking mad.
I give him a right hook and as he brings his face back up, i give him another one.
At that point our class comes up, since we were having science something or other…so we just mingle with the students to avoid getting in trouble with our teacher.

A few days later he comes to me screaming telling me had to get his braces fixed up because i had broken them.

Fuck ya.

Now you guys can continue with your fake stories about fighting the hulk and sucking 5 guys off all at once. Fascinating.

Also, this one time, when i was 14, i beat up 23 ninjas and they all had rocket launchers.

Lately, ive been a peace loving fighter, and just having lots of sex. Yay me.

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[quote]humble wrote:
Burst a blood vessel in my thigh and didn’t know about it until I passed out 3 hours later and smashed my head on the floor. [/quote]

You didn’t know about it until you passed out 3 hours later? Damn! What happened to you in those 3 hours preceeding your passing out? And After you passed out, how did you smash your head on the floor?

It’s also pretty amazing that, once you had passed out, you were able to remember. Man, neurology 101 has lied to me once again!

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I thought this thread was going to be about fight stories, not tough guy streetfight stories.

How many people here actually fight instead of pretending they are fighters?

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[quote]Eddie_would_tow wrote:
humble wrote:
Burst a blood vessel in my thigh and didn’t know about it until I passed out 3 hours later and smashed my head on the floor.

You didn’t know about it until you passed out 3 hours later? Damn! What happened to you in those 3 hours preceeding your passing out? And After you passed out, how did you smash your head on the floor?

It’s also pretty amazing that, once you had passed out, you were able to remember. Man, neurology 101 has lied to me once again!

[/quote]

Yeh… just thought it was badly bruised, maybe a haematoma or something as I’ve had two previous haematomas on both my shins which were operated on.

No such luck.

I sat at my computer doing some work after the sparring and remember feeling pretty faint headed… like I’ve never felt before. So I reached for my phone to call my wife but reception cut out before it connected properly. I remember trying to start the dial again and then blank. Next thing I remember is waking up on the floor with pain in my head and left arm and slumped over the squat rack which is behind my computer desk. That’s why I assume the soreness in my head was from hitting it on the floor.

Neurology has lied to you?

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Christ, i had an hour break at school and i read this whole thread. i had nothing to do between working out and eating so i thought maybe reading stuff in the combat sports forum could benefit me somewhat. all this shit i just read kinda sucks. some stuff was cool and i liked the street fighter reference. but i wasted my time, and hopefully, if your reading this, i can waste yours too.

im a boxer and all of my fighting is pretty uneventful, its like work. you get punched in the head, you punch someone else in the head, you dodge, counterpunch, block, etc. sometimes you punch the body. when you go home, you tell your family or your girfriend about stuff and they dont care about how good you did or what youve learned, they just remind you about how dangerous boxing is. that kinda gets you used to not talking about it anymore, cause it turns into a goddamned fight with the woman. then youve got a freaking headache, your ears are still ringing, and your womans so pissed off at you cause you decided to share some of your life with her. you end up just sittin still somewhere in the house in the silence doing absolutely nothing, cause thats the only thing that doesnt cause you pain. whether its the woman nagging, or the blood rushing to your throbbing head.

so now, i dont usually talk much about the fighting, i remember the training cause it usually sucks worse than the fight. and it earns sympathy points with the lady!
but the guys i box with party and get into fights and usually beat people up or tell the guy that their about to fight that they train for boxing and fight people everyday for fun, or some shit like that. i think thats such a waste of talent. im not even that good yet and i dont think its fair to fight someone like that. besides, the fight is almost always about some girl that doesnt even give a fuck anyway. so because your a boxer and all badass and tough, you just sent some guy to the hospital and end up paying the bill for his reconstructive surgery so he can breathe through his nose again. all of this because you both wanted to kiss the same drunk skank.
that is my fight story.

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[quote]ericmillah wrote:
The best thing in the last four pages[/quote]

Good man. Very true.

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[quote]ericmillah wrote:
Christ, i had an hour break at school and i read this whole thread. i had nothing to do between working out and eating so i thought maybe reading stuff in the combat sports forum could benefit me somewhat. all this shit i just read kinda sucks. some stuff was cool and i liked the street fighter reference. but i wasted my time, and hopefully, if your reading this, i can waste yours too.

im a boxer and all of my fighting is pretty uneventful, its like work. you get punched in the head, you punch someone else in the head, you dodge, counterpunch, block, etc. sometimes you punch the body. when you go home, you tell your family or your girfriend about stuff and they dont care about how good you did or what youve learned, they just remind you about how dangerous boxing is. that kinda gets you used to not talking about it anymore, cause it turns into a goddamned fight with the woman. then youve got a freaking headache, your ears are still ringing, and your womans so pissed off at you cause you decided to share some of your life with her. you end up just sittin still somewhere in the house in the silence doing absolutely nothing, cause thats the only thing that doesnt cause you pain. whether its the woman nagging, or the blood rushing to your throbbing head.

so now, i dont usually talk much about the fighting, i remember the training cause it usually sucks worse than the fight. and it earns sympathy points with the lady!
but the guys i box with party and get into fights and usually beat people up or tell the guy that their about to fight that they train for boxing and fight people everyday for fun, or some shit like that. i think thats such a waste of talent. im not even that good yet and i dont think its fair to fight someone like that. besides, the fight is almost always about some girl that doesnt even give a fuck anyway. so because your a boxer and all badass and tough, you just sent some guy to the hospital and end up paying the bill for his reconstructive surgery so he can breathe through his nose again. all of this because you both wanted to kiss the same drunk skank.
that is my fight story.[/quote]

Wise man you are. I play the coward in the street. Don’t look forward to being behind bars for stupid shit and missing out on my family.

Granted, I don’t get picked on being a little bigger than most people.

Had a laugh about your personal dealings with family… so I’m not alone.

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[quote]ericmillah wrote:
Christ, i had an hour break at school and i read this whole thread. i had nothing to do between working out and eating so i thought maybe reading stuff in the combat sports forum could benefit me somewhat. all this shit i just read kinda sucks. some stuff was cool and i liked the street fighter reference. but i wasted my time, and hopefully, if your reading this, i can waste yours too.

im a boxer and all of my fighting is pretty uneventful, its like work. you get punched in the head, you punch someone else in the head, you dodge, counterpunch, block, etc. sometimes you punch the body. when you go home, you tell your family or your girfriend about stuff and they dont care about how good you did or what youve learned, they just remind you about how dangerous boxing is. that kinda gets you used to not talking about it anymore, cause it turns into a goddamned fight with the woman. then youve got a freaking headache, your ears are still ringing, and your womans so pissed off at you cause you decided to share some of your life with her. you end up just sittin still somewhere in the house in the silence doing absolutely nothing, cause thats the only thing that doesnt cause you pain. whether its the woman nagging, or the blood rushing to your throbbing head.

so now, i dont usually talk much about the fighting, i remember the training cause it usually sucks worse than the fight. and it earns sympathy points with the lady!
but the guys i box with party and get into fights and usually beat people up or tell the guy that their about to fight that they train for boxing and fight people everyday for fun, or some shit like that. i think thats such a waste of talent. im not even that good yet and i dont think its fair to fight someone like that. besides, the fight is almost always about some girl that doesnt even give a fuck anyway. so because your a boxer and all badass and tough, you just sent some guy to the hospital and end up paying the bill for his reconstructive surgery so he can breathe through his nose again. all of this because you both wanted to kiss the same drunk skank.
that is my fight story.[/quote]

you def got punched in the head too many times… you dont have one complete or coherent sentence in here.

and why even box if it’s like ‘work’ to you? its like a kid majoring in accounting even though he hates numbers.