Your Fight Story

[Capacity]

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

Normally I would agree, but I get very touchy with girlfriends.[/quote]

No pun intended?

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

If someone makes an obscene comment about my girl or her character (think Max Baer in Cinderella Man) than I’m probably going to have a problem.

[/quote]

Wait. I’m having a little trouble with this rationalization. First, is this someone you know making an obscene comment about your GF? Why would someone you know say something rude about her or her character? Me thinks you either have pretty sucky friends or relatives … or really bad taste in women … if they’d even think of going there out loud.

So that leaves only a couple of possibilities. You are out with your GF when some (probably drunk) person says something? That still kind of makes me wonder why you’d take physical action if that kind of situation came up?

Yeah, I know some crap gets said at bars and whatnot, but alcohol consumption aside most adult women don’t take that kind of trash talk personally if they have even a smidgen of self respect and confidence. So why should you react?

Nothing screams “Asshole” louder than a smirk, a shrug and ignoring the offender. Even if a complete stranger just up and said something uncalled for I’d still have to wonder why you’d feel compelled to respond to such a fucktard? Seems rather redundant.

As defending her “honor” in her absence? Kinda pointless, no?

I guess being a very confident woman I’d prefer that if someone is going to have to step up and defend my “honor” then I’d like to be the one who determines when and how.

Cappy

[blazindave]

[quote]ZeusNathan wrote:
blazindave wrote:
ZeusNathan wrote:

makes me think of that fight club quote

“i dont wanna die without any scars”

humans are animals, animals fight. blabla but if you are disrespected, you gotta lay down the law. if you dont, well, you better have a good explanantion.

This has got to be the most retarded thing ive ever heard.
Literally the most retarded thing ever.
Disrespected how? If some guy tries to fuck with my family or gf or whatever then i will kick his ass. However if all he does is spit at my feet and call me a few names, why would i even give a fuck?
All this " r’spekt " bullshit is just plain fucking stupid.

look at you getting all wet over something that wasn’t even directed towards you. or maybe you just like to fight over the internet.

[/quote]

Welcome to discussion boards (forum). Guess what we do on them. Notice i didnt call you retarded, but rather, your statement. There’s nothing i’m getting wet about. “Respect” is for people with small dicks.

[Judas]

im from Australia and we have black people here who were natives but we killed most of em and stole there land, sorta like American Indians for all you yanks.

any way i was at a big party in a park with about 300 drunk teenagers and there were 4 abos (black australias we call them abos sort for aboriginals)and they were going around and just attacking guys smaller than them 4 on 1 and just knocking em out and stomping on there heads, i seen maybe 4 guys get taken out, and then i was walking with this girl i had met and one of them shoulder barged me and i was like what the fuck cunt watch where ya going, and then kept walkin and went and sat down with this chick, then while i was sitting down the abo comes up to me like 2 meters away and starts screaming IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU CUNT and im sitting down and hes standing above me (im 6’2 85kgs 188 pounds and this dude was probably 5’8 210 pounds) and im thinkin head down cover up and he charged me and jumpin upper cutted me in the forehead, knocking me off my log that i was sitting on, must have broken his hand cos i timed it perfect landed right in the middle of my forehead,

then he was in a sloppy top mount just throwing bombs like he wanted to kill me and i was covering up well took maybe 15-20 shots in the top and sides of the head none in the face, then i grabbed his neck and sorted rolled him over and got ontop of him and threw a right elbow as hard as i could and hit him in the side of the head and he went limp, i got pulled up to my feet by some guys i didnt know and they were like dude get the fuck outa here u fucked him up his mates are coming and i had blood pissing down my face from my forehead where he upper cutted me and i was concussed,

i could tell when i stood up was heaps punch drunk and had no legs on me so i stumbled into some bushes and lay down for a bit then i seen 3 abos running around the party screamin WHERE THE FUCK IS HE !!! and i new i was safe and went back to my car and got a big knife out of my car then went back to the party with a hoody on and got my girl and went home, had a concussion for 4 days and some hair fell out where i took shots on the top of my head but i was alright first KO with a elbow.

[Azrael]

All I can say is wow!
wish I had handled myself with so much courage…a lack of T, I guess…

I was(maybe am) a wimp. All the fights ended up with me getting bashed or humiliated. Nothing serious but small brawls. Bullies loved to pick on me. Of course my 1st instinct was always to run and hide- and that’s exactly what I used to to majority of the time. In the actual fight time I used to be always like “sigh! why doesn’t he just get it over with…” There was no aggression in me before or during the fights. just fear.

The 1st time I dealt with proper aggression was when psyching up for training- esp for squats. Also people stopped picking up on when I started serious training. That’s really surprising cause I could never beef up- my arms have measured 14 inches max- full flexed. I guess my attitude changed cause of training. I was really physically weak…I remember one sqt session when I squatted 30kgX5. That was the hardest I had ever exerted myself physic ally till then…and was proud of myself like hell. (also shows how weak I was considering that I was proud of a 30kg squat) Maybe as I gained more strength and applied myself more to my training I also became more confident and it showed in my like outside the gym.

I read in this article written by Paul Vunak that the concept of self defense itself is wrong. If you concentrate on defending yourself you’ve lost the battle. The focus should be on avoiding fights, but if at all you do get into one then rather than defending yourself you should just concentrate on taking the other person down and making sure that he was temporarily incapacitated.

A while back I got into judo and put this into practice. I never got to compete and had to quit after a while (cause of some injuries n some brain problems) But during the randori sessions I used to psych myself up like a powerlifter and hold my own against even the senior black belts.

If I’m ever in a situation where I might have to fight I’ve decided to just psych up like hell, go crazy and get into it.

I know this is T-Nation and my admission of being a wimp must be the most un-T thing you read on this site…just wondering anyone else like me?

[Guerrero]

So one time my mom is like, TURN OFF THAT GODDAMN SEGA, ITS 5 MINUTES B4 SKOOL

And I’m like SHUT UP BITCH, IM PLAYING SONIC.

And she comes over, and she pulls the chord.

So I get up and wail this bitch in the face and knock her ass out.

And then I mount her and get about 10 clean elbows in the face.

[JH1]

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Melvin Smiley wrote:
One time I was blind drunk and tried to triangle a guy in a street fight…he beat the SHIT out of me

One time some drunk tried to put me in a triangle. I beat the shit out of him.

[/quote]

One time some drunk tried to put some guy in a triangle right next to where I was standing, I took my pizza slice and went home… when I got home I beat the shit out of one of my house plants.

btw we need more street fight stories and Bruce Lee threads

[ZeusNathan]

[quote]blazindave wrote:
ZeusNathan wrote:
blazindave wrote:
ZeusNathan wrote:

makes me think of that fight club quote

“i dont wanna die without any scars”

humans are animals, animals fight. blabla but if you are disrespected, you gotta lay down the law. if you dont, well, you better have a good explanantion.

This has got to be the most retarded thing ive ever heard.
Literally the most retarded thing ever.
Disrespected how? If some guy tries to fuck with my family or gf or whatever then i will kick his ass. However if all he does is spit at my feet and call me a few names, why would i even give a fuck?
All this " r’spekt " bullshit is just plain fucking stupid.

look at you getting all wet over something that wasn’t even directed towards you. or maybe you just like to fight over the internet.

Welcome to discussion boards (forum). Guess what we do on them. Notice i didnt call you retarded, but rather, your statement. There’s nothing i’m getting wet about. “Respect” is for people with small dicks.
[/quote]

ok
you discussed nothing about my statement
all you said was fuck shit stupid retarded bullshit and spelled respect mad weird

[ZeusNathan]

and yes, small penises
thank god you didn’t forget that one

[ZeusNathan]

[quote]Azrael wrote:
All I can say is wow!
wish I had handled myself with so much courage…a lack of T, I guess…

I was(maybe am) a wimp. All the fights ended up with me getting bashed or humiliated. Nothing serious but small brawls. Bullies loved to pick on me. Of course my 1st instinct was always to run and hide- and that’s exactly what I used to to majority of the time. In the actual fight time I used to be always like “sigh! why doesn’t he just get it over with…” There was no aggression in me before or during the fights. just fear.

The 1st time I dealt with proper aggression was when psyching up for training- esp for squats. Also people stopped picking up on when I started serious training. That’s really surprising cause I could never beef up- my arms have measured 14 inches max- full flexed. I guess my attitude changed cause of training. I was really physically weak…I remember one sqt session when I squatted 30kgX5. That was the hardest I had ever exerted myself physic ally till then…and was proud of myself like hell. (also shows how weak I was considering that I was proud of a 30kg squat) Maybe as I gained more strength and applied myself more to my training I also became more confident and it showed in my like outside the gym.

I read in this article written by Paul Vunak that the concept of self defense itself is wrong. If you concentrate on defending yourself you’ve lost the battle. The focus should be on avoiding fights, but if at all you do get into one then rather than defending yourself you should just concentrate on taking the other person down and making sure that he was temporarily incapacitated.

A while back I got into judo and put this into practice. I never got to compete and had to quit after a while (cause of some injuries n some brain problems) But during the randori sessions I used to psych myself up like a powerlifter and hold my own against even the senior black belts.

If I’m ever in a situation where I might have to fight I’ve decided to just psych up like hell, go crazy and get into it.

I know this is T nation and my admission of being a wimp must be the most un-T thing you read on this site…just wondering anyone else like me?[/quote]

you gotta do what you gotta do. but you gotta remember you cant get over zealous… if someone bumps you on the shoulder, dont even look back and walk away. but if someone lifts his fist up to bust yer lip, kick that mofo in the farcee.

[ZeusNathan]

[quote]Judas wrote:
im from Australia and we have black people here who were natives but we killed most of em and stole there land, sorta like American Indians for all you yanks.

any way i was at a big party in a park with about 300 drunk teenagers and there were 4 abos (black australias we call them abos sort for aboriginals)and they were going around and just attacking guys smaller than them 4 on 1 and just knocking em out and stomping on there heads, i seen maybe 4 guys get taken out, and then i was walking with this girl i had met and one of them shoulder barged me and i was like what the fuck cunt watch where ya going, and then kept walkin and went and sat down with this chick, then while i was sitting down the abo comes up to me like 2 meters away and starts screaming IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU CUNT and im sitting down and hes standing above me (im 6’2 85kgs 188 pounds and this dude was probably 5’8 210 pounds) and im thinkin head down cover up and he charged me and jumpin upper cutted me in the forehead, knocking me off my log that i was sitting on, must have broken his hand cos i timed it perfect landed right in the middle of my forehead, then he was in a sloppy top mount just throwing bombs like he wanted to kill me and i was covering up well took maybe 15-20 shots in the top and sides of the head none in the face, then i grabbed his neck and sorted rolled him over and got ontop of him and threw a right elbow as hard as i could and hit him in the side of the head and he went limp, i got pulled up to my feet by some guys i didnt know and they were like dude get the fuck outa here u fucked him up his mates are coming and i had blood pissing down my face from my forehead where he upper cutted me and i was concussed, i could tell when i stood up was heaps punch drunk and had no legs on me so i stumbled into some bushes and lay down for a bit then i seen 3 abos running around the party screamin WHERE THE FUCK IS HE !!! and i new i was safe and went back to my car and got a big knife out of my car then went back to the party with a hoody on and got my girl and went home, had a concussion for 4 days and some hair fell out where i took shots on the top of my head but i was alright first KO with a elbow.

[/quote]

“…must have broken his hand cos i timed it perfect landed right in the middle of my forehead…”

lol the mighty elbow
those shots to the head dont hurt, but they are damn annoying the next day.

[anon31651765]

[quote]Capacity wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:

Normally I would agree, but I get very touchy with girlfriends.

No pun intended?

FightinIrish26 wrote:

If someone makes an obscene comment about my girl or her character (think Max Baer in Cinderella Man) than I’m probably going to have a problem.

Wait. I’m having a little trouble with this rationalization. First, is this someone you know making an obscene comment about your GF? Why would someone you know say something rude about her or her character? Me thinks you either have pretty sucky friends or relatives … or really bad taste in women … if they’d even think of going there out loud.

So that leaves only a couple of possibilities. You are out with your GF when some (probably drunk) person says something? That still kind of makes me wonder why you’d take physical action if that kind of situation came up?
[/quote]

What the hell are you talking about? I mean like at a bar. If you are are having issues with someone and they see you have a girlfriend, then guys will take potshots at that, either in the mouthing off way or the ass slapping way. It hasn’t happened to me, but I have seen it happen many times.

Yeah, I know some crap gets said at bars and whatnot, but alcohol consumption aside most adult women don’t take that kind of trash talk personally if they have even a smidgen of self respect and confidence. So why should you react?

Because I don’t take well to it. It’s not about her self respect, I’m sure she would take it in stride, but it’s one of those things that just seriously gets under my skin.

Nothing screams “Asshole” louder than a smirk, a shrug and ignoring the offender. Even if a complete stranger just up and said something uncalled for I’d still have to wonder why you’d feel compelled to respond to such a fucktard? Seems rather redundant.

I disagree. Nothing say “asshole” better than picking his teeth up off the floor. I don’t do that to people, and I expect the same in return. I know you won’t always get it, but if an offending party crosses that line I have a hard time holding back.

As defending her “honor” in her absence? Kinda pointless, no?

I guess being a very confident woman I’d prefer that if someone is going to have to step up and defend my “honor” then I’d like to be the one who determines when and how.

Cappy

I don’t know where you’re getting this “honor” crap from. All I’m saying is that someone wants to fight me, or mouth off, or whatever, I can deal with that. But again, if anything gets directed towards whatever girl I’m dating, I’m going to take issue with it.

It’s not pointless- I won.

[nothingclever]

I don’t want to sound sexist but considering women mostly solve their disputes through nonviolent means or at least less violent means it’s understandable that they will see things entirely differently at times.

I agree that if someone were to talk trash about me or someone I know clearly looking as if he wanted to anger me or start a fight I would fight him. Fighting often is the shortest and easiest way to solve a problem. At least for guys. I’ve seen and heard plenty of guys get into fights physical or verbal and practically the next day they become friends or at least drop the feud. I’ve had this happen to me personally too.

When you’re dealing with a random person and you can get away with it I’d say why not. If someone boldly acts like a jerk to you wherever they probably act like this elsewhere in everyday life so giving the guy a beating might instill some fear in him to hold his tongue. “Gee people will actually hit me if I talk shit and I’m not invincible.” Some people need a wakeup call. I’m not saying it’s my duty to give them one when they offend me but fighting isn’t necessarily all that bad as long as you’re not going to disfigure or cripple this person for life. I agree that is just ridiculous. A few bruises that hurt for a week is good enough.

[Capacity]

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

Because I don’t take well to it. It’s not about her self respect, I’m sure she would take it in stride, but it’s one of those things that just seriously gets under my skin.[/quote]

Oh, I get it: Your woman can roll with the punches, but you lack self control! I guess it makes sense then, that your response to a non-threatening remark about someone would be thuggery. That’s the kind of man I want to accompany out in public … NOT.

Nothing say “asshole” better than picking his teeth up off the floor.

I’m pretty sure the law won’t file that under “self defense.”

I know you won’t always get it, but if an offending party crosses that line I have a hard time holding back.

Well, I won’t lower my level of self control so I can “get” your intolerance for (perceived) offences, but it’s been my experience that bars and certain public places (specifically ones that involve the consumption of alcohol) tend to have a slightly higher ratio of morons to decent folk. By the same token, knee-jerk thuggery isn’t a great coping mechanism or a very evolved social skill.

It’s not pointless- I won.

Hardly. I’ve known plenty of women who dumped their BF for this very sort of public display. Perhaps an appreciation for a short fuse is an acquired taste or maybe they just didn’t “get it” either? No matter, the end result was the same. I guess knowing your BF might knock someone’s teeth out just doesn’t say “I love you” the way you think it does.

Cappy

[anon31651765]

[quote]Capacity wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:

Because I don’t take well to it. It’s not about her self respect, I’m sure she would take it in stride, but it’s one of those things that just seriously gets under my skin.

Oh, I get it: Your woman can roll with the punches, but you lack self control! I guess it makes sense then, that your response to a non-threatening remark about someone would be thuggery. That’s the kind of man I want to accompany out in public … NOT.
[/quote]

With an attitude like that, I bet there’s not many men that want to accompany you.

Thuggery? Please. Maybe you like big nancies who couldn’t stand up for you if you wanted them to, but that’s not the way I am. If you don’t like it, fuck yourself.

Nothing say “asshole” better than picking his teeth up off the floor.

I’m pretty sure the law won’t file that under “self defense.”

At no given point did I ever mention that it would be right or correct in the eyes of the law. It certainly can get you in trouble. But that has absolutely nothing to do with what I’m talking about, so cross this one off too.

I know you won’t always get it, but if an offending party crosses that line I have a hard time holding back.

Well, I won’t lower my level of self control so I can “get” your intolerance for (perceived) offences, but it’s been my experience that bars and certain public places (specifically ones that involve the consumption of alcohol) tend to have a slightly higher ratio of morons to decent folk. By the same token, knee-jerk thuggery isn’t a great coping mechanism or a very evolved social skill.

LOL. Honey, you’re posting this on a thread that is about “Fight Stories” in the “Combat Sports” section of “Testosterone Nation.”

You want evolved social skills, go sit in some fucking book club, and stop posting in a section of website devoted to people that love fighting enough to devote hours and hours of training to it.

You slap my fucking girlfriend’s ass, I’m going to hit you. I will deal with the assault charges or whatever later, but there are some things I won’t deal with.

It’s not pointless- I won.

Hardly. I’ve known plenty of women who dumped their BF for this very sort of public display. Perhaps an appreciation for a short fuse is an acquired taste or maybe they just didn’t “get it” either? No matter, the end result was the same. I guess knowing your BF might knock someone’s teeth out just doesn’t say “I love you” the way you think it does.

Cappy

Spare me. They were probably cunts. I know this may come as a shock to you, but not all women are like you and your friends, thank fucking god.

I’m not saying I go out every weekend and go looking for fights- if you’d been here longer than one fucking month than you’d know how I feel about all the horshit that people talk about street fighting.

But I’ve seen drunks in bars go after women, both verbally and physically, because of a problem with their boyfriend, and it simply won’t happen when I’m around.

If you’ve got a problem with that, or think lowly of me because of that, I really couldn’t give two flying fucks.

[Kensei]

I was outside the chicken counter in Chinatown when I saw this tall Indian guy hitting a Chinese girl. She let out a screem (uuuuhhhhhhh!) and fell backwards. I knew I had to do something. He turned to face me and I heard a loud ominous voice yell “ROUND 1: FIGHT!”

He was obviously a badass because he had skulls hanging from his neckless. He came at me fiercely, kicking and punching at me from what seemed like 8 feet away! His arms and legs could stretch! He hit me several times due to his superhuman stretchability.

I flew backwards and hit the ground. My head was pounding from the impact. I tried to scramble but knew the fall had thrown off my equilibrium. I got to my feet, but I was still dazed. Little angels circled my head. I shook them off and prepared for the incoming attack.

My opponent didn’t waste a second. As he came closer I noticed him inhale deeply. Before I could go on the offensive he shouted “YOGA FLAME!” and breathed a tidal wave of fire in my direction. I quickly back flipped to avoid the conflagration and just missed being incinerated by the fireball. I could hear the ends of my headband sizzle as the flame passed by.

I landed on my feet and leaped to engage my opponent. We traded blows for what seemed like a minute and a half. He attacked, but my defenses were quick. I put my fist over my eye and that seemed to deflect all of his blows. I saw him inhale, and anticipated his fire breath.

I braced myself and put my wrists together. Before he could unleash his fiery blast I yelled and unleashed one of my own.

“HADOKENNNNNNNN!”

The dragon fury ran through my body and exited from my hands aimed squarely at my cow worshiping enemy. As the blow hit his body, I saw the meter above his head deplete. He fell to the ground. His life bar was empty, he was dead.

Still tense from the battle, I forced my body to relax. I took a deep breath, glad that the fight was over. As I turned away I heard a voice, the last thing I ever wanted to hear:

“ROUND 2…FIGHT!”

[Capacity]

With an attitude like that, I bet there’s not many men that want to accompany you.

There’s never been a shortage.

Maybe you like big nancies who couldn’t stand up for you if you wanted them to, but that’s not the way I am.

Right. I think we’ve established the way you are: You’d slam someone for remarks you don’t like.

LOL. Honey, you’re posting this on a thread that is about “Fight Stories” in the “Combat Sports” section of “Testosterone Nation.”

And your point is …?

I know this may come as a shock to you, but not all women are like you and your friends, thank fucking god.

Well I’m sure there are plenty of babes who adore boys who take them places where they’ll get treated like meat, then use that as an excuse to justify retaliation.

if you’d been here longer than one fucking month than you’d know how I feel about all the horshit that people talk about street fighting.

It’s amusing and predictable that you’d revert to the “You’ve-only-been-here-X-number of days/weeks/months,” argument when you disagree with me. Do I have to have a personal, long-term relationship with you to say I think your comments on this subject are crap?

I have been here longer than a month, pal … on and off for about as long as you’ve been a card-carrying member. How you feel about what other people have said about street fighting is not the issue. My response is to what YOU said you’d do under certain circumstances.

But I’ve seen drunks in bars go after women, both verbally and physically, because of a problem with their boyfriend, and it simply won’t happen when I’m around.

So if someone has a problem with you then why take your babe to those places? You want to be a hero? Get her butt out of there if you think there’s going to be a problem! I guess it’s a lot harder to exercise the reflexes between your ears and avoid those kinds of situations or use a little self control rather than your fists.

But hey, if you’re gonna do it for her then you might want to consider what could happen (to her) should you manage to get your head kicked in while playing the tough guy. Stranger things have happened.

Yup, the BS sure is thick …

Cappy

[KBCThird]

[quote]Capacity wrote:
With an attitude like that, I bet there’s not many men that want to accompany you.

There’s never been a shortage.

Maybe you like big nancies who couldn’t stand up for you if you wanted them to, but that’s not the way I am.

Right. I think we’ve established the way you are: You’d slam someone for remarks you don’t like.

LOL. Honey, you’re posting this on a thread that is about “Fight Stories” in the “Combat Sports” section of “Testosterone Nation.”

And your point is …?

I know this may come as a shock to you, but not all women are like you and your friends, thank fucking god.

Well I’m sure there are plenty of babes who adore boys who take them places where they’ll get treated like meat, then use that as an excuse to justify retaliation.

if you’d been here longer than one fucking month than you’d know how I feel about all the horshit that people talk about street fighting.

It’s amusing and predictable that you’d revert to the “You’ve-only-been-here-X-number of days/weeks/months,” argument when you disagree with me. Do I have to have a personal, long-term relationship with you to say I think your comments on this subject are crap?

I have been here longer than a month, pal … on and off for about as long as you’ve been a card-carrying member. How you feel about what other people have said about street fighting is not the issue. My response is to what YOU said you’d do under certain circumstances.

But I’ve seen drunks in bars go after women, both verbally and physically, because of a problem with their boyfriend, and it simply won’t happen when I’m around.

So if someone has a problem with you then why take your babe to those places? You want to be a hero? Get her butt out of there if you think there’s going to be a problem! I guess it’s a lot harder to exercise the reflexes between your ears and avoid those kinds of situations or use a little self control rather than your fists.

But hey, if you’re gonna do it for her then you might want to consider what could happen (to her) should you manage to get your head kicked in while playing the tough guy. Stranger things have happened.

Yup, the BS sure is thick …

Cappy[/quote]

I’m not saying that I agree with Irish’s stance on this, and I’m not saying that I disagree with it. But I can certainly UNDERSTAND it. Certain things make people want to get into a fight. Sometimes they do, sometimes they dont.

Not agreeing with it is one thing, but if you cant even understand certain things ticking him off to the point of wanting to deal with them physically, I think the problem is with you, not with him.

[Capacity]

[quote]KBCThird wrote:
Not agreeing with it is one thing, but if you cant even understand certain things ticking him off to the point of wanting to deal with them physically, I think the problem is with you, not with him.[/quote]

I never said I didn’t understand the desire to fight. I’m not a fight shrink, but if I didn’t get that on some level, then why visit this forum?

My issue is with the argument that it’s perfectly acceptable to use physical force wherever and whenever you deem appropriate … or in this case, when someone happens to “tick you off.” If you think that’s not a bit of a problem, then so be it … we’ll just have to agree to disagree too. shrug

Cappy

[Judas]

[quote]ZeusNathan wrote:
Judas wrote:
im from Australia and we have black people here who were natives but we killed most of em and stole there land, sorta like American Indians for all you yanks.

any way i was at a big party in a park with about 300 drunk teenagers and there were 4 abos (black australias we call them abos sort for aboriginals)and they were going around and just attacking guys smaller than them 4 on 1 and just knocking em out and stomping on there heads, i seen maybe 4 guys get taken out.

And then i was walking with this girl i had met and one of them shoulder barged me and i was like what the fuck cunt watch where ya going, and then kept walkin and went and sat down with this chick.

Then while i was sitting down the abo comes up to me like 2 meters away and starts screaming IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU CUNT and im sitting down and hes standing above me (im 6’2 85kgs 188 pounds and this dude was probably 5’8 210 pounds) and im thinkin head down cover up and he charged me and jumpin upper cutted me in the forehead.

Knocking me off my log that i was sitting on, must have broken his hand cos i timed it perfect landed right in the middle of my forehead, then he was in a sloppy top mount just throwing bombs like he wanted to kill me and i was covering up well took maybe 15-20 shots in the top and sides of the head none in the face.

Then i grabbed his neck and sorted rolled him over and got ontop of him and threw a right elbow as hard as i could and hit him in the side of the head and he went limp, i got pulled up to my feet by some guys i didnt know and they were like dude get the fuck outa here u fucked him up his mates are coming and i had blood pissing down my face from my forehead where he upper cutted me and i was concussed.

I could tell when i stood up was heaps punch drunk and had no legs on me so i stumbled into some bushes and lay down for a bit then i seen 3 abos running around the party screamin WHERE THE FUCK IS HE !!!

And i new i was safe and went back to my car and got a big knife out of my car then went back to the party with a hoody on and got my girl and went home, had a concussion for 4 days and some hair fell out where i took shots on the top of my head but i was alright first KO with a elbow.

“…must have broken his hand cos i timed it perfect landed right in the middle of my forehead…”

lol the mighty elbow
those shots to the head dont hurt, but they are damn annoying the next day.
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yea i was fine just had a headache for a week, if he landed that upper cut in my nose or mouth i would have been ugly for life, i never been hit that hard before some one running and jumping and punching into your head while your seated.

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[quote]Kensei wrote:
I was outside the chicken counter in Chinatown when I saw this tall Indian guy hitting a Chinese girl. She let out a screem (uuuuhhhhhhh!) and fell backwards. I knew I had to do something. He turned to face me and I heard a loud ominous voice yell “ROUND 1: FIGHT!”

He was obviously a badass because he had skulls hanging from his neckless. He came at me fiercely, kicking and punching at me from what seemed like 8 feet away! His arms and legs could stretch! He hit me several times due to his superhuman stretchability.

I flew backwards and hit the ground. My head was pounding from the impact. I tried to scramble but knew the fall had thrown off my equilibrium. I got to my feet, but I was still dazed. Little angels circled my head. I shook them off and prepared for the incoming attack.

My opponent didn’t waste a second. As he came closer I noticed him inhale deeply. Before I could go on the offensive he shouted “YOGA FLAME!” and breathed a tidal wave of fire in my direction. I quickly back flipped to avoid the conflagration and just missed being incinerated by the fireball. I could hear the ends of my headband sizzle as the flame passed by.

I landed on my feet and leaped to engage my opponent. We traded blows for what seemed like a minute and a half. He attacked, but my defenses were quick. I put my fist over my eye and that seemed to deflect all of his blows. I saw him inhale, and anticipated his fire breath.

I braced myself and put my wrists together. Before he could unleash his fiery blast I yelled and unleashed one of my own.

“HADOKENNNNNNNN!”

The dragon fury ran through my body and exited from my hands aimed squarely at my cow worshiping enemy. As the blow hit his body, I saw the meter above his head deplete. He fell to the ground. His life bar was empty, he was dead.

Still tense from the battle, I forced my body to relax. I took a deep breath, glad that the fight was over. As I turned away I heard a voice, the last thing I ever wanted to hear:

“ROUND 2…FIGHT!”[/quote]

Lawl, Dhalsim and Ryu.