Young Female Beginner w/ No Muscle

I’m getting sick of my damn posts not posting…

Anyway, it said something along the lines of I’m confused.

When you say the next student one isn’t until February, does that mean they do student inductions different to normal person inductions? Do student ones include how to balance out the alcohol consumption by extra work in the gym?

Or do you mean the gym subscription (membership) in which case why can’t they just change the amount they DD you, or are you gonna have to do another induction once they confirm your studentness and need for an alcohol related workout?

Like I said before, I’m confused.

Sorry…
They only conduct student inductions in the morning and the next available free morning slot is on the 7th Feb. I know £10 isn’t a lot to you people but it’s a hell of a lot for little me.
Thanks for your offer Derren; if my friends don’t have any weights I’ll pm you.

[quote]laura-lightning wrote:
Sorry…
They only conduct student inductions in the morning and the next available free morning slot is on the 7th Feb. I know £10 isn’t a lot to you people but it’s a hell of a lot for little me.
Thanks for your offer Derren; if my friends don’t have any weights I’ll pm you.[/quote]

I was joking about the student inductions being different… they seriously do different inductions for students and non-students? What the fuck is up with that? An induction is an induction, it’s gonna be crap anyway.

Can you not use the gym without an induction?

No 'fraid not. I’m so gutted as well. I’m getting bored of doing situps and such in my room - they are getting too easy.

I take it they’re not charging you membership yet then. Can you not pay cash a couple of times, or sign all the paper work now, sneak in when they’re not looking, then have your induction in feb?

Get 2 2litre bottles and fill them with water, then do serratus crunches (http://www.T-Nation.com/readArticle.do?id=1698242&cr)

If that’s too easy, find something heavier to hold in each hand.

Got to say, I’ve never had an induction at a gym. I’ve always said ‘yeah, fine’ and booked it in, then just never bothered turning up. Most gyms don’t care.

It might be a positive sign that your gym is interested in making sure they individualise, but I’m guessing it’s more to avoid being sued when someone dies in a tragic Bosu-ball-squat-combo accident.

I agree with Roual. Pay and then sneak in :wink:

[quote]Roual wrote:
Get 2 2litre bottles and fill them with water, then do serratus crunches http://www.T-Nation.com/readArticle.do?id=1698242&cr

If that’s too easy, find something heavier to hold in each hand.[/quote]

You legend! will get right on that one :slight_smile:

[quote]laura-lightning wrote:
Roual wrote:
Get 2 2litre bottles and fill them with water, then do serratus crunches http://www.T-Nation.com/readArticle.do?id=1698242&cr

If that’s too easy, find something heavier to hold in each hand.

You legend! will get right on that one :slight_smile:

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Need any other weird and wonderful exercises, just ask, I’m sure between us we can come up with something.

The stranger they are the more likely I’ll do them so keep em coming.

[quote]laura-lightning wrote:
The stranger they are the more likely I’ll do them so keep em coming.[/quote]

That’s just asking for trouble…!

[quote]Derran wrote:
laura-lightning wrote:
The stranger they are the more likely I’ll do them so keep em coming.

That’s just asking for trouble…!

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That was the plan!

Try this one - called thinking outside the box.

It’s basically one legged good evening on a stability ball with a kettleball duct taped to the side of your head.

http://www.guidoandluigi.com/index.php?date=2007-11-02

Classic :slight_smile:

How about this one…
http://revver.com/video/631185/sex-workout-wheel-barrow-position/

Ok, so the URL pretty much gives it away, but in my defense, I went to the gym this morning and still have a certain amount of test running rampant around my system… damn those girlies doing stiff legged deadlifts infront of me.

Check this page out:

Also, have a crack at Tabata if you’ve nothing better to do :wink:

Say for bodyweight squats - do as many as you can in 20 seconds, then rest ten seconds. Repeat 8 times, for a total of 4 minutes. Sounds easy doesn’t it? Have a go…

I have a vid of me doing it for clean and press in my profile thingy.

[quote]Derran wrote:
Check this page out:

Also, have a crack at Tabata if you’ve nothing better to do :wink:

Say for bodyweight squats - do as many as you can in 20 seconds, then rest ten seconds. Repeat 8 times, for a total of 4 minutes. Sounds easy doesn’t it? Have a go…

I have a vid of me doing it for clean and press in my profile thingy.[/quote]

Derran that’s cruel. Laura - if you try this, bring a sick bucket.

I couldn’t help myself.

My bad :frowning:

If I’m suffering, so can everyone else!

[quote]Kruiser wrote:
First off, Welcome to T-Nation/MWA! MWA is our sister site FYI, the link under the banner will take you there. It’s full of wonderful, intelligent, supportive ladies who truly walk the walk. If you haven’t been over there that’s the first thing you should do.

I really don’t see 21% BF in your litle black dress pic. I see a great shape with great potential.

As far as starting weight goes, if you’re untrained, form and full range of motion (ROM) are more important at this point. The weight that you use in any particular lift will end up being defined by how many reps you want to achieve and will change with your goals and experience. In general start with an empty bar to warm-up and lock your form in and then add weight until you’re near failure at the end of your set (5-10 reps/set is good starting guidline).

Diet-wise most of us like the anabolic diet or its variations. Lean proteins, healthy fats, occasional complex carbs and lots of vegetables are the staples. Again, there are more diet plans here than you can shake a stick of beef jerky at.

There are great traing/diet programs all over both sites. Do some searching and reading and then get back to us with any specific questions.

BTW, cool screen name! I would have picked “Lil Black Dress” for you but that’s just me. 8^)[/quote]

dude’s on the pull!

Unusual? I dunno, but Turkish Get-ups are pretty useful. Hold some weight with straight arms at the start, keep the straight all the way through. Suitcase deadlifts are pretty good as well. Pack something heavy in to a dufflebag or something for this one.

If pushups are too easy, try doing planche-pushups with your feet on a wall or on the ground. If sit ups (i presume you are doing crunches) are too easy, do v-sits (and I mean literally, no bent legs, and arms at ears).

Also do high-rep supermans, to prepare yourself for deadlifts. Also you can do one handed pushups! You can do handstands. Millions of them, trust me you can do enough of them to feel burn. Learn to do handstands, then walk on your hands = sexy back/shoulders. You can do Pistols if you want harder squats without having to do what Derran is telling you to do.
http://www.beastskills.com/tutorials.htm
Do any of them. If you dare!