Mahaahahaha… fuckin’ jackass… does it with the leather jacket on… lol 
[quote]rainjack wrote:
You know you are a real man when saying shit like “testosterone muscle” makes you want to throw up.
Seriously - what happened to being a T-man? That was ghey, but being “testosterone muscle”? I think something’s jumping a shark tank. [/quote]
Dawg its all about being unapologetically elite, brah
[quote]VibeAlive wrote:
Hehehehehehee… these are great… lol 
You know you’re a tea man… errr… T-man… when your 6 year old daughter would rather you read her articles by ‘the big bald guy from Montreal’ before bed then kid stories… :)[/quote]
That’s pretty awesome. I am now going to call CT “the big bald guy from Montreal”.
[quote]OrangeBroccoli wrote:
…when random people approach you in the gym, and ask about a physical deficiency that they have, you just tell them to squat more.[/quote]
and eat more…
[quote]DickBag wrote:
rainjack wrote:
You know you are a real man when saying shit like “testosterone muscle” makes you want to throw up.
Seriously - what happened to being a T-man? That was ghey, but being “testosterone muscle”? I think something’s jumping a shark tank.
listen bro, here at Testosterone Muscle, we’re unapologetic muscle builders and we dont regret nuttin
bro.
so eat shit, and no im not sorry for saying that.
well maybe a little[/quote]
I will never call myself “testosterone muscle” and I am unapologetic about that.
I have been a “t-man” longer than most of you fudge packers have been potty-trained. I was “t-man” when TC was still a copy editor for his grade school news paper.
Everything I say is true - well - except for TC’s copy editing stint. I don’t know if they had movable type that far back.
Old-timer, you shore be farmin’ sum free-range wisdom there, yessirree!
[quote]rainjack wrote:
You know you are a real man when saying shit like “testosterone muscle” makes you want to throw up.
Seriously - what happened to being a T-man? That was ghey, but being “testosterone muscle”? I think something’s jumping a shark tank. [/quote]
Totally agree, guys with the slightest amount of testosterone don’t call themselves T men or whatever. They’re men, or guys. they call themselves Doctor, officer, Reverend and Sargeant and such.
[quote]DickBag wrote:
looks like my last post had a spelling mistake.
any ways never mind the joke is ruined now.
just ruined
[/quote]
hahaha! Some of your posts are fucking hilarious.
You know you’re “Estrogen Muscle” when…
(1) Your signifigant other is too afraid to complain about your crotch veins, much less break up with you.
(2) Your use of AAS is so high that you curl 25lb dumbbells but you have 17’ arms.
(3) You’re a woman with hair on her testicles.
(4) If you lifted a car to save a baby, no one would really be that surprised.
I “borrowed” the idea of this thread fron Chris Shugart, back when “Testosterone” magazine was in print. It was meant to be funny. Not a serious declaration of who you are. I decided to go with testosterone muscle instead of T-man because it was just the most current. Again the intention was to see what funny things people could come up with.
You know you’re testosterone muscle if… You can take a light hearted thread and turn it into a personal vendetta.
…You never “work out”, you train.