[quote]Makavali wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
lol@ the people confusing retarded with hardcore
I thought you were hardcore. I’m also prone to being confused. What does that make you?
Gay.[/quote]
this was HILARIOUS…when I was reading this post I only read the top then caught the gay part when i scrolled down, caught me COMPLETELY off guard and died laughing lol
[quote]Pipes06 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
lol@ the people confusing retarded with hardcore
I thought you were hardcore. I’m also prone to being confused. What does that make you?
Gay.
this was HILARIOUS…when I was reading this post I only read the top then caught the gay part when i scrolled down, caught me COMPLETELY off guard and died laughing lol[/quote]
+1 same here
Ok to give it back some momentum:
…When you see a Burger King tv add & that makes me proud of being eating chicken breast at the same time.
You know you are serious (or you love lifting):
When you go to a buffet and become hungry when you get home.
When you out eat all the adults you know… combined.
When you are laugh when people talk about BMI.
When you have to force yourself not to lift on your rest days.
When your anger overwhelms you because after you said that you have a diet people assume you are trying to lose weight.
When you cry because you are 5 lbs lighter than you were the previous day.
When a restaurant kicks you out for eating too long and too much.
When you love the feeling of DOMS.
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
8. When you love the feeling of DOMS. [/quote]
I thought that was just me. I love the feeling you get when you have to put pressure on the muscle too.
Flex flex flex!
When you eat shitty vegetables that make you want to gag.
*Back to the first post… BBQ sauce will make almost any meat/fish taste amazing!
[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
You lift at 6 in the morning.
Exactly.
Also, when you would rather read this thread than look at porn.
[quote]Wilba wrote:
Also, when you would rather read this thread than look at porn.
[/quote]
hm
When you walk around whole foods for 2 hours searching for the most protein/epa,dha packed can of tuna… because buying tuna steaks can get pricey on top of all your Biotest supplements
for every beer you drink on the weekend you add 5 more minutes of cardio or 5 extra reps to every workout
a great snack is a hand full of almonds and celery and cucumbers… celery and cucumbers… celery and cucumbers
when you go out to dinner, you pull out a ziploc bag of pills to keep up with nutrient timing
you sub the starch that some restaurant dishes have for extra veggies
you don’t enjoy the taste or the flavor of something but you eat it anyways cause you know how great it is for you
when you judge people by what they put into their body and how they train… because everyone else is doing it wrong
when the first thing you eat/drink after a rare long hard night of partying is either a nutrient dense shake or a tall glass of water with Superfood
When you have the courage to order 6 extra servings of broccoli on a date or business meeting.
When you build a lot of muscle over time.
[quote]Wilba wrote:
Also, when you would rather read this thread than look at porn.[/quote]
That’s not serious. That’s just ghey.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Wilba wrote:
Also, when you would rather read this thread than look at porn.
That’s not serious. That’s just ghey.[/quote]
x2
[quote]APLASTICSPOON wrote:
When you persuade all your teachers to allow you to eat in their classes.[/quote]
yeah, thats an amazing feat dude. but idk, if you had some of the teachers i had and still could do it then youre amazing, i had militant dyke bitches and senile old women. class is only like 75 minutes anyway, if you eat before and after youre good, or maybe sneak off to the hall to eat a protein bar or shake.
you seem like an angry man
-You laugh at your friends when they go to the gym
-You think you know more than the trainers at the gym
-You have sex with more women than any other guy at work
enjoy the fact that you almost fell down two flights of stairs leaving the gym after leg day
when you leave a family party to go train before the gym closes and come back an hour later and know one questions it.(i did this yesterday)
[quote]diceman wrote:
enjoy the fact that you almost fell down two flights of stairs leaving the gym after leg day[/quote]
That’s pretty specific 
When you are not excited about your graduation party because it is going to have cake and Mexican food.
You’re hardcore when you show up late at the gym and the girl at the desk sarcastically sighs with relief and says that she was going to have someone call to see if something was wrong if I’d not have come in soon.