You Know You Spend Too Much Time on T-Nation When...

When someone tries to glorify some “health & fitness” website and your husband catches the look of total disdain on your face and replies before you have a chance to put your foot in your mouth (yet he never hangs out here but sees me looking at a lot of half-naked people) responds: “you don’t get it’s a community”.

Maybe we have a superiority complex. Maybe not.

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]entheogens wrote:
When you hire a search agency to find where Kliplemet is and if he ever married one of his Nigerian/Ghanian whores. [/quote]

when you are genuinely curious how the search for Klip is going…that boy has some questions to answer…like if he’s married one of his Nigerian/Ghanian whores[/quote]

when ghostwriting Klip’s memoirs causes a tribal war in an African Republic, and the Malaysian gangs have a price on your head.

if you’ve have ever questioned if lizard people REALLY do exist…

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
If you consider pictures of yourself in your underwear to be “progress pics”.[/quote]

Son of a Bitch

When you always try to open your “hub”.

(Man it takes forever to load!)

[quote]DJHT wrote:
You tell your wife to give one of our teenagers a falcon punch for fucking up.[/quote]

Is that the same as a rabbit punch? (Short jab to the back of the neck)

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

…when you have thirty posts in seven years.

Wait, what?[/quote]

Guilty, so guilty. What can I say, I lurk.

When 90% of what you say is sarcastic and the other 10% is “/sarcasm”.

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]droooo wrote:
If this thread excited you.[/quote]

if you’re read through this thread nodding and grinning … while at work[/quote]
ha! I think this is a sign I need to actually do something at work…

[quote]PAINTRAINDave wrote:
You say “lol” instead of actually laughing… I need some fucking therapy…[/quote]

Holy shit I lol’d at that…I actually laughed though…you need help

Thanks to print, I more often think about and talk about punching people in the face

. . . when during the month of December you say to every tubbo around, “Merry Christmas, Bob.”

When watching a video posted by another man, you focus on his ass and think “NICE!”(squat) with no fear for your masculinity.

When giving a spot to a stranger at your gym, you’re recognized as a T-Nationer by your tattoos.

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
When you see or read about planet fitness, your mind jumps to Holymac and the lunk alarm that never went off…[/quote]

I’m still pissed about this. I think about this when i see a holymac post.

/edit. wow 5 years 62 posts. impressive

WHEN YOU GET PISSED BECAUSE THERE ARENT NEW ARTICLES EVERYDAY ANYMORE!

when you wait a month for a new atomic dog article

When someone squats and you automatically check their form and depth… then shake your head because 9 out 10 people don’t know how to squat properly.

[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
When someone squats and you automatically check their form and depth… then shake your head because 9 out 10 people don’t know how to squat properly.[/quote]

SO guilty.

[quote]hungry4more wrote:

[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
When someone squats and you automatically check their form and depth… then shake your head because 9 out 10 people don’t know how to squat properly.[/quote]

SO guilty. [/quote]

Son of a Bitch

you know you spend to much time on T-Nation when you have dreams about it, happened me last night.